Pam bapam pam pam pam~~"

"Hmmm..."

"Pom bapom pom pom poum~~"

"Hmmm...."

"Pim bapim pim pim pim~~"

"Can you shut the freaking hellish fucking fuck up please!!!!!"

Well, that was my freaking mustache face clock, and he will be with us for a while. oh, and by the way he will be limiting my attributes.

Now before we talk about how he will be doing that, first we need to know what is mana. Well even I don't know so we will pass that question. Now let's go to a more important and surprisingly more interresting subject. How does mana work? Some might think that you can't answer this question before answering the first one, but i'll prove it wrong.

First, we will be trying to know how does mana work inside our body, afterward we will how it works outside.

. First and foremost you guys need to know something. There has never been a clash between mages and warrior, since they are one and same thing. Well you see, ki and chi and whatever else are just mana. So sorry guys, if I just destroyed a great part of your childhood. Returning to our topic, mana is generated in our body in a point commonly called energy center,though i like to call it mana core. It's less chunni and way cooler, and since i can easily make any amount i want of it even though it have it's own drawbacks, but let's wait for that topic. This mana core is the center of a system called mana system, not really all that cool right. Well whatever, do you guys remember that chakra system from a certain anime, well that's the same thing as mana system, now you guys are probably having a hard time making sens of what i just said. How can you have multiple mana cores when you have a system which centers is a mana core, hmm there's 2 ways to do that.

First you can try and make a whole new system that work instead of with just one mana core multiple ones. This technique have no drawbacks, but you need to suffer so much while doing it that you might think that the world is created for the sole purpose of vodca. Now the second one is a little of a cheat, in this one you just make multiple normal mana systems overlapping each others, but that would trigger an effect caused by fairness system.

Fairness system, usually this guy is all over the place. It doesn't trigger even if you hack the universe, or it might trigger if you simply cheated on a exam. But things are different when you become god. When i was a simple vampire king, my luck was quite good, I was at the top of the first categorie, but now this shit has become tooo systematic. Now it have numeracle value. Fuck, basically if you do something labeled "cheat" you suffer a penality of the same degree, on the other hand you can make a deal. If you give yourself a great burden, fairness system kicks in and give you a reward on the same level of your penality, you can choose the type of reward you want, when do you want to recieve it, where.... but of course you can't choose how much, so yeah many of you guys probably saw the loope hole on this logic and so I did, that's why i will be limiting my power.

Now to explain the theory behind limiting my power we must return to an already browsed topic, mana. Do you remember guys when i said that mages and warrior are the same, well that's not quite true, because warriors are a part of mages, basically the only difference between warriors and elementals is their affinity. An elemental have a high affinity to an element that's why he's able to do elemental attacks, notice that i said elemental attacks not magical attacks because sword slash is also a magical attack. Sometimes a warrior is born with an affinity to an element but cannot use it's basic spells, that warrior can do what we call an aura attack which also deal a little bit of elemental damage. But that's not what's interresting us at the moment, we need to know how mana work in the body of a warrior and what makes the two so different. Well, it's just that warriors have a better understanding of the mana inside the body, while elementals are expert on the outer mana, so warrior can have their mana flow inside their body making it more intense than a raging burning heaven or as calm as a soul soothing sea. Basically that's how limiting my attributes went,I just calm my mana flow, and since it's a bother i make this clock head do it in my place, and since the intensity of my mana flow is what control my str and agt atributes, of course my magical power and mana reg also regress, so now let's make a deal.

Ding

Do you wish to make a deal

"Hell yep"

plz state the type of deal you want, the time and the place you wish to recieve your reward

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"Hmm, i wish to limit my power by 99,9999per cent, the time that i wish to recieve my reward at is 18 years after my birth by the time line of the world i will be reiancarnated into"

calculating the amount

your power will be multipled by 99,99 per cent

"Ok, now let's become more op, but now that i did this deal when i will be at the age of 18 will my dick be even bigger than that, ..i mean my dick originaly was bigger than a space ship and i'm talking about when i was 700 years old, now i'm pretty sure it was longer yhan the distance between earth and the moon, so yeah i could have fucked the moon if i wanted to, and without women enslaver. If I triggered it i'm pretty sure i would have done an orgy with the solar system"

"Hey master your birthsecond is near plzz prepare yourself."

Ah, if you guys are wondering where I am. Well, I am in my mother's womb and i have been struggling for quite some time to not get an errection. Just imagine what kind of cataclysm would have occured if i didOh i feel it i'm being pushed out of this hell hole yeah yeah yeahh oh yeahhh!!hot babe

Random sexy nurse POV

"hey, Petry we have an urgent case hurry come"

My name is Petry, and I have been a nurse in this hospital for 5 years. My family was not the richest, but we were not poor either. I took the test and luckily i passed. The people here are all nice to me, even though they sometimes have some dumb look on their face, and stare at my back passionatly, wonder why? Anyway we're on a pretty far campaign so we have many wonded persons everyday and it's my job to give them the best physical and morale treatment. .

"Thanks miss pettry~blush~"

"You're welcome"

But even though we recieve many wonded everyday it doesn't mean that they are the only persons we recieve. We get many children that caught the flu, and othet desease. We also assist any childbirth oh! If i'm not mistaking we have a pregnant women, it seem she will give birth todayAhhh!!!silly me i am the nurse which should assist her.

"Ouff, finally!!!"

"Petry you're late"

"Sorry~~"

"Anyway take your position, let the operation x start!!"

Well yeah our medical chef is a chuuni, but either way i am already this late can't waste anymore time thinking about this kind of thing.

"Push, yes, you're so good. Yeah just a little bit more, yes that way ahh!!"

"Medical chef pleasee!!"

"Sorry"

"Now seriously push, just a little bit more ok yes here we go, good. ah, he's so cute, petry come see how cute he is"

"Here I come "

'Oh! He's so cute, but why is he grinning'

"Kamehamehaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!"

Eh!!

Akivasha von Schlatterstein POV

Well after doing my dick kamehameha, the little big breasted nurse...well, got more oblirated than Cell.

"Wow is this some kind of demonic plant, interesting"

"Chef, petry died do something"

"Man, how do you want me to do it. Her body got completly destroyed."

"chef, what are you talking about?"

"Well, necrophiliy of course"

"Memory swap"

"Eh, what happened, what am i doing here"

I sighed in relief after seeing that even with my limited power i can still do things like that. Man, I already died from the shock of knowing that god was that kind of nasty. If that doctor said anymore than that i'm pretty sure i would have lost fate on existance, now let me check my states.

'Statue window'

Ding

Stateshealth1000mana600000str165agt270dex140int150000wis5000luk1000

"hmm.. seem about good"

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Sorry guys about that technical mistake

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