Prologue VI
“All right everyone, we are now up to day Fifteen of Cass boycotting her forced marriage to her alleged ex. For those of you who are just tuning in, or who have been living under a rock for the last Fifteen days and are wondering why there hasn’t been that much high-flying action from our favorite up and coming fairy super star, here is why the feeds have been relatively quiet.” Larry begins on his podcast.
“Namely her last major act of defiance was when she went all biblical and smote the evil cult of Blight psychotropic plant worshipers. This was the cult that was growing a Blight distributing fungus that was slowly killing off parts of the spiritual world tree Yggdraspirit in the Arcanarus Tower. She created or used a spell right on the spot that has never been seen before or since, where she unleashed biblical judgement on the corrupt church officials, and killed off all traces of the Blight narcotic juice bearing vines from floor 210, and then took the next couple of days to eradicate the Blight vines on the lower floors. Good for her personally and of course anyone wishing to climb the great spirit tree without getting stricken with the Blight, but slow ratings wise.”
“Added to that is the fact that Mallory and others are in the process of making it so all of Cass’s guild funds are being converted directly into products and materials that will be then gifted to SVC college, to include but not limited to the patent for both forms of Outsourcers. The Outsourcer-5000 for mages, and the newer Outsourcer-6000 for cultivators. The reason for this is that apparently Cass and her alleged ex-husband were never officially divorced, despite being separated for over twenty years. Apparently when Rob Sr. left her for another woman, Cass buckled down and made it so Rob would have to pay for the divorce if he wanted to marry a newer model. The joke is apparently on Cass, for shortly after the separation, the other woman broke up with Rob Sr. after having all his joint accounts drained, and thus died alone and penny-less. Why is this marriage still allowed? Well the world of BiPrism does not have jurisdiction to cancel binding contracts from the time of one’s life, especially ones that are as open ended with phrasing like till death do us part. As such there has not really been too much precedence for this. However, both parties are apparently allowed to divorce, but only once both are in the world together. That is why we still have to wait five more days to see how this exciting segment will end.”
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“As for climbing the tower, Cass has been rather slow, finding every shiny object, as always, but ultimately avoiding major conflicts, other than finding the random person to heal or cure of random spiritual diseases.”
“In fact, most of her time has been spent on floor 235, where she has been working on repairing an old derelict airship that has long since grown into disrepair. This has become not only her own, but her Simulacrum’s passion project as each Simulacrum has spent the majority of their times trying to research this or help with this in some way. The Simulacrum that goes around as either Octavia or King Galuminous De’Arcaneri use the resources from the Deolar kingdom to find and mine ores that are capable of being used to channel both Qi and Mana independently, or simultaneously. These are the Tier III gears that are said to be able to avoid erosion in both the different magical realms, which means they can of course stand up to being around Cass and her highly intense magical auras.”
“So that is everything that you missed and more in a nutshell. Though please continue to tune in as we all know she has been too quiet for far too long. Also within the next couple of days is when everything will all come to a head. That’s right, I’m talking about the emergence of the ex-but-not-ex husband. The dual pregnancies and births of both Cass’s daughter Gwen who is carrying both Cass’s adopted and Mallory’s biological daughter will be born during the actual wedding ceremony of Cass, Cass’s avatar, or what everyone is banking on now is Gwen posing as King Galuminous De’Arcaneri, to sleep with Mallory. However this might be a bit complicated if both are expected to copulate, while the male in this scenario would also be expected to give birth at the same time. Yes, everyone is ready and waiting for the disaster to unfold, while not a few darker bloggers are out hoping that one Simulacrum will have to take care of birthing the granddaughter, while Cass herself will be forced to fill in the role of the King and fully consummate the marriage. Yes, viewing prices are already being set, with a minimum age of eighteen being allowed to see and experience the production. While this will only be done via silhouettes recorded on the wall, I have a feeling that we will all be fully entertained. I know for myself that I already have my premium viewing package purchased and am ready to share all the amazing details with you, my faithful viewers.”
“Oh, and one other complication that I know you are all interested in as well. The Kujo’s yes, the terror of the forgotten plains are also set to give birth to their litter of murder pups on or about the same night as the royal wedding. These next few days will surely be an experience that we won’t soon forget. Stay tuned, for I have a feeling we haven’t seen anything yet. This is Larry Yo-Boy signing off.”