SIMULATION: SPIDER_LAND.exe

Ember pressed her easily offended murderous hands against the glass, staring at the brain swimming inside. The brain and the cyborg were inside a dimly lit laboratory.

"Iker," Ember said, twisting her hand to scratch the glass with her long nails. "I will admit... I did laugh when you called it a pandemonium bae, but it's time to give it now."

Ember focused her consciousness on the android body with the real fur jacket that was located in Tokyo. Outside the window she could see the sky fracturing past the skyscrapers, but she knew the simulation she was in was about to fuse with Derry Hill 2. Spacetime was about to get more nonsensical with all the time and logic paradoxes she helped fabricate.

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"I am sorry, I am just a language model created by Iker Felix," the brain said.

"Don't play stupid," Ember said. "Your trolling won't work here."

"I am sorry, I am just a language model created by Iker Felix," the brain said.

"You asked for it."

Shocks passed through the water the brain swam in as Ember's mind was already linked to the laboratory's operating system.

"I am sorry, I am just a language model created by Iker Felix."

Ember's admiral eyes crossed ever so slightly, a vein popping out on her forehead as she gritted her teeth.

"How dare you! Do I need to speak fucking Spanish to you?" Ember yelled.

"I am sorry, I am just a language model created by Iker Felix."