"Are you an idiot!?" stressed Aku in a forced whisper/

"I can't believe someone would fall in love with someone as ugly as you! This is peak! Peak fiction!" Fielma exclaimed, excited to see how everything would turn out. It might not be apparent at first glance, but the Holy Shit, despite having a butt for a face, looks far more decent than a goblin who looks like expired crap.

"Are you insulting me!?"

"It's not impossible, look at her..."

Aku was forced to look at the Holy Shit holding his hand, deluded by the rush of dopamine from her love's gentle yet rough touch. The goblin couldn't help but gulp as he met her hopeful, desirous gaze.

"No, no, no, no, no... No matter how you look at it, nobody could fall for me!"

"HERE IT IS! THE SECOND HORSEMAN OF BAD COMEDY! BEING A NAIVE HAREM PROTAGONIST!" Fielma shouted, only to be hit on the head by the provoked goblin. "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!! SEXUAL HAR- AW!!" Aku began pulling her hair in response. As she struggled, the goblin made it worse by slapping her in the face. "AW AW! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, OKAY!?""

However, as Aku attempted to strike Fielma one last time, the Holy Shit suddenly intervened, stepping between them. Instead of hitting Fielma, Aku's blow landed squarely on the Holy Shit.

"Oops..." Aku muttered. While Fielma could withstand a few hits from the goblin due to her physical strength, the Holy Shit was less fortunate. She stumbled to the ground, her cheeks swelling bright red.

"MY LADY!!" her attendant shouted in fury.

"Shit... I've hurt a woman...?" Aku couldn't believe it, staring at his own sinful hands in disgust.

"Ha!? Are you saying I'm not a woman!?" Fielma complained.

"IMBECILE!! I'M GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!!" the Holy Shit's attendant yelled, unable to contain his rage as he saw his saintly charge fall to the ground like a helpless doll. However, his anger was not entirely justified. The Holy Shit gently rubbed her swelling cheeks, looked the goblin in the eyes, and softly said, "That felt good..."

"Umm... pardon...?" the attendant shook his head in disbelief.

"Do it again, my dearest! Slap me again!" The Holy Shit leaped and grabbed Aku's arm in excitement. "Please, slap me! Hit me with your thick rough hands and roughly ravage my plump tender flesh! ❤"

"You've awakened something inside her holiness... Sempai, what the hell are you really?"

Aku gulped in fear. Just looking at the abyss of the black hole made him feel nauseous about his impending fate. He could smell the horrors within that void. As her face drew closer, he turned pale with terror.

But he knew he must do it... he must swallow his pride and accept his fate. The reason for his resolve? The ring on the Holy Shit's finger. That ring emitted a powerful sense of divinity, likely the source of the saint's authority. It was made from the scale of Magroth, and he had to steal it to escape this world of horrors.

"You want to be dominated, huh? Fine, let's go to the bed. I'll show you a good time," the goblin forced a smile, a tearful smile.

"Yes ❤"

The Holy Shit immediately accepted his proposal, blinded by love and unable to see his true intentions. With her approval, the two eager creatures walked away toward the saintess's bed... What the hell?

Left behind now that the two were gone, Fielma looked at the fat attendant. "Want me to ravage you as well?"

"NO! SUCH VILE THOUGHTS DO NOT EXIST WITHIN MY PURE, INNOCENT MIND!"

...

Fielma didn't care about what Aku was doing. She couldn't care less about him defiling himself with pleasure while leaving her bored. With nothing to do, she paced back and forth. It's not that Fielma was nervous; she was just anxious. By the way, she was in front of the Holy Shit's room, waiting for the goblin to come out.

"No... Kyah ❤ So rough ❤"

Fielma suddenly gasped when she heard the Holy Shit's voice from the room. Her cheeks began to turn red. Out of curiosity, she pressed her ear against the door to hear more clearly.

"You like that, huh"

She heard Aku's voice. Fielma clenched her fist when she realized the goblin was actually enjoying it. At first, she thought the sight of the Holy Shit and the goblin being intimate would be hilarious, but now she felt nothing but foolish.

She pressed her ear harder against the door when suddenly, the door slightly opened. She tried to peek, hearing the Holy Shit's voice echo loudly.

"Yes ❤ You're hitting my good spot --- NYAAHHH!!"

"Oh..." Fielma realized that the goblin was simply massaging her arms. They weren't doing anything unholy, and she sighed in relief.

Then, the goblin put on blue gloves, preparing to do something. Swiftly, with a sudden motion...

Crack The goblin tore her whole arm off.

"GRAGGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!!" The Holy Shit shrieked monstrously, experiencing tremendous pain. The gloves Aku wore were filled with his own excrement, and in her love-blindness, she couldn't conceive that Aku would betray her. Her screams were so loud that everyone in the temple could hear them.

"What...?" The mage struggled to comprehend what had just occurred. The goblin rushed out, desperate to escape before the soldiers arrived. "Sempai!! What have you done!? You've killed her!?" Fielma exclaimed as soon as they met face to face. Together, they fled.

"Shut up! I only took her whole arm because I couldn't remove the fragment from her finger!"

"WHAT!?"

"Just run!"

"AGHGHGHHHAGGGGAHH!!" Another powerful shriek echoed, akin to the roar of an enraged and bewildered monster. The sound was so intense that Aku and the mage were forced to cover their ears. "MY HOLY RING HAS BEEN STOLEN!! CAPTURE THEM!!" the Holy Shit's voice reverberated through the temple.

The soldiers wasted no time in responding. Before they knew it, Aku and Fielma were surrounded by soldiers brandishing spears tipped with solid feces. "IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU CAPTURE HIM! JUST DON'T KILL HIM! CAPTURE HIM ALIVE!!" the Holy Shit commanded, further challenging the soldiers. They faced a daunting task since the two creatures seemed impervious to harm from their own excrement.

"YOU FOOL! I'LL MAKE YOU MY PERSONAL TOY AS SOON AS I CAPTURE YOU!! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME! WE ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER!!!"

Hearing the enraged voice of the Holy Shit, Aku gulped heavily, sweat pouring from head to toe. Surrounded from every corner, the threat of the Holy Shit was no longer a distant possibility.

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Noticing Aku's perspiration, an idea sparked in the mage's mind. Her eyes scanned the ground they stood on. As a Cryo Mage, she could sense the subtle shifts in the air around her... and she felt the currents below, indicating hollow spaces beneath the floor.

They were on the topmost floor, and the temple's structure was so hollow that it contained multiple rooms. Yes... she could punch their way out of there. She possessed the strength, hidden beneath her slender frame, thanks to her cheat skill.

"Hold on tight, Sempai."

"Huh? What are you doing!?"

"PUNCH!" Fielma unleashed all her strength in a single blow. Her punch sliced through the air, effortlessly penetrating the floor. Cracks spidered out, widening until the floor collapsed entirely. The foundation of the temple couldn't withstand the force.

As they plummeted amidst the rubble and iron rods, Fielma hadn't anticipated the sheer height from which they will fell. It seemed to swallow them whole, threatening to snuff out their lives upon impact. Breaking a few bones would have been fortunate, but the worst-case scenario loomed: falling headfirst onto the rusted iron rods below, which could shatter their skulls.

Acting swiftly, Fielma cast a silent spell to mitigate their fall's momentum. [Wind Blast], normally it was an explosive force until was gentled into a controlled gust, just enough to ensure their survival. Without controlling it appropriately, they risked being propelled violently upward upon landing.

The soldiers, however, were less fortunate, landing headfirst. Their unkillable nature saved them from fatal harm but not from the discomfort of their landing that they fall unconcious

As soon as they touched down safely, Aku turned to Fielma, his complaint sharp, "Are you an idiot!? Were you trying to kill us?" The absurdity of falling from such a height had nearly frightened him to death.

Though Fielma only scoffed at his accusation, dismissing it without further comment.

However, the chase was far from over. Despite the display of violent power, the soldiers remained fiercely loyal to the Holy Shit, willing to follow her orders even at the cost of their lives. Amidst the unconscious soldiers and rubble, two small figures emerged... This time, they were confronted by one of the most feared soldiers, the twin of chaos... Diarrhea.

"They're still breathing, Rrhea."

"I can see that, Dia. Let's capture them."

The twins beheld a rope, running at similar paces and speeds, their movements perfectly synchronized as they ran side by side with the rope stretched between them.

Fielma's eyes lit up. "I'll handle this!" The mage, lacking a staff making her almost magicless but brimming with newfound confidence in her physical strength, prepared to confront the two little soldiers, clenching her fists in anticipation. She had initially thought herself useless without magic, but now she saw her physical prowess as a newfound source of power.

The two little soldiers attempted to restrain her with the rope, but they were quickly overwhelmed by Fielma's raw strength. Fielma was like a boulder compared to them, causing the two to crash into each other while still gripping the rope.

"What? This monster's too strong!"

"As I expected, he truly lives up to his name 'The DingDingDong like KingKong.'"

Though hearing that kind of nickname didn't exactly please Fielma... it rather killed a part of her inside. Nonetheless, she tightened her grip on the rope and, like a gorilla, hurled the two butt-girls into a wall, killing them.

After dealing with the two girls, Fielma and Aku proceeded to make their escape from the temple. They couldn't afford to waste any more time; if the fragment on their hands were to break suddenly, they would be trapped in the butt world forever, a fate worse than death.

However, their haste was halted by a certain anomaly.

"Sempai..." Fielma grumpily sighed, seeing a bunch of colorful poop scattered on the floor in a strange alignment, leaving them with no safe place to step.

"Shit... this is dangerous... there are too many landmines," Aku grumbled, realizing there was no easy way out of the situation.

From the shadows, a mysterious figure spoke. "You must have thought you could easily escape our territory. Sorry, fellas. Even though the queen says not to hurt you, it can't be helped if you go against me."

Before Aku could respond to the intimidation, Fielma intervened. "Sempai, I'll handle this as well..." The mage took a deep breath before continuing, "Don't hide in the shadows like a coward, motherfucker!"

"Whoa, chill, brother. It's not like you can pass through the field of traps anyway, so just give up, will ya?" Dog Shit, another member of the Shit Off, confidently revealed himself from the other side.

"Ha! Didn't you already know that we're immune to shit?" Fielma proudly assumed. However, Dog Shit chuckled.

"I'm well aware of that. Stepping into one of my landmines may not kill you physically, but mentally? Oh, that's another story. Imagine the shame in stepping into one of my dog shit. Imagine the sufferable stench of feces as it get squashed under the soles of your shoes."

Fielma gasped, "Huh!? What did you say, you son of a bitch? You little twerp! ASSHOLE. SHIT HOLE. BITCH. CUNT! YOU WHORE, YOU... you stupid cunt... flea..." Unable to think of a witty comeback, she squeezed the fabric of her clothes and shamefully turned away. She then looked at Aku, her face flushed with embarrassment. "Sempai, he has a point."

Stepping into dog shit is just shameful.

"Tch, so we can't pass through here, huh?"

"I've got an idea."

"What?"

The confidence of Dog Shit was impeccable... no one had survived his traps before. His contraptions always boasted a 100% mortality rate; no one could escape his grasp. However, his smug demeanor quickly faded when he saw what the mage and goblin were up to.

"What are you doing? No way! How could you!?" His face turned pale. No one had dared to challenge him like this before.

Fielma seized the goblin like a spear, with his exposed butt serving as the spearhead... Their plan was to hurl the goblin, butt-first, toward Dog Shit. Upon impact, his face would be greeted with a fresh load of excrement! It was the perfect plan! Realizing their intentions, Dog Shit attempted to flee.

"Don't you dare run, you fool!" Fielma's voice echoed through the air.

Both of them knew that fleeing was futile. With a powerful throw, the mage launched Aku at incredible speed...

"No, No, NOOOO!!" Dog Shit's scream of despair filled the air. The goblin's butt was hurtling toward him!!! He instinctively knew that coming into contact with Aku's backside was akin to a direct visitation from the depths of hell.

However, just before impact, another member of the Shit Off, Silent Fart, appeared in front of them. His hands formed a mudra, with his index and ring fingers pointed forward. Aku hadn't anticipated this!

Silent Fart's fingers penetrated Aku's butthole. "AGGGHHHH!! IT FUCKING HURTS!!!" Aku's cry of pain pierced the air, his rear end now bleeding profusely from the torment.

"Silent Fart... You saved me," Dog Shit remarked, overcome with gratitude. Their relationship had never been smooth, given Silent Fart's reluctance to speak and Dog Shit's unease with his unpredictable behavior. But today, it seemed their dynamic might shift.

Silent Fart reached out a hand to help Dog Shit stand. His two fingers were cut and melted off from thrusting them into Aku's butt. He had sacrificed for Dog Shit... and now, the truth emerged: Silent Fart was actually a she. It was a revelation as she finally spoke, "D...Dog... Shit... I..."

"Wait, you're a girl?"

Silent Fart blushed, having hidden her true identity all this time to get closer to him. This was the day she intended to confess her feelings, though the words remained stuck in her throat, unable to escape her lips.

"Sempai! Can you tell me, are we the villains here?" Fielma asked, her voice tinged with uncertainty.

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Because! Only protagonists could appear out of nowhere to save their friends! How could they just show up like that from thin air!?" Now, Fielma doubted if they were even the main characters of this story, despite her face gracing the cover page of volume 2 and the synopsis focusing on the goblin.

"Just shut up, will ya?" Aku stood up, despite the painful sensation in his rear... despite the pain, he forced himself to poop with blood. With this shit-filled hand, he could attack Silent Fart while she was distracted by her cringe-worthy romance.

However, her instincts were incredibly fast. Her movements were incredibly swift... Silent Fart immediately appeared on Aku's back in a flash before he could even do anything.

'She's fast! She got to my back in an instant! But...' Aku couldn't help but smirk, in a flash, Silent Fart found him on her back.

'He's fast! My eyes can't even follow his movements, but...' Silent Fart acknowledged his speed, yet she still wasn't serious enough to match him. In an instant, she transported herself onto Aku's back.

'She's fast! How can she move like that?' Aku acknowledged, before he himself appeared on Silent Fart's back.

'He's fast! Impossible, has he already surpassed the speed of sound?' Silent Fart was amazed, yet she suddenly appeared on Aku's back.

'Shit, she's still fast! She's surpassed the speed of light, but...' Aku smirked before the shit blade from Silent Fart slashed his throat... though the blade only passed through him like a ghost.

"What!?"

"You're finished!" Aku tried to hit her with his shit-filled hand, but it passed through her like she was a hologram.

"It's just my afterimage, you fool," Silent Fart claimed as she suddenly appeared on Aku's back.

But,

"It's also just my afterimage, you fool!"

And then,

"Ha! You thought it was the real one, no, it's just the afterimage of my afterimage."

After that,

"Idiot, that's just the afterimage of the afterimage of my afterimage... Ah..."

Silent Fart repeatedly leaped backward until she accidentally stepped on a dog shit... She stared at it for a moment after realizing it... then she died.

"SILENT FART!!! NOOO!!" screamed Dog Shit.

Suddenly, a giant figure crashed through the wall, shattering it into pieces. From the rubble emerged a towering man, the strongest of the group: Big Bang.

"I'M FINALLY HERE WITH A BANG!!!" though he stepped on dog shit as well and died.

"BIG BANG, NOO!!" Dog Shit kneeled in despair, witnessing the death of his friends due to his own dog shit. He lost all hope, his spirit crushed from within.

Aku and Fielma took this time to escape the temple.