[Booting up....

Boot up Successful.

Performing full System check....

Error!.....

Unable to connect to Headquarters mainframe...

Bypassing...

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Attempting Subsystem access...

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Subsystem Acquired...

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Performing diagnostics.

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Headquarters....OFFLINE

Accessing Manpower.... OFFLINE

Accessing Substructures.... OFFLINE

Accessing Weapons.... OFFLINE

Accessing Super-weapons... OFFLINE

Locating Key Personnel.... ERROR!

Base System Compromised. Executing protocol....

Stand By....

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Locating Admin.... Located!

Triangulating.... Stand By....

Admin Pad located.... Connecting...

Connection Successful....

Transferring...

Transfer Complete!]

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[Chief. We got a problem.]