Long version: my computer shat itself, so I dont have my usual writing tools available. I'll probably write an interlude or something to tide yourselves over with till its back. If its not back soon, you'll have to get a chapter of lower grammer quality (maybe). Thanks for reading anyways!

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P.S. I don't have any chapters written ahead because I'm that much of a noob.

P.P.S. Poll cuz I felt like it, could add to comedy could not, * shrugs *, you're the judge, jury, and execu- wait. No, sorry, you guys don't get to kill people okay, that's bad okay? Drugs are bad, mmkay?