"With mother's Bladedancing skills, I, Key Lygeia can easily conquer the world and attain a perfect harem of big-breasted girls! This is why I was reincarnated as a woman, to get a yuri harem!!!"

I wanted to slap myself from back then. I was so stupidly egoistical that I ran into monsters and got nearly slime-raped. The town I was from isn't like a starting area of an MMORPG after all.

It was so sad that I would be affected by PTSD just by thinking about it but... That bad memory wasn't that bad...

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"- Are you alright?" In a flash, the slime that was holding me was blown away and what greeted me was a man with a calm and tender face.

My pride couldn't really take the pressure that I slapped the smug bastard and left him all alone.

Then, well... After that, I got knocked out by another slime that had a sleeping gas ability... Sigh... It hurts just thinking about it...

I was very fortunate that the tiny slime had slow digestion so I got away with a haircut until my lady, M'quasatibon of Jazz Tentacles has found me.

Now, I'm working under her name on the Abyss town as a diver to fund her everyday debauchery in exchange for power.