Chapter 8 A’: Porker’s punishment/ mission and Heidi’s entrance
I teleported the heroes’ party in their last resting place which would probably be the human village of Larnia, in the south borders of the Demon Kingdom.
Taking into account the geography of the Demonic Kingdom, the rough terrain and mountains that those heroes had to cross in order to get back here as well as the various monsters they would encounter on their way, I estimated that it would probably get them about 1 month on horse or 3 months on foot till our next meeting.
“Plenty of time to learn the human language so that I don’t have to count on Porker the next time I meet her. I just hope that Nico and Niki know how to speak it better than the little bloodsucker” is what I thought, while walking back to the poker room where currently the couple were.
I was walking back alone as Porker was currently unavailable. Where was he you ask? Well, I sent him on an errand of course.
I ordered him to go to the village of Larnia as well, under the pretext of buying some alcohol since our supply was running low, but mainly to check on the heroes’ party.
Of course I couldn’t send him the way he was, I had to disguise him in order to not be recognized by the heroes.
As such, I “convinced” him to put on a frilly pink gothic Lolita dress, some cute low heels with white bows on them, a blond wig with braids and I painted some brown freckles on his face. All the above of course were stolen,
A cute, freckled, chubby little princess with eyeglasses on, was created this night by my hands!
“Now Porker yours orders are:
1. Go to the village of Larnia using this disguise, which by under no circumstances can you take off! (I made sure of that and took away his former clothes, promising to return them when the mission was over)
2. Find the heroes’ party, see if they are ok and what they intend to do.
3. Buy the booze. 12 bottles of dragon fire (whisky), 15 bottles of red wine the most expensive ones (pinots noir, syrah) and about 30 bottles of pure white fire (vodka) should be enough. You have Niki’s magic handbag right, the cute white one? (indeed he had, Lol). Good, you can put all that in there! Oh, get a discount on the booze! Our budget is limited and I will give you only 300 gold for all that. They are worth about 350 gold but a “cute little princess” like you should have no problem getting a discount of 50 gold! Right?
4. Last, but not least Porker your name during this mission will be Heidi. You are a shepherd’s daughter and you were sent by your daddy to buy alcohol. Got it?
After completing all these I expect you to be back here in 2 weeks and report, using your bat form will make you travel faster after all.”
“Now do you have any questions?”
“ Yes, I do!” said Porker angrily
“Well what is it? Speak up! I’m running on a tight schedule here!” I said hoping that he wouldn’t raise any objections about my plans.
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It was just too funny watching him on that attire! And the fact that I was sending him, an underage child to buy booze and on a discount on top of it, surely would be a difficult task.
But, I had high hopes for the little bloodsucker. The village of Larnia was not going to be the same after his visit. That’s for sure!
Yet, what he said next truly blew my mind off, causing me to face palm myself.
“Well, why do I have to be a shepherd’s daughter? I am a noble. Do you expect the noble me to pass as the daughter of a peasant? That’s outrageous!” he said angrily, puffing his chest out proudly.
What a moron! He wasn’t minding the dress but he was minding the status? Well I thought, let’s give him what he wants!
“Okay Porker. You are right! New plan! You are the daughter of a wealthy merchant who was a former noble, but due to injustice your father lost his noble rights and he’s trying to get them back! The rest of your orders are the same”
“Hell yeah, I AM right! Good thing you realized it master!” said Porker with pride. “Then well I’m off!”
LARNIA VILLAGE
Four days later in the village of Larnia, a small chubby blond girl with eyeglasses on her eyes had arrived.
She was wearing a pink cute frilly gothic Lolita dress, she had braids on her blond hair tied with red ribbons, her cute little white handbag was on her smooth pale hand and she was currently walking on the main street of the village to find the inn where she heard the heroes’ party was staying.
“Damn I look good!” Porker thought “The shoes’ size though is completely wrong, its too big!”. Suddenly, the realization of what was truly going on hit him!
“Wait, what the hell?!!!! That’s not the case here! Damn master! He tricked me! He dressed me up as a freaking girl. I am not a girl! I am a man! I am the 300 years old pure blood vampire Prince Vlad the 3rd ! How did he dare do this to me!” he thought boiling with anger, making his chubby cheeks puff with air and turn into a rosy color.
“Ah, what a cute little girl” said the woman of a human couple passing across him on the road to her husband.
“Well fuck you very much, bitch!” said Porker, forgetting his role and walked past them fast to reach the inn and get this mission finished as soon as he could.
“Anata? What did that cute little girl, say to me?” asked the dumbfounded woman to her husband.
Her husband could only think that both of them might have heard it all wrong. There was no way a cute little girl like that could say the words he thought she said. Shaking his head as to clear imaginary clouds, he said, trying to convince himself as well as his wife
“She said thank you very much, Mrs!”
“Ah, that’s what I thought she said also. Oh, I hope we have a cute and kind little daughter like her also, anata!” She said dreamily looking to her husband.
The man could only think: “Let’s hope not”