Roses are red

And so am I

Please Love me!

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There are so many fish in the sea

So far I've been allergic to all but three

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These feelings I keep hidden

But not very well

But to say them out loud

Makes me want to throw myself down a well

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Like the sun doth rise

You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.

When I see you

So too do I

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You are like a field of flowers in spring

So beautiful to look at

But weird you're covered in bees

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The warning of sirens I once did hear

I took up the mission to search far and near

The tale that was told did seem quite queer

You row the boat while I steer

No matter where we go, the sea looks clear

Until a little bird found me at my pier

"Stop looking!" it said

"Please you must hear"

What it said then brought to my eyes that old familiar tear

"Your face they did see, so they swam away in fear!"

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Give unto me your love, so sweet

Oh, what the hell! Put away your meat!

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She called me sweet and silly

Upon my arm all night she held

Until the moment came we went to bed

The last I saw, she was laughing at my willy

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Deep in the forest there lay a carving long unseen

Don't go looking, its phallic and obscene