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Berk Van Polan:
Someone was dragging my feet on the ground, waking me from my sound sleep. Why the fuck was I taken out of my cell and dragged around?
“Hey! Where the hell are you guys taking me?” I asked without getting any response.
I could hear squealing behind me, and when I tried looking back, I could only see Ginger Boy also being dragged on the ground. What the hell is happening?
We came out of the prison in the sun. We quickly passed the field, and a big black limousine's door opened. They threw me into a car with handcuffs on me, with Veronica staring at me on the other side of the seat. Ginger Boy was thrown right after hitting my arm, and he was drooling all over me. I just ignored him for the time being because I was worried that we were in a car outside of prison and maybe death was on the way.
“Eh...Hi Veronica! Time has passed over all the years, and you still look fabulous.”
“Don't even try to play nice!” Veronica answered.
“So, What's up? Did they suddenly decide to kill me, or are they letting me go?” I tried smooth-talking, hoping that a positive answer would come.
“You got a mission from the Queen; if you accept it, you will get released from the curse and free to live a life always watching behind your back in Stockholm. That is if you accept and succeed in the mission.” Veronica explained with a facial expression that didn't look positive at all.
“Eh...What exactly do they want me to do?” I asked, curious about what made them change their mind regarding the curse.
Victoria gave me a box where it looked like a title of a virtual reality game called The Cursed Levels Of The Fallen Kingdoms.
“What's this?” I asked and was slightly surprised that she wanted me to play a game with...Ginger maybe?
“You and he are going to enter the game...well, the game is a sealed-off area in The Fallen Kingdoms...and it's in Valiant...And you have a bounty on your head of 600 billion Randid.”
Did I hear 600 billion Randid? Is it in Yen, Rupee, Yuan, or maybe Argentina Peso?
“Eh...How much is 600 billion Randid in US dollars or euros?”
Victoria stared at me disappointedly as if I should know the answer.
“It is 600 billion US dollars or equal to 550 Billion Euro, meaning that the price of your head is more significant than the economy of several countries, or you can say the price for your head is of the amount of 1000 most wanted fugitives in the world.”
Digest Berk! Digest! Be the coolest guy ever, and think that this is a privilege for you to do. What the fuck is this shit? Are they trying to fucking kill me without doing anything to kill me?
“Eh, so what are we going to do now? I don't understand what this has to do with me.”
“Well, because you had powers to kill the Queen's husband, she sees you as perfect for this as you have shown your powers and can shoot small canon balls against a target. Also, the princess is missing in the game you are holding, and the queen thought you would be perfect because if you die, you die; if the princess dies, you die, so either way, the chance is that you can die on this mission.”
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No shit! Who in their right mind would accept a mission like this? That is suicide entering the game pfft; who is that stupid?
“Instead of going through a portal directly through Valiant because of the high risk of getting killed instantly, you are going to enter the game directly through the underground game portal.”
“I Fucking Refuse!” I answered with an obvious answer. Which idiot would accept a mission like that?
Victoria's eyes started to change from blue color to grey, and this meant she was pissed off until she made a quick movement and everything went black.
I opened my eyes and looked around, noticing I was in a bar.
“He should be dead!” One creature said and rose from the chair, pissed off.
Behind my back, my hands cuffed weirdly, which made it impossible for me to move as I wanted to. I also noticed my geeky outfit: a white shirt, chinos pants, and jogging shoes. Who the hell dressed me up like this?
“Eh! Can someone uncuff me?” I asked nicely, with the creature slamming its hand down on the table. Everyone looked pissed by my presence; everyone must have a lot of hatred towards me.
“No! You are going into the game!” A male voice behind me uttered.
A door opened in front of me, and it was pitch black inside, like all the red flags a person can get to not enter through the door.
Someone put something that felt like a book behind me.
“Hold on to the book when entering; the history of The Fallen Kingdoms is there and can help you with your mission.” The male voice said, pushing me through the door.
I was falling, but there wasn't anywhere to fall into when I felt pain in my chest. Something climbed out from it while falling, and I was just speechless because it was the fucking maid climbing out, and she was looking at me while a pet fell through in between, and I was just shocked.
I hit the ground and was rolling down on the grass, and I could see the freaking maid just being light on her feet, more or less jogging down the hill.
When I stopped at last, I tried to go up on my knees quickly to face the danger, but a fucking cat hit me on my face, so everything went blurry for a second. I was still handcuffed and thought Fuck My Life for everything being a living hell right now. I looked at the maid, who was not a little girl anymore; she looked even older than me and had gigantic melons; it was like a helicopter moving every time she made a slight movement. Did she grow like fifteen years since I met her? That is ridiculous.
“Stop looking at my chest, your creep! When you entered Valiant, I got most of my powers back. That is the reason why I am back in my original form.”
I was shaking my head as I understood, but in reality, I didn't fucking believe her. She kicked my ass when I met her last time. I looked down at the cat and noticed it wasn't a cat but was overkill cute.
“What the hell are you, and where did you come from?” I asked it.
It had a smile on its face and answered:
“Ginger! My name is Mejni, The Assassin, and I am a Meercat!”
It has to be joking with me; it was like the cutest pet I have seen in my life; how can that little shit be an assassin.
“Well, Ginger Mejni! I believe you!” I said and started to laugh at it.
“You know that you are the weakest of us three here,” The Maid said.
I started to laugh even more, and when I was going to show my incredible powers with the black firefighter anti-hero fist, I noticed nothing happened. I looked at the maid, who was smiling towards me. She snapped her fingers, and both of her hands caught black fire. I felt like I wanted to kill Ginger, I mean Mejni because that damn pet didn't stop smiling. It must be some retarded smile power to look cute it has.
A box appeared above in the air, playing some theme song that made the game's name visible.
“Welc...” Then it got interrupted by some alarm going off and a new box popping up with a talking message saying: “ Warning! Warning! The Fugitive Berk Van Polan, The King Slayer has entered the Valiant atmosphere. All SS-ranked soldiers and bounty hunters are to report outside the walls for The Fallen Kingdom. The bounty for his head is 600 Billion Randid. Warning! Warning! Taz Van Polan, the Demon Killer, has entered the Valiant Atmosphere in the Antima Kingdom. Bounty, dead or alive, is 150 Billion Randid. Warning! Warning! Zark Van Polan has entered the Valiant Atmosphere in the Pirate Kingdom. The bounty, dead or alive, is 50 billion Randid.” The box announced and then disappeared.
The maid and the pet looked at me like it was my fault for the announcement.
“Welcome to the game of The Cursed Levels Of The Fallen Kingdoms; I am Box, the announcer on each level you pass. It is possible to announce Box whenever you need an update on information or the assignment on each mission. I will now scan all three of you to decide which difficulty you will start the game in.”
A blue light scanned all three of us, and the light went up and down.
“Congratulations! You three are the first ones to start the game with difficulty...Impossible!”
The green grass in front of me started falling in big chunks, and it kept going for a while; I tried to look left and right to see if it would end, but it kept going. Yellow stars looking like blocks appeared before us, and Mejni threw something down the black area under the stars. All of us tried to listen if it was going to hit something, but the sound never came.
“Pass all the stars, but keep in mind that some of the stars fall into the black darkness; you need to pass through the stars and pass through to the other side. It is not possible to pass this area without going over the stars. Good Luck!” The box said and disappeared.
I went up on the edge and looked around at the yellow stars and uttered worried:
“Fuck My Life”