"Actually, I am..."
Shocked at the bomb that Shiva dropped, I stared at my tentacle monster slack-jawed, as I sort the swirling maelstrom of emotions within me.
"The dick makes it better right?"
"Agreed."
And just like that, my emotions were sorted. E.Z. P.Z. le-monde squeezy. How hard was that? For normies, sure but I'm a main character after all.
"Good, I was expecting this to turn into a whole chapter of you rejecting that very idea."
"I know right?"
M'quasatibon and I laughed out loud together before-
"Ah, I still have to gamble for "cushions", see you kids later~!"
The tuxedo man left the room like the wind as an impulse
"Let's go little Shiva!"
And my angel was unveiled on his full glory with his dick making him better than fucking loli porn. Noticing the blanket was pulled just like that, Shiva flusters as he desperately tries to cover his body while closing his eyes.
The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.
"W-We're still naked!"
The spectacle before me was like the painting, "Birth of Venus" but with a cute loli trap instead. It was better than even Mona Lisa so fuck you, Leo Vincie!
"Then, we get dressed. Simple as that!"
"Oneesama needs a bit of shame..."
"Shame could eat shit! I only dress in order not to attract horndogs."
And so we dressed up and I still don't know where we would go for the day... I guess we could go for a date if I have enough money from my killing spree.
Shiva had no clothes so he wore my old brown summer dress from back then. It was pretty important to me as it's the first thing I bought with my money on this world. Not to mention, he's also wearing my loincloth.
As expected this is good... She looks just like a doll, it's like my ambition to get all cute girls into my harem is satisfied.
"This feels a bit airy..."
"No worries, you'll get used to it."
Outside the bedroom was the living room with a big table and four chairs. I haven't really seen this place but this place looks pretty normal for a tentacle-monster's den.
And then I saw it: my pay and a letter below it.
I hurried and checked inside the pouch and I counted 10 gold coins... Holy shit, that's like enough to live luxuriously for 10 days! - or at least in peasant's terms. I can go into 10 dates with this amount!
My date for today is secured, HELL YEAH!
And the next issue is the letter, let's read it! Let's see...
"Dear miss Key,
We only received gold because your Patron pushed it on us. It really feels bad to take it without your permission but we had no choice but to accept it. Lord Solus said it was fine but in the end, we just can't do it...
-Solus' family"
More cash is always good!
"Oneesama's smile looks rotten."
"Don't worry about that. More importantly, wanna go on a date?"
Shiva's face went red as he stares down at the floor.
"A date, huh..."
"It's just another word for buying clothes and eating outside with somebody precious!"