By J. TNANGA
Chapter 1: My Special Abilities are……… (Oh, cool, a new chapter of LMS just came out…..got to read that first before I tell you anything…….)
Hello world,
……….if you are reading this than that means my second dimensional transmission is a success……
Glad to see you are back (Or at least you are glad to see I am back), now, let’s see where were we???
Oh, right, we were discussing superpowers, about the reason why I have the coolest of them all!!!!! The two ultimate powers in this universe or any other….About the reason why I am so OP that people should be worshiping me as their God (well, not literally, I wouldn’t want that, that’ll be way too annoying).
First let’s start with my first superpower, it is my personal favorite that makes me laugh each and every time when I used it, not even kidding that ability is mad funny LOL, and you are going to learn why.
“My first power is---------“ I started to say but was interrupted by another voice. “What is it dad?”
“You are talking to yourself again, I am starting to get worried about you, you are becoming like that 7 year old girl that lives across from us, you know the one that you always hangout with and play with during those rare times you actually leave the house” Stated my dad. “I am starting to wonder if it’s a disease or something”
“Um, no it’s not that, dad” I said as I start to walk towards my room, in order to finish my conversation about superpowers with you. “I’ll talk to you later, dad”
“wait… I want you to come and help me with something” said my dad with a happy-proud face. “I’ll like us to work like we used too, before I bought you that Xobx 063”
“Really? Do I really have to help you, I mean, you are pretty strong dad, I am not that strong, I don’t know if I will be able to help much” I state trying to be as honest and flattery as I can. “That’s why I always leave all the work to you, dad, you are amazing, I am not sure I’ll ever be like that”
“Oh, I am not falling for that pathetic trick again, Tom, we are going to work together, and that’s final” states my dad with a firm reply.
“Damn” I silently thought. “There goes my whole smooth flattery-to-get-my-dad-to-let-me-stay-at-home-playing-Xobx-063-all-day-today-plan. I really need to work on my flattery, at this rate, I am really going to get pushed around to do work. Need to avoid this!!!!”
So, my dad and I headed to town (I mean, to the front of the house) and started making massive repairs to the house that took 10 hours of work and I sweat like a true man (it was actually a small insignificant repairs that took thirty minutes to fixed which took all my will power to not start running towards my room to read the latest of Martial God Asura or some other light novel) and after all that work, my mom decided to make me help her distribute whatever food we have to the other neighbors (Yes, that’s right we are sharing food with the neighborhood).
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON???? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPERPOWER CONVERSATION???? (I MUST ADMIT, I actually almost forgot about that with all that work I am (pretending to do and actually letting my mom and dad do (and pretend to be helping them)) doing. So, getting back on the story…… my mom and I started carrying what little food still remained in our house and we went to house after house distributing and sharing the food, of course it isn’t just us that sharing food in the neighborhood……………(What? Were you expecting me to start telling you what my two superpowers are right here and now? Ha, got you, you fool, you are so GOING TO HAVE TO ENDURED this) (Ok, actually, I am sorry about this, I love playing mind games with people, I am actually good at this!!!) (I’ll tell you something you might like at the END OF THIS TRANSMISSION, if I remember (I mean, I’ll try to remember, Joking of course, …..…. I wouldn’t forget……..), bear with me, I have terrible short-term memory…….)
So, after my mom and I distributed those food, I had to go and inspect the wall again, some idiots from God knows where, were trying to get in the neighborhood, thank God those stupid metal walls stopped them. Thankfully, I will never meet someone so strong he could destroy that metal wall. So, I made my round and I noticed people were staring at me, I guess coming up with the whole wall idea gave me quite the popularity. Yep, I am pretty famous now, and the metal wall wasn’t even my idea, (Attack on TITAN rule!!!).
So, listen up, I am finally home. I can now talk to you as much as I want now. So, where were we? (Love dropping that whole “Where were we?” question in there? How does that make you feel? Because it’s making me feel fabulous!!!!!!) so, if I remember correctly, we were discussing something about powers….
Oh, right, come to think about it, I never told you what the powers of some of the select few neighbors that I bother to remember their names (even though I live with them for the past God only knows years). First let’s start with my parents. My Dad have Fire-ball ability (And yes, similar to the Uzumaki Clan in the anime called: The tale of Sasuke and his friends, usually shortened to just Sasuke). My dad is capable of creating fire from his hands and if my dad concentrates a little, he can create a fireball, though, he can only do that for a limited time, but I believe he once said he is getting better and better at creating them, and he can create a lot before he gets exhausted.
This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.
My mom on the other hand have the water-ball ability (Don’t ask me, I didn’t make those names, they really are legit names, and No, I am not saying random superpowers name, I am literally saying it the way I see it, even my parents agree with my name) (Oh, actually, I remembered watching an anime with a guy with water-abilities, don’t remember the name though….oh, well….) My mom is able to do amazing things with her power, she practiced so hard, she could create waterslides, freaking waterslides……(…..oh, wait……..I guess that solves our water-problem for the time being, wow….I am so smart…XD)
If I remember correctly, last time I mentioned that bully that’s always bullying people in my neighborhood, right? Well, short story short, (he won’t be bullying people anymore…..At least not after what I did to him…..(Laugh with a Darth Vader laugh or laugh Darkly) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….. (Just joking, I didn’t kill him, I am not a killer you know, I am just like you (Oh, wait, I am not….At least not anymore….Did my sentence, “I am just like you” made you feel good about yourself a little bit, but then you heard me say in a very jerky voice, “NOT ANYMORE”….HAHAHAHAHA, just messing with you, I am not that mean), so, short story short, I used my first power on that kid, it only took fifteen seconds, and that kid, that bully, was begging me to stop, yep, that’s how OP, that’s how powerful I am. The bully was just begging me to stop, he literally swore complete loyalty to me, that he’ll never bully anyone ever again, by the time I was done with him.
Yep, just with my first power alone, I am already that powerful, powerful enough, like I probably don’t even need my second power, (I am being serious here, guys, I am not making stuff up, you are free to make whatever judgement you want, but just know one thing, YOU HAVE NEVER MET AN OPPIER (wait….is that even a word….oppier (as in more OP or something)….) THAN ME, got that.
Trust me, once I tell you what my 1st power is, you are going to be laughing so hard because you so did not expect it. Yeah, that’s right, most people are like:
“JUST WHAT KIND OF 1ST POWER DO YOU HAVE?”
Well, let me tell you, whatever power you are thinking is most likely wrong. First take away whatever awesome power you are thinking off the list.
Allow me to give you hints:
1)
It is not IMMORTALITY
2)
IT IS NOT SOME KIND OF INVINCIBILITY
3)
IT IS NOT TELEPORTATION (Although I would love to have that!!!!)
4)
IT IS NOT SOMETHING THAT MOST LIGHT NOVEL CHARACTERS START OFF WITH OFF THE BAT, BUT SOME DO HAVE IT.
5)
And finally it starts with the letter F
If you still couldn’t figure it out, then, maybe you should read some more light novels (Actually, I should go and start reading some light novels right about now………Just kidding, I wouldn’t want to keep you in a cliff-hanger like last time, now would I??????
THE END OF TRANSMISSION
1st power: Ability to induce FEAR in the opponent, so powerful can make opponent runaway crying back to their mama (Not even kidding, that bully really started to not only run back to his Mom crying but he was so scared he even urinated on himself.)
My 1st ability is so strong if I increase the intensity of the induced fear, I can kill any opponent with shocked (HEART ATTACK due to the intensity of the fear) from 30 ft. or less. All it requires is for my opponent to look in my direction. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, JUST ONE LOOK AT ME, AND YOU ARE DEAD, EVEN FROM 30 FT., THAT’S HOW OP I AM, AND WAIT A MINUTE…….YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW, AREN’T YOU?????……INDUCE FEAR ABILITY ACTIVATE…….
(2nd ability is even more powerful and is so powerful that it is similar to a character in GENERATION OF MIRACLES (since you are from the same world as me, you probably heard about them, well, my second ability is similar to one of those characters, guess which one? It is of course, the one and only, my all-time favorite character in the whole GOM Anime, it is………)