After sinking into a sea of darkness for a few million years, I finally remembered that I had a loli to ravage.

LOLI!

I reached for the light and I saw the loli still naked, on a bed that's not from the goblin hut I went in. I probably should reflect on my action for now but that can wait. Main characters like me need to focus on what they do and provide fan service.

And just now- for the third time, I snatched her lips with my mouth. Ahhh... This is awesome!!!

"MHHHH???"

Oh, it woke her up. How cute...

She was so cute, that I couldn't resist the instinct to wrap my body around her then something hard and hot touch my stomach.

Eh?

"Oneesama?"

Eh... She- I mean, he hugged me back tightly as if he wanted me to be aware of his little sausage.

"A-Are you okay?"

Maybe, he was genderbent with some kind of magic but I'll just find a way back to turn him back into a loli.

"I had a dream where you died and after that a monster played around with me then-"

"Shhh, it's alright..."

As some people say it, the D makes it better but I still have to return him. Then, I tittered before glomping him again as we enter our little heaven on this world.

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Ahhh... My little angel you're cute as fuck!!!

"Oh, you two are up already?"

A deadpan voice brought me back to the physical realm as I saw something I can only describe as a beautiful man wearing a tuxedo. His voice is familiar but it doesn't go with his face.

My loli suddenly hid below the bed sheet as if she had androphobia.

"Who the hell are you again?"

A dry laugh echoed through the weirdly spacious bed room. It was a bit creepy but there was a soothing rhythm to it.

"Let's Jazz..."

A bunch of tentacles pop up from behind him as I quickly move to cover my loli with my body. Oh M'quasatibon, thou shall pry me treasure off me dead hands!

"Y'arrrgh!"

You might be my tentacle god but there's no fucking way you will take him!

"Oh, so this boy is important to you..."

I'm not letting you skewer my little angel.

"It is weird that I see you as a bishie but fuck you, you aren't taking her."

"Ah yes, I'm here to inform you that you leveled up 3 times already after you were retrieved by some novice adventurers and you only get 20% of your loot."

What- Isn't that just scamming?

"What happened, why do I only get such a small cut from my killing spree? I killed those damn goblins!"

"60 went to me while the other 20 is the reward for the people who rescued you. As expected of Solus' little gang. They are too kind for their own good."

"That reminds me, shouldn't you be a mass of tentacles that kept dancing around happily? Why?"

The tuxedo man sat on the bed before speaking again.

"My blessing just grew stronger so you can see me differently. Also, I'm sorry for what I'll say next."

"Hah, as if something is worse than knowing that half your salary is given away..."

"Shiva, that halfling you like so much..."

Oh, so his name was Shiva... That's new.

"Yeah?"

"He's actually a boy since the very beginning."

...

...

...

What?

"Silly M'quasatibon, there's no way my angel would be a cis male? Right, Shiva?"

RIGHT? NO WAY, RIGHT?

"Actually, I am..."

Everything froze as I had let go of the warm hand of time.

M'quasatibon's words were like a tentacle of cruel and merciless intent. Go on young lady and you'll might prove it false!

Unfortunately, it was Shiva chan that said it. This is just evil. WHY WORLD, WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL TO ME???