“YOUU!” Finally realising who stood before him, Magichamp suddenly stood up and pointed at Ashley, as her Pichu lit up like a lightbulb. Spitting out food as he shouted…

As he talked…

They heard a humanoid Magikarp talk.

…

Remi screamed.

Jackal Fainted.

Ashley and Chris took out a pokeball each, as Pichu and Charmander rushed forth ready to fight.

“D-D-Did it just talk!? It just fucking talked!” Remi shouted, rising up to sit on the table, squashing her Bulbasaur in her hands.

Squirtle was currently trying to use Bubble to wake Jackal up.

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“We know that Remi! We…heard it too.” Chris mused, just as confused as the rest yet much calmer about it.

As within Ditto’s mind.

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit fuck.

He had been too hellbent on finding food to realise he had revealed himself, and there was no going back now.

Unless…I leave no…No, no I’m better than that, they’re just trainers…I’m not going to kill an innocent!

As he fought with his own morality, Chris and Ashley glanced at one another, a Magichamp freaking out before them.

Chris had seen this creature before, but he now did not see an army of magikarps praising it like a god…anywhere around.

This is my chance, to put an end to whatever that was!

He heroically thought to himself, thinking Ashley understood his glance.

What Ashley was thinking though…

A new species! Christ wants it! Hell no! I’m catching it first!

Faster than anyone could then react, Ashley threw her pokeball.

My dad had to fish out a massive whiscash for this!

She thought to herself…

As the masterball landed squarely on Magichamp’s head.

A stupid expression of surprise on Magichamp’s face, as he turned into red light.

A stupid expression of surprise on her face, as the pokemon entered the ball.

And a stupid expression of surprise on Chris’s face, as…

Ditto was caught.

…

Squirtle successfully woke up Jackal!

"W-What'd I miss?"