Yeah, the Abyss is a large as fuck dungeon that doesn't have instances. Then, there are Gods that has descended from heavens above as well as Devils from below that give powers to people in order to pursue their questionable hobbies on the mortal realm.

Take M'quasatibon for example, she or he. I don't really know its gender, likes impaling creatures with its famous Jazz Tentacles.

Be it sexual or literal, impaling things is her hobby and I now have to earn money for M'quasatibon to buy slaves for that. Her type of human is rather incomprehensible so thank Helix I'm still alive.

PvP is illegal but I've seen a few peeps do it in town. Particularly, rival Diabolus Mafia and the Godhand Security. My patron is a neutral party so people just ignore me.

Now, I'm entering the dungeon for the first time for the day. I lightly stroked my trusty dual blades, Ashlucidolltor and Terupulsominaer. Don't ask me, my Tentacle Monster named them...

I checked my bag for my supplies in case the shopkeeper forgot anything in their One Day Exploration Pack™. I had to get most out of the money that M'quasatibon gave me.

The door finally opened so I went FUCK YEAH in my head.

In the distance, I can see a goblin so I decided to kill it with a sneak attack to show my l33t Bladedancing skillz lel.

I quickly closed in the distance with the Khezu theme playing in the backround. Google it if you are reading my mind right now, it's awesome shit!

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"RAAAAAGHHH!!!"

My fierce battle cry resounded and the mofo looked surprised. Suddenly, fucking Megalo-something was mixed into the Khezu theme, causing catchy beep-boops to flow into my blades of pure awesomeness. First, Ashlucidolltor came into it with its jet black blade of awesomeness.

"DIE!"

I leapt at it and my powerful slash lands in the ground in front of it. I miscal- I mean, Hahaha, it was totally fucking within my calculation. So, I slashed again for real. This time, with Terupulsominaer!

"DIE!"

And with a splurt, it was critically wounded so it ran away but it can't escape for I, Key Lygeia is overpowered as fuck! And Terupulsominaer had it's pure white blade of awesomeness.

I gave a chase after it while it screams like a sheep being hunted by a wolf. This is just like the male fantasy, it totally appeals to me even if I'm a woman right now.

"DEATH! WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!"

I slashed at the wanker but I missed. STOP USING HAX ALREADY!!! I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE MODS!

Suddenly, its nakamas suddenly pop out from a hut in the distance. It must be their pai-otsu... Hah.. All according to keikaku... (TLN: nakama means comrade while paiotsu is base. Keikaku means plan)

I fought in a brave battle against the unlimited goblin works and prevailed because I have mastered my blades of awesomeness, Ashlucidolltor and Terupulsominaer.

It was a tough battle that I'm half dead but I still have to wonder how I could stand up like this... It was nothing really, only my left hand amputated and a few scratches from which blood flows out like a river.

I heard some bitch cry from inside the goblin hut but that can wait. I still have to prepare myself for the grotesque sight of a goblin gangrape victim.

I cut off all their ears with my dagger while chanting mantras to prepare myself for some gore. Kevin from the Guild kindly told me that they would sell so I have to do it. It was quite hard without my left hand but who cares, I am overpowered!