"Now.... isn't this fucked up?!"
"Master are you alright, what's happened, you didn't even comment when you flooded earth 50 000 years ago when cumming, so what in world's freaking babysitter of hell in the name of the all mighty sdfs that roam the universe, did i forget something Ah! The roaring dick fucked up this place?"(don't even try understanding one flying shit in this statement, my mind got rapped while writing it)
"Well, let's say that something original happened or things escalated too quickly for my weak heart"
"Something original hmmm... if you who lived 168k years say that it's original, the one who did it must be quite the genius"
"Yeah, he sure is' yeah my dick sure is a genius'"
"Now to a more serious topic Hey!! Clockhead do you hear me, so like i said this place is quite the shitty one it doesn't have one freaking public instut, half of the village is already destroyed and i'm sure that even if i sleep for 2 years it will stay like that, not because the vilagers are lazy but because they don't know how to repair a house, they might think about rebuilding all the damaged resources but they will soon discard this option because of lack of recources"
"So what is the solution?"
"A fap..."
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Two years have passed, in that span of time i was meditating, i have been reforming this freaking weak body so that i can control myself, and by controling myself i mostly meant my dick, as you might have noticed i have some problems with it, of course i know of shrinking magic, but it's a light related magic that i can't use on this state, or more precisly these circonstance, this world is very game influenced, so being a dark being and using light magic is a no-no at this early stage, this way i have already went past a genius 20 years old warrior who has been training even his dick while eating.
"Woow... whaaat theee fuckkk?"
"What are you talkinWHAT THE FUCKISSH FUHRER!! what the heck happened here"
"Lol i thought that there would be some big changes after 'fap' operation but for them to make a new york city out of nowhere all i can say is heckissh good job clapclapclapclap"
Well here it was a little of an overstatement, i will try to block my urge to create a new word for that as well since it will be troublesome afterward, either way what surrounded Akivasha were multiple 20 meter height building, which is impossible in a mediaval setting but who freaking care muwahahahaha, but it doesn't end here, that shubby 400 meter round village has been turned upside down to become a 13km round gigantic city, well organised, having different layer, each one for a social classe, but even the poorest one is better ten fold than that shitty village of before, and one more noticable thing is........now there is guilds, training centers, military camps and Shops, and nope i won't annoy you guys by doing a whole chapter about shops that you will most likely just skip, and that's because i myself hate them, so yeah, and you guys most likely compeletly forgot about that fap operation so let's not touch that matter for now........ what? You wanna know?.... okey.
Well it all started on a rainy day, gods probably knew what would happen and were crying their ass out, but i like the foolish prince that i was didn't listen to their warning, i just compeleted the tour of the soon to be my kingdom, i even reached this god foresaken place, man did we really have such a shitty village, poor kids they must never been able to play call of duty, don't worry fellow gentlemen i will play for you ~sniff~sniff~, but what is this sound Crack Crumble Sffffftttt bang. 'Roaaaaaarrrrrrrrr'
"Holy crap a dragon dick, that's nasty, woooow!!!"
Splash, and that's how i got.my head destroyed, it have been reported that i died on a bandit attack because of the officers seeing that half of the village have been destroyed, and soon a party of 30 super highly influencal people came to do my honnors, and since this village's ground have been the last one that my feet walked on, the king made an order to make it the biggest and best organised, equipped city before the capital, and so that's how that shitty village become a work of art.
Man i knew that the one who i snipped was a high noble, but to think that he was a prince, thanks god that the king didn't take this village as the one which let his beloved son to die sigh, but woow i guessed i should now say keikaku dori(like planned) but either way, that whole trick was just to make those instituts appear in this woowly shitty village which is not so much woowly shitty village anymore, so let's get into this there is a military camp..... what? You think it's stupid, well your ass is stupid, now just think about this seriously for a second, in this type of world training like crazy is not the way, you should lvl up like crazy, you think that the higher the stats, the more difficult it will become to raise them, well you're not so wrong on this point, but when you go for a training type build you can't go back on that anymore, and by that i mean if you're going to be training like crazy you're going to a dojo to make it most effective right, i mean i'm not being too harsh on your mind am i, well if your stupidity rival my dick then here is the catch.
First someone who is going to train alone is bound to learn wrong mouvements and the more time he practice the deeper is he on my cosmic shit .
Second in every dojo you learn special moves, and depending on the circonstances it might be strong as heck, something you can't achieve by training on your own, and if you talk about books i'm gonna smack your Ass, is there any sane master who will make his skills go to public.
Now third you need a mental support, if you're training alone you are bound to get lazy at some point while in a dojo you can't unless you want yo have an aligator shaved down your ass. So yeah if you're going for a training build you're bound to go to a dojo which will make you have to train for an average of 20 years, in these 20 years with my broken stats i will be a general, and that's without counting the assholic boast i will get on 16 years, now you probably think "and what would being a general benifit you?" Well i can't blame you for that becausr you lack one crucial info and that is IF YOUR SUBORDONATES KILL SOMETHING YOU GET 20% OF THE EXP so being general praticly make you grind at a freaking high pace every second on your life while taking a nap on hawai, what i just said doesn't make any sense at all but I DON'T CARE~~~
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So now let's get going, general post here i come.
Akivasha now even though he is just 2 years old, thaks to his overflow of mana, and his two years of meditation he looks like an extremely well trained 6 years child(?) In this world you can enter the military at 5 so there was no problem when he asked the receptionist that he wish to enter the army, of course there was a test to see in which post he will start with, between a lacky or a chef lacky that is, but he knew that that test was there just to class the kids potential, sealing that way there carriere, of course i mind blowed them, there is no way i'm gonna seal my fate just in fear to be treated as a demon, but hey like hell i used full power, if i did that then they might kill by pure reflex let alone be feared, so now i'm on the elite section, this place is used to train the futur royal gards, like hell i'm gonna some punny royal gard lol.
(After a long debat within myself i decided to make the chapter longer hurray!!!!!!???)
The elite section, a huge part of the military camp, which cover 600 meter square, yes as big as that shitty village, and by huge part i meant both physicly and economicly, the amount of resources invested on it rival that of the royal palace, that just show how this country care about potential, it's design was a mix of a prestigious magus academy and modern dojo, the magical is to the left with her huge library that count thousands upon thousands of books, the huge magical tours and a big dome surely made for schoolar purposes, on the right was the martial part with it's huge training center and watehouses, the two parts merge on one huge ass arena, on the back there is the dorms, but in contrast to its arristocrate and honnorful(?)feel it should give, it actually gives off the vibes of a slaves prison. Everyday at 4.00 am a huge clock ring with all of its might as if it's trying its best to deafen all the students, and traumatising some of them, for the poor souls who found a way to counter that certain kill technique a fireball aimed at their ass is ready, and if by any chance they survived that shit, well they are kicked in the balls...much for this country potential leaders~sniff~sniff~, but well i guess i don't really have to worry about raising my base stats without lvling, they will on their own, especially Vit and Def, Ow man sigh, well whatever lets get done with packing all this shit that i don't have, so where was my room, Ah!Fuck! Wow that's a big ass building, man, these guys are sick, are they going to torture me in luxury, Ah, well no use crying over spilked milk, let's get done with this.
When Akivasha was done putting his package that he didn't have since he is a baby, and babies don't have furnitures, in whatever room he found first, someone shouted on his ear.
"To all recruits, please assemble in the training center!!!!!! To all recruits, please assemble in the training center!!!!"
And so the fucker continued deafning any kid he passed by. Akivasha was slightly amused and enormosly angry at this sight, amused because he imagined making that fucker eat his own dick and play music on his vocal cord all while doing soccer tricks with his head while someone tap on the fucker's ass to make this look like a concert, and enormously angry because...... seriously do i even need to explain this.
15 min passed by and everyone now is on the training center, around the five masters were a ton of mobs yes but more importantly weapons of every kind, rapiers, one handed swords, two handed swords, great swords, twin swords, twin great swords, kunais, shirikens, knives, katanas, hidden swords, daggers, bows, cross bows, name it and you have it. I knew that those were for us to test(wow i didn't know how did you know it clapclapclapclapclapclap), i was tempted to go with the twin great swords, but it looked so uncool that it's amazing.
"Welcome, fellow warriors, when i see you all i remember my past days, how i trained until blood come out of my eyes, how we survived every battle when we were at deaths doors,WORK HARD fellow warriors of Drachtos, survive!! Clensh with your teeth every last tiny rope of hope and be AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
At his statement the whole room vibrated by the shout of the new recruits"Woahhhhh!!!!" "Roaaaarrrrr!!!!"
"Today you maggots are gonna choose your weapon, choose wisely as if you don't choose the right one its gonna bit you back on the battlefield"
At his signal the huge mass of bodies separated and everyone began testing weapons here and there some went for greatswords, some for daggers, other for one handed swords, but none went for the twin blades, everyone knew that using a weapon effectivly with both hands was an extremely hard task so they didn't dare, at least not yet. But when i said none, i meant everyone exept Akivasha, hey if you didn't know that i'm gonna say wtf so beware(* *) hell Akivasha is like the exception to everything in the universe lol.
As he was testing the twin swords, Akivasha noticed something.... you can't test a weapon out by just swinging it and have the feel wtf, i need a sparring partener, oh yes let's go to the teacher.
"Estimated master can you plz spare with me i need someone to spare with so that i can choose"
"Idiot, why are you trying to use twin swords, those are like the second most difficult art to master after the twin great swords"
"Master, if a horny girl had to choose between one dick shoved down her ass and two dicks, what option do you think she would choose?"
"Such words of wisdom ~sniff~sniff~"
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Sorry guys for the delay and sorry again since i can't really post chapter every so often because of exams( because of overprotective parents mostely) oh well i'm going to start posting new chapters on 19/06/15 probably, i might make some idiot post a chapter or two for me on the mean time but it won't be much, again sorry~bow.