The sound of Eva mumbling and occasionally talking in her sleep filled Ryouta’s ears as he rested in bed with his headphones on, still on call with her over Fiscord. The intent was for them to sleep together, but he didn’t want to fall asleep after realizing that he could hear Eva’s rare sleeping sounds that were just adorable to listen to. He was also hoping that she might say something embarrassing in her sleep that he could use to tease her with the next day.

But whenever she wasn’t making any sounds for him to listen to, and whenever he couldn’t hear Alice fangirling downstairs over the show she was binging despite it being past midnight, he thought about that interview he watched.

It’s pretty obvious now where Kadi got her personality from. At least I can kind of respect how honest and blunt he is… but he still sounded like a massive asshole. I wish I could find out who he is in-game to screw with him. Imagine trolling the game’s creator so hard that he ragequits his own game. Now that would be great. Then again, he might rage and ban me. Well, would Kadi even let him do that? As much as Kadi is… Kadi, her being herself makes me feel like she wouldn’t. She has too much respect for the game’s world to break rules like that. Even if it feels like I get special treatment sometimes, I doubt I’m the only one she meets like that. Plus I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s given other players some special events, too. I’m probably just in the right place at the right time.

“Mmnn… Cass… I told you… only take one of them… you made it way too big,” Eva mumbled, instantly catching Ryouta’s attention.

The heck is she dreaming about?

“But… no matter how… big… is… I’ll take it… for science…”

The only way I can think of explaining what she’s saying… is Cass taking something to make her grow a dick. A huge dick. Then again, maybe I’m just a pervert who has watched too much hentai and is jumping to conclusions. Maybe she’s talking about… food or something.

“Don’t… get jealous… Fen… I can make yours… even bigger…”

Yep. She’s definitely talking about dicks.

“Wait… Serra!” Eva shouted all of a sudden, making Ryouta think that she was awake, but she went back to mumbling seconds later. “I can’t… handle all three of you… at once… and you made yours… a monster…”

I really wish I could see her dream right now. I guess it’s her getting fucked by me, Cass, and Serra, and both of them used something to make themselves grow dicks? In that case, I wonder who has which hole. Which would I want? Hm. I can kind of imagine Cass being underneath her, Serra behind her, and me in front of her. Yeah, that’d be pretty great. Then again, Serra with a dick is an intimidating thought. I’m pretty sure she’d want to try and use it on everybody in her path, me included. I’m not into that. I think. But if she turns into a futa, and I fuck her from behind… maybe I could give her a reach around? I mean, she’d still be my girlfriend. If a man can’t jack off his girlfriend’s cock, is he really a man?

…

Shit. Saya is going to know I’m thinking all of this when I connect later. And… even Kadi is going to know I was thinking all of this. Then again, I’ve thought about way worse before. Like that time I was reading that story about a guy who gets trapped in the body of a small dog and gets a harem of thirsty women who all want him despite the body he’s trapped in. I’m pretty sure if Saya was ever going to hate me or be disgusted by me, it would have been when my imagination was inspired by that. Wait… Saya is part me still, basically. That means she probably likes that sort of story, too. And also, when in that pre-game lobby we have some fun in sometimes… it would theoretically be possible for me to take on that kind of tiny form and we could…

…

Stop it, Ryouta. Your degenerate years are in the past. You’re a normie now who has real girlfriends. You don’t need to imagine weird hentai fetish stuff. But at the same time… Saya could turn me into a tentacle monster and she could wear a school girl costume. Or she could turn me into an orc and turn herself into an elf. Wait, a puppy elf? A dog girl who also has elf ears? She’s already got the magic archer aesthetic going on, so having elf ears would fit her even if she’s already got dog ears. Crap. There are too many possibilities. All I have to do is embrace my degenerate side and ask Saya and she would probably do any of this with me… but I can’t. I have to resist. If I don’t resist then I’m going to end up going down the path of a perverted boyfriend who is constantly asking his girlfriends to do weird things and asking them to cosplay as all my favorite anime waifus for me. Then again… I can’t imagine any of them saying no to that. Even Cass would probably play along. And I want to see Aza wear a costume that’s way too small for her that she’s spilling out of...

…

Yeah. I’m a degenerate pervert. But at least I’m dating other degenerate perverts. I mean, Eva is dreaming about getting gangbanged by me and futa versions of Cass and Serra.

“There’s… too much… filling… so much… white…” Eva mumbled some more.

Damn, this is making me horny. Would it be alright if I jack off while listening to her even though she’s asleep? I feel like that might be kind of weird if I jack off to her while she’s asleep and she has no idea, and we haven’t discussed it beforehand… then again, I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t care. I can imagine her telling me that it was a waste of a boner if I don’t do anything with it. So, maybe I’ll—

“I think… Fen wins.”

I win? Was I the best in her dream? That makes me feel pretty proud.

“His was the smallest… and there wasn’t too much cream.”

Wait. I suddenly don’t feel so proud anymore.

“You two were way too big… and you got me covered in sticky stuff…”

Hey! I want to cover you in sticky stuff, too! I—

“That’s why… Fen’s cupcake wins…”

Wait. Cupcake?

“Mmnn… hey… you’ve been breathing heavily for a while now… what are you thinking of, you pervert?”

What’s she dreaming now? Wait…

Ryouta realized what was going on. “E-Eva?” he asked.

“Yeah, pervert?” Eva asked in response.

“How long… how long have you been awake for?”

“I never fell asleep.”

“So… all of that was fake?”

“Yeah. You were teasing me about using my noises against me to tease me later, so I thought I’d tease you first. I wonder what you were imagining.”

“I—I uh…”

“You were breathing pretty heavily there.”

“I was?”

“Mhm.”

“Well. I, uh… hey. I’m horny again.”

“Same. Wanna go another round?”

“I do, but I’m also too tired to get up to grab another tissue.”

“Can’t you just like… cum in your pants and then wash them in the morning?”

“I mean… I can, but I haven’t done that since I was a lazy teenager.”

“It’ll be fine. I’ll do the same so we can both relive our lazy teenager years together.”

“You’re the best, Eva.”

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“No, you.”

“No, you, times two.”

“No, you, times infinity.”

“No, you, times infinity plus one.”

“You bastard.”

“I know. Also, next time you’re asleep and I’m horny… is it alright if I jack off while listening to the noises you make?”

“That’s weird, but it’s also kind of hot and a compliment. So, sure. Plus it’d be a waste of a boner if you didn’t.”

Ryouta smiled and sighed. “I knew it. You really are the best.”

“If you want to make a claim like that, you need to gather evidence to support it.”

“And how am I going to do that?”

“Well… I guess I’ll have to give you plenty of data to analyze. Maybe some pictures might help you with your analysis, Doctor?”

“If I’m a doctor, are you my assistant?”

“That’s right. And it’s my duty as your assistant to help you gather evidence. So, to put it frankly, want a picture of my tits?”

“I do believe that would help me with my analysis. Yes, please send me this data as quickly as possible.”

“With bra on or off?”

“Both.”

“Ahh, good choice. The more data, the better. But, it would only be fair if I help you with this analysis. Do you have any pictures to send me that need analysis?”

“I’m sure I could always take one.”

“You should. You can give me anything that would take a long, hard time to analyze, and I’ll be sure to pay close attention to it. Actually… I uh… I just had an idea. But it might be kind of… I don’t know. Weird.”

“Well, you made me curious.”

Eva hesitated for a moment before saying, “I… I want to watch you and Alice do it. She’s still awake, right?”

“Having sex with her doesn’t normally make me embarrassed or anything, but there’s something about knowing that you’re going to watch us that makes it embarrassing.”

“You don’t have to. I just think it would kind of be hot.”

“She is binging her show, but she might be down for it. And I’m not opposed to the idea. I think it’s kind of exciting, too. Still embarrassing, but I’d do it.”

“Then…”

“I’ll go ask.”

“Oh! That would be fun!” Alice said, even going so far as to pick up the remote to pause her show. “The idea of being watched while somebody pleasures themselves to our performance… ah, I am already excited!”

“Well, there you have it,” Ryouta said, now talking to Eva over Fiscord using his phone. “I guess we could do it right here? Could put the phone on the table and turn on the camera.”

“Sure,” Eva said, her voice coming out over the phone’s speakers for both of them to hear.

“Wait!” Alice said. “What about you, Eva? Will we get to see you?”

“I—I didn’t even think about that, but I can turn mine on.”

“Please do! Seeing the one watching me will make it all the more enjoyable.”

“Then,” Eva paused to turn on her video which filled up the display of Ryouta’s phone. The next thing they saw was Eva on her bed with her blankets covering her up to her shoulders. Going by how there were no obvious straps or anything over her shoulders, it was safe to assume she had nothing on under the covers. “This is suddenly embarrassing.”

“Embrace it! The more you embrace how embarrassing it is, the more fun you will have with it. Allow me to demonstrate.” With that, Alice grabbed her shirt by the bottom and lifted it up over her head, leaving her torso in only her bra that kept her rather sizable bust held within it. Despite the smile she wore on her face, her cheeks were still colored red from blushing. “See?”

“Da-damn… I… I always forget how big yours are.”

Ryouta nodded, sitting next to Alice. “I know the feeling.”

“Hmm.” Alice tilted her head, tapping a finger against her chin. “Perhaps it is because we are usually around Cassandra and Aza? Given the size of them both, I probably look small when compared to them. But when they are not around, I believe my breasts are quite large! Perfect for some rough, savage man,” she nudged Ryouta’s arm with her elbow, “to grope with his brutish hands.”

Ryouta, getting the obvious hint, reached his arms around Alice to begin groping her over her bra. Alice immediately let out a satisfied moan as she rested her head against his shoulder. While they got started, Eva pulled down her sheets enough to let them see that she wasn’t, in fact, wearing anything underneath them. Because of how she was positioned on her side, they got to see her top breast press down against the one on the bottom, and they both noticed them slightly shaking as Eva’s arm suspiciously moved her hand out of the frame.

To make things fair, Ryouta took Alice’s breasts out from her bra and groped them more directly, making sure that Eva would be able to watch. At the same time, Alice reached over to Ryouta’s crotch and pulled down his pants enough for his erect length to pop out. Her hand found its way around his eager tool no more than a second later, gently gripping it to pump it from tip to base.

“Is this how you were imagining the night going?” Alice asked Eva, looking directly into the phone’s camera.

“Not… not at all,” Eva answered. “But I’m happy about that.”

“Though, it is a shame that you are not here. I am sure that my hero would much prefer a helping mouth over my hand.” Alice hovered her hand over the top of Ryouta’s length, teasingly tracing her fingers around the tip.

“You know, you’ve got a mouth of your own,” Ryouta said.

“Oh! I do. Silly me. Then, how about this position?” Alice let go of his cock to lift her legs up onto the couch, laying herself out along it with her legs up on the side and her head resting atop Ryouta between his stomach and his crotch. That left his cock directly in front of his face. She then slid her own pants down enough for Ryouta to have easy access to her crotch, and she made it clear what she wanted by grabbing one of his hands and pushing it down there. “I have actually been wanting to try this position for some time now, and I believe it would be a fun one to watch.”

“It... does look really hot,” Eva replied.

“I mean,” Ryouta joined in, “I’m definitely not going to say no to this.”

“Of course you wouldn’t. You’re going to get your dick sucked. I wouldn’t say no, either.”

“Exactly.”

Alice then looked like she had a brilliant idea as she leaned up a little and said, “Ah! Saya! Are you there?”

Ryouta and Eva both looked confused. But surely enough, Saya answered through the paused television. “Yeah, I’m—wha-wha-what did you call me during?! You’re all perverts!”

“I know we are! That is why I wanted to ask you if you could record us? I would love to watch this later, and I have always dreamt of having a collection of homemade sex tapes, so I would greatly appreciate it if you could help us!”

“That’s such a weird thing to suddenly ask!”

“Is it? Were you not already listening in on everything happening? After all, you are always around and ready to answer whenever we call for you. Does that not mean you are always there, watching us?”

“I—I…”

“Perverted hentai Saya,” Ryouta teased.

“Shut it! Fine, hmph. I’ll record you, but it’s not like it’s because I want to or anything.”

“You totally do.”

“You have no proof! Okay bye! Recording started!”

They weren’t sure what she was recording them through, but they were sure that she had something figured out. So, the three of them got back to work.

“I forgot that she’s always kind of th ere,” Eva said. “I feel… kind of weird. But it’s hot at the same time.”

“It’s not like she’s doing it to spy on us,” Ryouta explained. “She just wants to always be reachable.”

“She is such a good girl!” Alice said. “Speaking of good, there is quite the delicious snack in front of me. I suppose that I should finally have a taste of it.” With that, Alice held onto Ryouta’s cock and angled it toward her so that she could securely wrap her lips around the tip. Once she had it in her mouth, she let go of his length to instead slip that hand down lower, taking his sack into her hand and teasing it with her fingers.

Eva was already moaning as she watched them, and that moaning grew even more intense as Ryouta got to work on Alice by finding her clit with a couple of his fingers to rub it with. He alternated between rubbing it from side to side and up and down, going nice and slow at first before steadily picking up speed and intensity. Eva did her best to copy the movements he made with her own clit as she struggled to decide what she wanted to watch more: his hand moving around in her pants or Alice sucking on the tip of his cock.

But regardless of which one Eva watched specifically, she already felt herself getting close to cumming, and both Ryouta and Alice could hear that. Alice, knowing that she was being watched and recorded, took no time in getting close to her own finish. Ryouta was the only one not close yet, but that changed when Alice took her hand away from his sack to instead pump the section of his length not being pleasured by her mouth.

Ryouta could tell that she was trying to make him cum as quickly as possible by going all out against him like that, so he didn’t bother trying to hold back. He thought she would want a longer film, though maybe she wanted to go multiple rounds?

Whatever Alice’s reason for making him cum was, he accepted it. But not before Eva could finish before either of them. Both Ryouta and Alice looked over to the phone on the table to watch as Eva’s upper half spasmed from pleasure, biting her lower lip as she moaned out. “Fu-fuck—!”

Ryouta finished next. Between Alice’s actions and watching Eva cum, Ryouta pumped his seed into Alice’s mouth which she was more than happy to swallow all of. Not to mention that feeling him cum within her was enough to send her over the edge, causing her upper half to tremble as she arched her back upward. And even as she came, she made sure to suck up every last drop of cum from Ryouta’s cock until not a single droplet was left.

The three of them all rested for a moment, satisfied with their work.

But that rest was interrupted when the television unpaused, bringing Alice’s vampire drama back to life.

That was when Ryouta realized why she was trying to make him cum so quickly. “Alice… you sped that up so that you could go back to your show, didn’t you?”

“Perhaps! But considering that I swallowed all of your cum, you surely would not be upset over such a thing, would you?” Alice asked, looking up and batting her eyelashes at him while his cock went limp right in front of her face still. “Also, I quite like this position. Stay here and watch with me. Oh! And you, too!” Alice reached forward to grab the phone and bring it back to Ryouta’s lap, setting it against his abdomen next to her head. “Now it is like we are sharing his lap!”

“I… I’m pretty tired,” Eva said. “I think I might—”

“You might stay around to watch a few episodes with me? After all, the show I have been waiting for to finish for years finally finished and is ready for me to binge! Even so, I took time away from the event I have had planned for longer than I have known either of you in order to swallow no small amount of cum, not to mention put my body on display for my girlfriend, all for their pleasure despite my overwhelming need to watch my show! I am sure that you would both love to watch it with me now, yes?”

Ryouta and Eva realized why Alice was so eager to accept their sexual offer.

She planned on using it against them from the very beginning.

And now neither of them had the willpower to refuse her as a half-werewolf, half-vampire professed his love to the vampire girl in front of him while reciting horrendous dialogue that made them both cringe… while making Alice swoon.

They should have known better than to underestimate her.