[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] The Funnel of Madness has been a scourge on the Kingdom of Infundi since time immemorial. It requires an annual sacrifice of hundreds of souls fighting in its depths, plundering dungeon levels for gold, magic items, and power. None of those souls who enter survive.  So why not outsource it? Kaylee Smith couldn't be happier. Her rising streamer subscriber count has hit the triple digits. Her dungeon healing score in Realms of Ifaneli has never been higher. Their raid group is about to take on the final boss in the newest dungeon and maybe get a world first. And her ex-boyfriend was just dumped by the girl he cheated with live on stream. Nothing could ever get her down. It's just too bad that she, along with her raid team have been voluntold into the Funnel of Madness. To delve until they die. All Kaylee has to do is survive. Oh, and maybe not fall for her cheating ex in the process.