[Ding! Cooked delicious breakfast. Reward: ten days’ worth of cultivation]
[Ding! Your junior sisters are amazed by the dish ! the black spirit rice, green jade apples and purple pears which were used as fodder for the boar demon contributed to make the dish! 200 Indirect big spender points received]
At that moment two systems gave their prompts to their respective hosts
“Yesss, finally!!” Wu Bin cheered so what if it’s indirect he finally managed to impress that marble statue of a girl
Face slapping, acting arrogantly and general hating politicians/kings/nobles came naturally to him but dealing with a expressionless junior sister(s) it was as if a wild boss arrived out of nowhere
Thankfully will the help of his brother Lin they manage to conquer this boss the happiness! The satisfaction ! It was the one which only a gamer who having struggled for hours against a powerful boss and vanquished it can feel
“Brother Lin you are a true friend (sniff)” Wu Bin wept tears of joy while eating
[Ding!Elder Wu was moved to tears by your sincerity gained 2 years worth cultivation!]
“Haha,you are too kind Elder Wu “
“It’s… delicious,” one Li Mei said, with the other quickly nodding in agreement.
Wu Bin chuckled proudly, nudging Lin Wei. “See? You’ve just impressed our new disciples with your cooking skills, Brother Lin.” Turning to the Li Mei’s, he continued, “By the way, from now on, Lin Wei here is officially your Master. “
“M-m-master me!? Elder Wu I am just a inner disciple an-“
“By the power and authority invested onto me by my Master and mine sect I the honorary Elder promote Wu Bin as a ‘faculty member’ as of today” Wu Bin announced solemnly all he needs to do is supply ingredients to Lin Wei and have him cook dishes for those girls and he can get a steady supply of big spender points
Lin Wei blinked in surprise. “Wait, is their even a position like that ?”
“Yes, It’s a new position, all courtesy of the Sect Master who will approve of it ... “
At this moment, a streak of light flew toward them and landed
The light faded to reveal an old man with a gray beard that reached till his abdomen,a crooked nose that looked like it was punched twice and pale watery eyes
He wore black silk robes ,a straw hat and wine gourd hanging at his waist.
It was none other than Cang Hai the drunken sword immortal elder of the Slow turtle sect
The scent of alcohol quickly wafted into the air
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“Bha, are you cooking again?” Cang Hai asked in a scronful voice as he noticed Lin Wei “Are you a cultivator or a cook?”
Lin Wei replied hastily with a smile on his face, “Master, I find cooking to be enlightening and...”
“F*ck off!” Cang Hai shouted annoyed taking a swig from the wine gourd. “I have heard your excuses before You’re either slacking off, sleeping somewhere, or working this d*mned kitchen! Look at the other disciples! None of them are like you! Can you at least work hard for my sake and my wine at least?!”
“cough Elder Cang I see you have been drinking again “
“wh....hooo...” Cang Hai turned irritated towards Wu Bin only to pause when he realized who he was
Cang Hai’s face turned pale in an instant as his voice got stuck
“Maybe...I should cut down on the wine after all we doaists have no need for such vices an-“ Wu Bin said grimly
“A thousand pardons Elder Wu!!! This lowly one made a mistake by a-accident Please show mercy “ Cang Hai immediately knowtowed before Wu Bin
“Ahem I will think about it...now why did you disturb us so rudely “
“Sect master sent me to fetch the disciples to decide which elder will take them in “
“W-wait What” Wu Bin spat out blood did the Sect Master really hate him so much ?! All his free points!!
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High above the crystal clear waves that lapped the golden sand and vibrant greenary a series of white jade stairs
These stairs are suspended in the air and one need not climb them as the whole staircase rotated in an oval fashion like an escalator (what else would you expect form someone named salted fish?)
Standing under this staircase , even Li Mei the Great Lighting princess who was once at the peak of the spirit wandering stage had the feeling that she was an ant.
the only people who were not shocked were Wu Bin and Cang Hai
In the eyes of these Wu Bin this was just a overly decorative escalator
While Cang Hai who only had swords, food and wine in his heart, everything else was a cloud and he is used to going back and forth in this staircase
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The sect hall was massive with a brilliant throne placed at the centre hall with twenty smaller thrones, ten on the left and ten on the right. Although these thrones are very large, they still occupy less than one-tenth of the space of this great hall.
In the main throne sat sect master Salted Fish
17 elders sat on the smaller thrones in the sides even the weakest one(excluding Wu Bin) was in the early stage of soul formation
Wu Bin and Cang Hai took their places among the other elders.
A elder whose skin was pale as bone and his silky black hair fell past his shoulders turned to the last empty seat ‘ Elder Xue Yin is absent. We should have heard from her by now.”
“She still has a month left before she is allowed Elder Ma “
“I see..” pale elder Ma’s expression remained unchanged as he nodded
“Li Mei step forward” Salted Fish called out
Li Mei exchanged glances with the other Li Mei beside her before walking forward quietly and bowing stiffly
“I have seen the esteemed elders!”
“Esteemed elders, these two are the newly recruited disciples of the Sect..we are gathered here to decide who amog us will teach and guide them!” Salted Fish announced to the gathered Elders
Wu Bin glanced around without showing any emotions, expecting these arrogant elders to recruit disciples is like convincing a mountain to move they will have to wait until the year of the monkey to even consider taking in a rootless beggar like...
“Imposible! This essence!” A beautiful woman gasped
“What is this?!” the pale Elder Mu Dan frowned
“How ?!” an elder with a bland head and short brown beard and blinked
“Ummm what is going on “ a young 18 year old girl with chestnut brown hair and green eyes like uncut emeralds asked
She is Qingyao the youngest [1] (and second weakest elder) elder of the Slow turtle sect
It was understandable as only those in the late soul formation stage and above are capable of sensing the true essence
“It’s about their true essence it’s the same “ the Elder with the horsetail whip answered her “I have never seen anything like this before “
“That is my doing”Salted fish admitted
“Ah now it’s clear”
“If it is sect master then..”
“Oh so it was because of sect master”
The elders calmed down
“now getting back to the matter at hand who will be Li...no it’s too confusing if you both have the same name you will be known as Li Meng
“Thank you, Master” the newly named Li Meng thanked
“Alright,Li Meng and Li Mei it is,” Salted Fish affirmed. “Now who is willing to guide and teach them.”
“I will “ at that moment most of the elders present said at the same time
“Pffft ! “ Wu Bin coughed violently
These Crazy people they actually want to take this rootless beggar as their disciple !?
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