Chapter 5.2: What truly Transpired…
So, for the previous chapter you were probably wondering something among the lines of: “WTF just happened?” well, don’t sweat it, I have a perfectly good explanation. Returning back to the original story you will come to understand why I used those metaphors as I did….
“I shall defeat that Ape” I said with a strong confidence voice (or was my fearlessness ability still activated??)
I then with the plan I came up with, activated all of my powers (abilities) to readied myself for the fight. Using the speed-force, I managed to reach the mind-controlling Ape undetected by the Apes he had guarding him.
“I will defeat you!!” I yelled at him as I created over fifty fireballs. “This is revenge because I wanted to have a lazy life and you made it impossible today”
I attacked the Ape with my over fifty fireballs (a total of 52) and guess what the Ape did? Instead of fighting me like a normal Ape, he used his guards as Ape-shields. I (with my beautiful compassion couldn’t watch those Apes get burn and died, so, I stopped my fireballs right before they got burn, and that’s when everything went to hell) got attacked by two abilities I never thought possible.
EVEN WITH MY OTAKU KNOWLEDGE OF NUMEROUS LIGHT-NOVELS/MANGA/ANIME, I have never come across such abilities (Oh….wait….. my absolute memory just told me that I did (sort of) read two light-novels that I didn’t really like (and gave up reading them), in which the protagonists had the abilities I am talking about).
The abilities were bad luck and pestilence. That’s right. The two abilities you almost never see in an action light-novel/manga. I got a gigantic smash of bad luck and I was like: “Oh, please, what can a little bad luck do to me? I am too great for that to work on me” face thing/attitude going on.
But then I got attacked by the other Ape guard that had pestilence, and my facial expression changed to a: “Oh-so-that’s-what-bad-luck-can-do-to-someone-no-matter-how-great” and I had to embarrassingly rushed to the nearest bathroom to throw up and guess what else I did there. (Exactly what the doctor said I would do from my previous transmission).
And to make matters worse……when I was unable to find the Mind-controlling Ape nor the female Ape with the ability Spirit Eyes, I lazily went home, got stung by a bee while making my way home in all that chaos and a random Ape was in my bedroom (since you know, a huge part of the wall in my house got broken completely by that car that was thrown on it) and the Ape BROKE MY XOBX 063!!
I tried to see if I could somehow put the pieces of my Xobx back together, but of course I couldn’t. The damage was too much. It was a painless (I actually heard quite the noise as I was approaching my house [probably coming from my Xobx]) death….
I am currently trying to filter all that negative image from my mind but I can’t. I really can’t. What game am I going to play? My phone games? No, I cannot do that. I only had that Xobx for only a little while (Ok, fine, I had it for some time now), but you understand the feeling of losing something you love right?)
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As I started to wonder why my life was crashing down and how I am going to get a new Xobx with the world and everything in chaos right now and that if I could get another Xobx what color should I pick? Yellow? Green? (I love green by the way!!! Green is such an adorable color, LOL), Black? Blue?
And what if I don’t manage to get another Xobx? Or worse, what if I do get another Xobx and it’s pink? I am a guy LOL, I don’t usually have anything that’s pink…..What will happen when I invite my friends over and they see a pink Xobx? And what about other video game systems?
As all those thoughts crosses my mind, I began to think about life in general and how much Life has ruined Life for me, hence my metaphor on the previous transmission…..
It just wasn’t fair!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?? I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN, ALWAYS READY TO HELP THE COMMUNITY, ALWAYS ENGAGE, PASSIONATE (AND ALL THE OTHER B.S. STUFF!!) EVER SINCE I SAW THAT SMASHED XOBX 063, MY LIFE CHANGED, MY MINDSET CHANGED.
I was done with playing Mr. GOOD-GUY-PROTAGONIST. It was time I truly acted. And that’s when I decided to fully utilized my TRUE POWER TO ITS POTENTIAL.
Don’t you want to know how I managed to combined all of my powers? Don’t you want to know where I am getting all my confidence from since I can die and am not immortal? Do you want to hear this heartbreaking story? Do you want me to show those Apes no mercy? I AM GOING TO DESTROY THOSE APES AS IF THEY WERE GREEN BIOHAZARDS WALKING AROUND BITING PEOPLE AND TURNING THEM INTO GREEN BIOHAZARDS!!
(I actually love those green biohazard games, it’s really fun, LOL…..Wait…..my Xobx…..my precious xobx….my precious memories…….all those games…..No…..Now I have to go and cry again)
For breaking my Xobx 063: I promise to do the following…..
1) Power up to 5000
2) TELL YOU HOW I MANAGED TO COMBINED ALL MY ABILITIES
3) summon my Pet Dragon and let it go wild
4) And last but not least, Super-Size-Me
I am really pissed off because of what happened…. This is revenge now!! Revenge for the COMMUNITY (XOBX 063!!!). I am truly going to let my wild side out; I won’t let any Ape get away with this!!
If I was acting like a nice-kind-caring-person-before, now I am a XOBX-GAMER-GOING-CRAZY-MODE right now!!
[Author’s Note: Next chapter will be coming out next week!! Also next chapter will be back to original story line, I made those short comic story chapters entitled with .1 or .2 just for fun, I might do them again at some later story plot point, LOL, hope you enjoy the laughter and on that note I really should go and buy myself another Xobx