In the middle of the universe, a great world tree stood alone and aloof. Its invisible branch spammed to the end of existance as they filled the universe with life energy. Its root spammed to the 18 levels of the unknown abyss. Unknown, because of the unending darkness that blocked view for any passing stare. But on the middle, or what can be considered as one, was a crystalised core sealing a monstrosity.
Akdrasil, the world tree, was actually the sealing place of humanity's most horrible nightmare. A monstrosity whose upper half miss matched with its lower. At first, one would never be able to distinguish any human traits in this beast. But, after looking throughfully one could notice its strong arms, well defined abdos and the savage looking face. But if one thought that this upper half was actually the bigger part, then he is in for a surprise. HIS DICK AND GUTS, you got the hint, right? No need to say more. His dick was like a cosmical Gundam sword waiting to be unshealed. His balls were like wings decorating the overly grown genital while giving it a holy aura. One would actually feel his soul reaching enlightenment as he sees this scene unfolding and cry in fanatism"Oh god of lust and virility. Please show thy lowly one the path to true happiness".
Next to the monstrosity was a clock like creature with a big mustache. Its expression told tails of endless tragedies and sadness. Even the droplet of tears that one would suppose were shed before getting sealed, were frozen into crystalised blue droplets formed pieces of ice.
As eons passed, no trace of the seal being weakned was shown. The reason for that was because the order who sealed the beast renewed the sealing formation every 20 years. They had to make sure to have all the elders and the 100k followers pour energy on it, so that they can stop the monster from breaking out.
But today, something different happened. A devastating beauty whose chest stood proud and butt perched right entered this seemingly inaccessible place. She took out the silver mask that was hiding her fine traits and long black hair as she dashed toward the sealed beast.
She immediately bowed and muttered "..finally master. I finally found you. After all these millenniums, I finally found you. Your last words, master, I never forgot them. Master Akivashaaa!!" Her last words were strangled by an urge to cry. This master in front of her was her everything. The one who saved her, the one who teached her, the one who made her strong and the one who sacrificed himself over and over for her safety. She never had the chance to thank him. She never was able to express her emotions, her love. Not the one between a man and a women, but the one between a daughter and her father.
As she recalled the last words of this man that haunted her dreams, her voice and his voice in her head fusionned as one
"Excalibur. Humph, who need that. I have better, a D, the will of the D. Muwahahaha" These words seemingly moronic had a meaning as heavy as the world for her. She couldn't stop her emotions from welling up and herself from hicking. And, as if trying to brush off her feelings aside, to dig through this chain called the human heart, she roared
"FATHERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! ROAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Her welled up emotions, her focused sadness was all released in one go. This was a reunion after a separation that lasted several thousands of years. Her emotion from the time THAT ORDER actually sealed what she call as father didn't diminish one little bit. In fact, they only grown stronger as the days passed.
To her unsurprise, a crack actually appeared on that supposedly unbreakable seal. She already made her preparations on the same day she knew about her master's whereabouts. She made sure to create a mechanism redirecting the energy spent by those elders and their followers in their sealing process, to some other part of the universe. By the time they actually understand what happened, the escapade would have already be done. And even if by some chance, they don't actually get the heck away before the order is here, then her "father" can just bitch slap them. He is by far the strongest existance in this universe, and they were only able to seal them after his comrades betrayed him.
"Roaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!" After that first crack, several others emerged. And on the background, a deafening roar was made by Akivasha as he tried his best to break through the seal. His eyes became blood red, and his messed up jet black hair gained a crimson luster.
"ROOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR" A familiar dragonic roar engulfed both time and space. As the giant Excalibur was lifted up, the skies weeped. A roar full of sadness mixed with traces relief. A relief that came after great pressure that continued on and on for ages. A pressure that stopped the giant dick from spanning his wings across the universe. A never ending torment was what ditch felt as time went on, as generations passed away.
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That's why, today, ditch will show his most subliminal form. His strongest tricks. His true form. As the roaring continued on and on. As the seal was no more, both human and dick soared in the distance. Both were happy, relieved that after the longest time, they're finally free.
But, as the saying goes "Everyone has the right to be happy... but Akivasha and his dick. As their happiness spell doom for the rest of humanity". Everything these two do seems to go to disproportionate levels. Akivasha thought numbers of time "Why? Why is it that way? Is this god's joke. But I already rapped her so that can't be. So what? Is it destiny? Oh, so it is destiny. If that's the case then I will rape her toooo."
But matter not what Akivasha think, it wouldn't change what is going to happen now. HIS DICK, oh yeah you know what is going to happen. His dick that became the size of a galaxy when he had hid 18th birthday was now bigger than the distance between two.
As it got out of the never ending abyss, uncountable planet were destroyed. Some were so finely cuted in half that they didn't even notice what actually happened.
After a long time passed, and the destruction of multiple galaxies, Ditch (dick's name) finally stood proudly, horizontally, looking down on all creatures. But, as if what he already did wasn't enough, it started compressing weirdly, gaining potential energy big enough to litteraly rape the universe.
The roaring dragonic dick didn't spare any side glance at the poor planets it destroyed, to the giant bitches it fucked, and to the random ass like planets it slapped. Only to reach a planet fully created by amethyst. Its size was even bigger than the one Akivasha reincarnated into. Ditch tried his best going through it. The obstacles that it created on his passage diminished the already exhausted energy he was left with. But he won't, he never stopped and he never will, for he is supreme. He continued breaking through the hardest substances, as he rapped his way to the top. Only at the end fid he stop after standing proud like a world tree on the other side of the planet.
A random guy's pov on that random amethyst planet:
Ah, today was such a good day. The summer breeze refresh the soul and the warm temperature purify the body. I was sitting on the backyard, watching my workers raise the crops as I enjoyed the delicious cocktail coupled with the firm bust of my bitch. Being a farmer in my country was a luxury, so I was able as time went on to secure a better life than most. I was taking a nap on broad day light when suddenly an earthquake made me lose my balance. Fortunately, I had good reflexes and was able to deflect the trajectory that my face was taking from the hard floor to the soft boobs of my whore.
"Ah, what was that?" As I tried regaining my balance. I noticed something weird, why is this earthquake intensifying as time goes? Weird.. I took the women as my support so that i don't show anymore of my pathetic side to my workers. To keep those guys in check, you need to show no weakness at all.
"Ah, what's going on? Weird. This is not a normal earthquake" I said as my hard elbow cruched the skull of that whore. Her boobs weren't soft enough and couldn't take all the shock. Talk about useless...
As I reached the main plaza, I was engulfed by the heavy atmosphere. Anywhere the eye could see was covered by tons of people. Mostly low class shit but still, what's going on?
A big earth shockwave made everyone lose balance, some even died in the process. But since they were but lowly workers, then that only mean less need to pay for us great rulers of this land.
After that big earthquake, a dick as big as heaven got out of the earth as if he just took life. He soared to the heaven from the middle of the mob killing countless shits. So that in the end, it stagnated on the clouds, lettings its branches cover the world.
Our king then proclaimed "Today, is a fortunate day... as we, this 143th generatin have seen... the birth of another GODDDDD!!!!"
"ALL HAIL THE DICK TREE, MASTER OF HEAVEN AND RULER OF THE EARTH!!!" Continued the king
"""""ALL HAIL THE DICK TREE, MASTER OF HEAVEN AND RULER OF THE EARTH!!!!""""
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Am I the only one that felt that this chapter was boring compared to the others. It seems that I focused more on my grammar than my hormones and craziness Lol
Either way, I just finished my first book in when I was old
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Ps: it's been a while guys, but I'm finally home