w from where to start, hmm..."
"Hey, Master, generaly in chapter 3, all authors start by describing the world they are living in, surely to add some lengh to a compeletly void chapter, yes, just like you did in last chapter"
"Shut the shit up you clockhead, but yeah like the saying goes the bigger the better"
"Lol, if that's the principle i'm sure that your ranking will be so tragic that even the devil's wife might pity you(*wink*Azraan)"
"Okey, just you wait, i'll make a chapter 168799 word long chapter, and be at the top"
"Yeah, Master you're doing well, that's how to make long chapter( guys seriously, plzz tell me how to makr them biggerT_T)"
Ok, so where was i,Ah! the world, ok this world is Big, and by big i mean one thousands time bigger than Jupiter, so yeah i don't have to worry about my dick destroying my ass because he did a whole tour around the world, and by the way the already explored part is about 2% of the whole world, which is still insanely big.
There's countless kingdoms scattered around the explored part, and yeah i said part not continent , because travelling isn't as easy as in some other fictions, here it might take years to travel a single ocean, an other plus for the future me as i can teleport and get whatever rares materials there is on the other side oh yeaahhh!!!such badassery, now to a more serious topic, even though the world is divised between thousands upon thousands of kingdoms, there is six that are communly treated as the true rulers.
The human empire, rulled by a concil called the united nations, there is 16 seats reserved for the biggest super powers, and 16 other reserved for those selected by election, every 4 years they redo election but those who were ruling through election can't reaply for 8 years, yep pretty democratic for a mediaval setting but whatever. Like you must have guessed, humans have average stats, no pros and no cons, but they balance things out with their high technology and weaponery, the human empire is in the center of the explored region, making him a must trade route to every other country, that also mean if the other guys make an alliance against it, humans are then screwed, but that won't happen for a while thanks to racisme, mother of all virtues, now on to the next superpower.
The elf forest, well elves are what you would call the biggest weapon idustry here, but for it to be creatibg weapons it's selling instead magical scrolls, these can be a little puny E one for house's neceessity or an SSS one or even an X one for large scale wars, every kingdom have at least a 50 years of providing spells deal with them, which make elves easily one of the richest and most infliencal people in every country. The elves are proud creatures who think of magic above all, so naturally they have high int and wis base stats.
The dwarf lands is situated around a gigantic mountain range, well the dwarves being dwarves lock theirselves in their huge mines, they create the best weapons in the world. Their hierachy system is like this, every year they hold a competition where everyone has no right but to attend to, so everyone makes a weapon or an armor for two differents tournament and it's ranking gives you your position on the hierachy. It is said that the weapon who wins the first place is able to cut through diamants and that the best armor can survive a dragon's breath. There is also this rumor saying that dwarves and elves work together for a magical weapon project, it really is surprising considering since both of them are proud creature who value well their knowledge, for them to actually work together, i guess that politic is doing its job really well.
Now for the most troublesome ones, Silfards. Basicly these guys are angels, talking about influence, these guys top it, they can outrule the authority of any king in his own kingdom other than the dark empire, which is quite logic, since people believe them to be God's servants, so you really don't want to be on their badside, unless you want to be labeled a "demon god" or a "demon filth" so yeah, don't just limit your options you idiot who thought i will gladely do it the moment he saw demon god, these holy son of bitchs have their own empire on the far west separating it and the human empire are a bunch of beastman tribes.
The beastmen tribes, these guys don't have a commun leader, that's surely why they still haven' t conquered the world, to make it easy for your mind, let's say that a two yeard old beastmen is stronger physicly than a seventh rank human warrior and magicly than an eight grade mage, and we're talking about him still not training neither his body nor his mana pool, he also doesn't even know any kind of spell or technique, so yeah, they are op.
Now last but not least the dark continent, yes i am saying continent, but hey!! If they weren't on their own continant, years of traviling away from any kind of civilisation these guys wouldn't probably have even the time to eat, heck let's make it that they are seperated from the rest by an ecen of black amaterasu flame, so nope you won't see them in a while.
Well you're probably asking how did i get hold of such infos......really?! I mean if you really do then you should ask yourself some questions about existance and one's life's worth, that might give you some answers, well like you Must have guessed, i knew from our bookcase, so yeah like all settings my family was pretty well off, so we could afford to get quite a bit of books which also like all settings were crazy expensive( plzzz, can u give some tips on how to destroy the shit out of this repetitive "so"), but here we have something uniqur, something crazy, in fact it's so insane i'm still pondering about writing it, but oh!well, we already got this crazy what can be even crazier(guys, that idiot really don't know what he is talking about, craziness isn't the word to describe what's going to happen, so plzz just skip this part if you don't want to be traumatized for the rest of your life, only you Skorfus can handle it so stay if you want, so yeah what is going to happen can not be classified as mature, gore or even wtf, this shit surpass even a hentai whose first episode started with "is scatophily good for your health" so i am begging you skip it trust me.... now for you brave and courageous heros who stayed i can only say Good luck you would need it).
This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.
I was pretty happy living with my family, they were really kind to me, and it's never dull or boring with them around, they really loved me..... and by loved me i eant it on the whole sense of the term.
One day while i was asleep, i felt something touching my dick, i was giggling at first but my look instantely turned into thzt of a disbelief and surprise after i saw Mom licking my BALLS, woow!! And dad is fucking her ass at the same time and he says nothing about this threesome.
"Don't worry sweety, i'll make you feel better here in a second".
'Don't worry my ass, you're taking my virginity here'.
As i tried my best to handle my erection, my facial expression turned awkward, they chuckled a bit saying that i was cute( srry guys told you, but do you really think that this is crazy? What come doesn't to that and what i just said was in fact a druck, just to see if you really did read the prologue), now are these guys seriously doing parental cliche moves while fucking with me....literally..Ah!! Damn it, i'm losing controle, shit! Oh no no "Bang"...fuck.
Well, like you have already guessed, my angelic dragon dick lanched its white purification lazer, but not before destroying half of the village, as mom was passionatly sucking dry my Victory flag, my kinetic vision suddenly upgraded many levels. I clearly saw how her ecstatic figure when she felt my dick growing bigger than aby other man's before turning into a shocked one before turning into...nothing at all, since my dick just got out from her skull, the hole continued to grow in size until her upper body vanished compeletly. Father surely by instinct, dodged the upcoming blow, but unfortunately for him he did not know that his enemy was getting bigger by the fraction of second, so he also got destroyed. As my dick continued on his rampage many voices ringed inside of mt head.
"HOME RUN!!"
"STRIKE"
"DOUBLE STRIKE!!"
"HEAD SHOT!!!"
"TRIPLE KILL!!"
"MONSTER KILL!!!!!!"
When finally all the voices quited down i heard a Ding
"Ding!!"
Level up +53
"Holy Cow, I got up 53 levels just thanks to my dick, woow!"
Akivasha von schlatterstein dick's POV
I am the strongest dick, for i who lived several hundred thousand years. I stand at the top, i know of all as i am supreme but never i never felt something like this, as i was sleeping someone touched me as if waking a little baby up, a warm and loving touch, its been a while since someone started the game first, i was alwaus the one making the rules, taking any freedom from my partener, but here was someone who actually made the first move, interesting, as i got up i was surprised to say the least seeing my master's mother, shortely afterward Akivasha woke up. As i was preparing to go full power, i suddenly felt my freedom taken away as if some soul chaines dragged me down to the abysses, as if some sealing jutsu was casted on great me, a power big enough to stop even o'great wild devil who i am. I have been under a great pressure for quite some time, i must say it's not really a nice feeling, being played by a beautiful baybe's tongue, and being pushed down by row power, even my strong body might not take this kind of treatement, but worry not as i am winning the match. As i feel the last bit of power master held me down with fading away, i went full stream( starburst stream, srry), woow, even my trained eyes could see nothing but a blurry image while flied through the sky, roaring ad if making the world know of my presence. But to go at this speed that women is quite something, or is it what we call family love.
(You can start reading from here, if you did skip, if you didn't, hope you're not too mentally exhausted to fellow, rate, comment, review and Enjoy)
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A.N: guys honestly, how many of you did skip that part
P.S. if you're searching for the next paragraph then you must be incredibly stupid