Inga
Oh, your CV tells me a lot and is quite impressive. I've sent it to the Elders and they don't like just one thing - your part-time job. They think it's against the rules to bring a villain, even a part-time villain, into our ranks. Do you think you could do something about this part?
It's good that you know some alien languages but don't worry - we have magical translators for over 1 000 000 000 000 000 alien languages and dialects. Being a polymorth is a huge adventage, we have a few in our ranks and I happen to have a similar ability - there are several forms I can transform into but I usually just keep the most useful body model - a human. The hands are quite handy after all, e.g. compared to huge tentacles in my Kraken form.
Don't worry about your age - we even have two Elder who are younger than you and most new recruits are way younger. After all many races have a differing age when they reach adulthood. Mine is at 66 years old, after many tests to prove yourself.
Ultimately, Gualfounditrix race is rather rare and uncommon in the Multiverse and not that many know of it's existence. Most of our traits and abilities are a secret no outsider is allowed to learn of.
If you want to stay on Earth, that will be fine too, we can get you a teleportation chamber, maybe under your lawn? Would that be alright with you?
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So, being a villain is a bad thing, I thought. During humanity history, I chose sometimes to be a villain to help them develop. Indeed, primitives tend to develop faster under a threat. I created several diseases, helped some dictators without them knowing, and so on. At time, only moving a pebble on a road could change the destiny of empires thanks to the butterfly effect. However, I was also helping heroes from time to time when I thought I had created a threat too big. For example, it was not some random mistake which allowed Louis Pasteur to discover Penicillin…
Well, whatever.
I wrote my message.
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It's a shame that this part-time job is a problem since it's quite a good and respectable job from where I come from...
I don't trust magical not technological translators because even if they translate the meaning, you can't understand their points of view. A true xenolinguist shouldn't use that!
If I try to compare with a human, my age is 20. So, I am still quite inexperienced *ashamed*
Your race seems full of secrecy I'm kinda curious now :3 but I know that you won't tell if I don't give information so: my true form looks like a small slime with a diameter of 30cm and I am blue! It's a super rare color which appears only for the ones who are the most curious in my race!
I already have a teleportation chamber I am not a country pumpkin :p It's useful when I buy things on the Galaknet
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After a week, I finally receved a answer. Actually, I hoped that she and her dragon would have forgotten about me...
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Oh, so a blue slime, huh? It is rare, since as you must know from all the books across the Galaxy, most of your species are considered weak and unintelligent. And there are lots of variants, I agree, such as elemental slimes with different colors. I always thought that blue slimes were the water slimes, is that not the case?
About my race... it's not secretive without a reason, you know? I can't say much no matter how much you want to know... Sorry. I would be killed by my people if I disclosed some important information, so well... I hope you understand.
I could tell you that we have 6 main forms and several subframes. First 6 are random and decided upon birth, the rest every individual can freely choose. Just that the main forms always feel like our original appearance and the rest comes with some inconveniences. Most of us are peaceful even if strength and fighting is a part of our culture.
About your part-time job, if you're willing to reduce the time you spend working there and don't do anything EXTREME, we'll welcome you into our ranks. When are you free to take a training course? It would take 4-6 hours during weekend, just choose the date.
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"I said that I looked like a slime to have her understand my true form but if she compares me to a slime this much I'll be dispirited" I said to no one in particular. In front of me, a screen which showed some politicians who were trying to solve global warming by speaking. Utterlly stupid. I was in the media room. That room was connected to the main computer of the Cat Council and it was possible to see all the feeds of the cameras installed by the cats. ANd next to this screen, another screen with Inga's message was displayed on it. I wrote my answer while trying t stay calm.
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We are not exactly slime since we don't have a core, our whole body is like a brain-muscle which can take whatever form we want much like in the anime parasyte but we look like slime and most of us aren't strong.
People often think we are slime and some of my species (particularly the red ones) will take offense if you say so. But don't worry I'm not this kind of person Wink [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/wink.png]
Oh and by the way we don't really use magic because only the purple ones can and they are kind of... Strange? No no I don't discriminate against the purple ones it's just that they only speak about spirits and power of the universe. The colors represent our character but also our role in the society:
-red=fighters, they are hot-blooded
-yellow=growers, they are hippies
-white=hunters, very nimble
-green=makers, they like making things
-purple=sorcerers, very strange and often they are hermits
-blue=thinkers, other colors say that we are always watching but we don't do anything: I disagree because we do things from time to time when it looks interesting!
-black=travellers, they can't stay anywhere, they have to always travel.
-and there are a lot of other colors.
And for the reproduction, it's very easy: red+blue=purple and so on! Even if I don't understand why a blue one would date a red one...
About the part-time job, I will just do some mischiefs like stealing candies or cheating in video games :p
I am always free because I only observe ^^