Smj:
How sad! You can't enjoy the best thing in the multiverse! So, you have wings... I have to think about countermeasures. My Demon Castel has to have narrow corridors and small rooms: I will build it again! And there should be chocolate traps too. A lot of planning is necessary so leave me a bit more time before attacking me plz :p
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Inga06:
Oh, you don't have to worry about my chocolate problem. I'm all better now and with my self-control - it isn't so simple to make me eat whatever you want. Just in case, throwing it at me wouldn't hurt me either - in case you're planning to set traps like that. It would only dirty my uniform unnecessarily, yack. It's basic courtesy to pass on that one {And my subordinates would laugh behind my back, it's too disrespectful}. And there is something you should know - Hime spilled the beans! Be ready cause we know your location! No time left for you, Hahaha! Haha! *cough*
...
Damn. I really am better! ...almost... So just wait until I'm fully healed and look at the sky! Our battleship 'Violet Dragonbreath' is already waiting for the order to take off and catch your Demon Castel!
Did you think you can hide forever? Impossible! HAHAHAhahaaaARGH *cough, cough, cough*
*cough*
... I shouldn't laugh for now.
Anyway, wait patiently. We'll arrive soon.
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Smj:
Nooooooooo, it is the end?! What will you do to me once you've captured me? :'( T_T
B-but, I can change my appearance and it's thanks to that that I could buy all those factories so I just have to become a flea and you'll never find me!!!
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Inga06:
... it's the first time someone is so desperate to escape that he would willingly turn himself into something disgusting like a flea. Yack! I would rather offer you a deal - how about you don't destroy the Earth and instead help me with my job? There are unlimited dangers to the Galaxy and limited personnel to uncover and prevent them all.
We could fight the bad guys together! My dragon and your spaceship {I've seen it already and it's quite well-made}. Of course, I'll need to ask all the Elders of our organisation about their opinion first but it shouldn't be a problem. We're recruiting many capable races all over the Universe. And beyond.
I just need to warn you that many die in the first month of field work, only the best can stay alive and thrive while doing their duty. Do you think you would live long enough in such environment? I wonder if you would dare try.
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Smj:
I don't know what was the most convincing between your speech and the dragon glaring at me...
How much will I be paid?
What are the other advantages? Remember that I am not really happy that you had my cat tell you where I was :p
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Inga06:
Well, I did have to promise Hime to supply her with her favourite food for a year... And it costs, you know? I thought a month worth of food would be enough but she's too good at haggling.
The payment... well, you can't expect too much in the beginning, you'll be a rookie after all. It all depends on how well you do the missions after the initial training with other new recruits. It's surprising how many evil schemes and bad guys you can find in the Multiverse so don't worry about a lack of work to do. Just recently I had to send Saiko {my dragon} to eliminate a den of Bartholomeus' worshippers, he's an evil God of Crime and Hidden Rage. They were trying to make every angel on their planet into a devil - can you believe that? It would ruin the world's balance and eventually lead to their destruction! Basically, that's our job - finding and eliminating the threats to the planets. We don't really deal with the small stuff unless it would later turn into something bigger with dire consequences.
There are bonuses when your job is especially well done, you can advance up the ladder and get paid more. You get your own apartment and later, after you do a good job, even a mansion or a castle. Considering my high standing, I got my own ship, one of the biggest ones in all Universes and the firepower... I could destroy a few planets at once, even a whole solar system. But that is only used when there's no other option... Like when there was that virus turning everyone into zombies... No cure, no other choice. Had to wipe them out before they spread.
So you know now. Every rookie gets about 10 Space Silver per week, a nice house to stay in and you can bring your family and cat with you. Even some neighbours if you want to but no more than 60 people. After we see how well you do your job there will be other benefits. Even a private cook to get any chocolate dessert you wish for. Think about it.
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Smj:
I see, maybe you need my CV?
Name: smj
Race: polymorph
Gender: male
Age: 20000 y.o
Studies: xenolinguistic, primitive sociology, Earth history
Jobs: Earth observation for 10000 and Great Villain as a part-time job
Hobbies: observing primitives, chocolate, reading primitive literature
I am still quite young so I hope it will be ok *Confused*
I don't have people to bring with me but as long as I can observe primitives I am happy.
I've given her food for hundreds of years and I'm only worth one year of food... :'( I'm so sad, I need another pet or maybe a mate...
Well, whatever, will I be able to stay on Earth?