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The Travel to the North: Immortal's Tale
Chapter 057: I'd rather die than have a wife. (1)

Chapter 057: I'd rather die than have a wife. (1)

  The waves splashed, and I rushed out of the River of Floating Fragrance, holding the Fire Locust Wing high in my hand.

  Thunderous cheers erupted from all around me, looking at the saved heads, I was smug in my heart. If the three beauties were also in the crowd, how great it would be.

  Peanut was excited and ran over, yelling, "Big Brother Lin Fei, I knew you'd be good!"

  Peanut Skin, Peanut Shell and Big Tiger were all full of surprise, White Light stared straight at me, and suddenly sighed with a pause, "Alas, stupid people have stupid blessings." And quietly to peanut skin said, "Eyebrow Sect Liu Cui Yu seems to come alone, senior brother, let's think of a sinister trick to join forces to finish him off."

  After inspecting the Fire Locust Wings in my hand, Weituo had me stand with Liu Cuiyu and the gnome and loudly announced, "The three winners of this Puffing Fragrance Extravaganza have been decided!" Turning his head to us, he smiled, "Please report your own sects and names."

  The gnome was the first to say, "I, A Compass, come from the Southern Border of the Red Dust Sky."

  Weiduo and Liu Hedong both frowned, and He Ping spat out his tongue, "Boy, so Your Excellency is the A Compass who left the Devil's Shakra Heaven several decades ago and established the Ten Thousand Insects Villa along the Southern Border of the Red Dust Heaven."

  A Compass smiled grimly and did not reply. Liu Cui Yu proceeded to announce herself, immediately causing a sensation in the arena. The three Weiduo people solemnly congratulated him, speaking humbly and not daring to lose their manners.

  Liu Huo Dong laughed, "Old He ah, your daughter is really attractive, to the extent that even the experts of the Loxian Heaven have travelled all the way here."

  He Ping smiled faintly and said to me, "Where does this friend come from? Your puppet demon art makes it good."

  I was shocked in my heart, in the midst of such a chaotic fight outside the tower, this old guy was able to tell that I was manipulating the two puppet watermen, he did have a knack for it. After a slight contemplation, I said, "My name is Lin Fei, I come from the Weapon Armour Imperial Sect of the Luo Sheng Heaven."

  He Ping was stunned, a smile on his face, "Is that really so?"

  Bai Guangguang had long ago grabbed forward and shouted, "A thousand times true, he is the old man's nephew! He learnt less than half of my kung fu, not even close."

  Weituo was surprised and said, "Is this the White Sect Master of the Weapon Armour Royal School? I haven't seen you for many years, I didn't expect you to come to the Puffing Fragrance Festival."

  Bai Guangguang said: "Luo Sheng Tian stayed bored, come out to stroll." When his eyes touched Liu Cui Yu, he hurriedly moved away.

  He Ping pondered for a while and said with a smile, "Since the three of you have won the lottery, it's time for you to grab my son-in-law. I see that all of you are also tired, why don't you condescend to our guesthouse for a night's rest, and have a good match tomorrow."

  He Saihua pursed her lips and smiled, her watery eyes curiously sizing up the three of us. I hurriedly waved my hand, "I'm withdrawing from the competition! I just need to get the lottery, I don't want to get a wife!"

  The crowd was in an uproar, someone shouted, "He defeated Liu Cui Yu that day, I saw it with my own eyes at the restaurant!"

  There was another round of shock, the three masters stared at me incredulously, and He Ping coughed heavily, "Is it possible that Little Brother Lin thinks my daughter is ugly? Or do you think that the Upside Down School is too bad and doesn't match with your school?"

  This old guy, he's quite good at talking to squeeze the right people. I said greasily, "It's because I'm too ugly to match a flower in your family, so I'm ashamed of myself."

  "Nonsense!" Bai Guangguang interjected sharply, "Although you are nowhere near as majestic as the old man, you still have a few moments of my youthful elegance, and He Saihua is exactly the perfect match. Our Weapons and Armour Sect and the Upside Down Sect are even better matches, how can we refuse such a good match?" After a pause, he said to He Ping: "Actually, old man and He Saihua are more compatible, why don't I take over for him."

  He Ping was dumbfounded, "Sect Leader Bai is joking."

  Liu Huo Dong roared, "Lin Fei, since you participated in the Puffing Fragrance Event's Treasure Taking Recruitment, you have to start well and finish well. If you quit in the middle now, won't you embarrass Sect Leader He? It will even affect Sai Hua's reputation."

  Weituo also said, "Brother Lin, if everyone else was like you, the Puffing Fragrance Extravaganza would be in chaos. Without rules, you'd better rest before it's too late and prepare for tomorrow's competition."

  Holy shit, driving a duck onto a shelf, forcing a good man into prostitution! Seeing that there was no way to push back, I had an idea in my heart. As long as I intentionally lose tomorrow's competition, won't it be fine? Nodding my head, I finally agreed. As his eyes swept over, a complex look appeared on Liu Cui Yu's face.

  He Ping laughed out loud, ''Everyone, tomorrow my daughter will be inviting for marriage, please come and show your support. Next, let's all have some fun and enjoy the Puffing Fragrance Extravaganza to the fullest." With a clap of both palms, the sound of silk and bamboo was loud, countless large golden lotus flowers floated on the dusky river, their petals slowly opened, and in the heart of each flower there was a colourful maiden, dancing in full bloom.

  Immediately around the lively, along the riverbank, built a lot of theatre, people, demons in the above singing and dancing. Immediately after the rumbling sound of firecrackers, a fireworks rose up to the sky, colourful, in the sky in full bloom. Amidst the clamour of the crowd, our group quietly left and was taken to a mansion in the centre of the city.

  After the maid served a kind of strange tea steeped in white fluff, Weituo said, "The three of you who were able to capture the colours from the Soul Suppressing Tower are all wizards with profound magical powers, I wonder what your future plans are?"

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  Listening to his tone, he seemed to want to recruit us, I lazily said, "No plans, just muddle along as usual." Bai Guangguang immediately scolded: "No interest in the boy, think of the old man back in the day ......"

  Weituo laughed, "If the three of you are interested, we, the Vajra Secret Dao Sect, the Lion's Roar Secret Dao Sect, and the Upside Down Armoured Imperial Sect are all welcome to join you. Little brother Lin Fei, for example, although you come from the Weapon Armoured Imperial Sect, you can also take up the position of an envoy or protector in our sect. The salary is five thousand taels of silver per month, and at the end of the year, there is also a gift of exotic fruits and herbs that can enhance mana."

  It dawned on me that the Floating Fragrance Extravaganza was actually a means for the three sects to attract talent. No wonder they were able to stand in the fat treasure land of the Great Thousand Cities, because people with strong mana were all taken in, so naturally there would be no masters to go against them. Shaking my head, I said, "I like being uninhibited, I'm not interested in being some kind of offering." Wanting silver, Laozi's Chaos Armour Imperial Art is still at hand?

  Compass's eyes flickered and he didn't say a word. Liu Cui Yu said, "If I can conclude a good relationship with Miss Sai Hua, I will be satisfied."

  The three Sect Masters glanced at each other, and Liu Huo Dong said with some disappointment, "Old He is the most blessed in this Puffing Fragrance Fest, and the Upside Down A Imperial Faction will be able to add another expert to its ranks."

  He Ping heatedly smiled, "It is my daughter who is blessed."

  After exchanging pleasantries for a while, the three Sect Masters got up to say goodbye, and the maid led us into the resting rooms respectively. Just as the people left, Peanut Skin suddenly gave me a long bow, his face full of gratitude, "I have no eyes, but I can't see that Mr Lin is skilled. If it wasn't for Sect Leader He's words, I wouldn't have known that the great benefactor who performed the puppet demonic art at the Long Snake Channel and saved my granddaughter was right in front of me."

  I smiled cheekily, by now it was impossible to hide it. Peanut Pi added even more fuel to the fire, talking about me defeating Liu Cui Yu, and said proudly, "Brother Lin taught me the Armour Royal Art of blowing air and wind, so I can fly in the sky."

  Peanut Skin was so excited that his lips trembled: "Blowing wind? That's a lost flying art! Duke Lin, I really can't repay you for your great kindness to the old man's family. Peanut Fruit, quickly kowtow to Sir Lin!"

  I hurriedly pulled Peanut Fruit and said sincerely, "When old man let me take the boat and treated me to beaver meat soup, he didn't ask me to repay him. We're all so familiar, so don't be polite."

  Peanut Skin smiled with wrinkles stretching all over his face and asked me again about my origins, I only said that I had made a very powerful enemy, so I deliberately concealed my identity. Peanut Skin said with awe, "Your Excellency's enemy must be a supreme expert, I, Peanut Skin, although my magical power is average, but I will fight for my life to protect your Excellency."

  My heart is hot, white light light on the side of the hearing half a day, finally understand, eyebrows and smiles to pull me, said: "You skill is good well, actually defeated Liu Cui Yu. In fact, the old man to defeat him is not difficult, just do not want and his general understanding. You quickly kill Liu Cui Yu, we happily go back to Lusheng Heaven."

  Peanut Skin was just about to speak, I waved my hand and said, "This matter is wrapped up in me, it's just that for the battle tomorrow, I don't want to marry that woman He Saihua, so I will fraudulently lose to Liu Cuiyu."

  Bai Guang Guang's eyes glared, "Deliberately lose? Once Liu Cui Yu joins the Upside Down Sect, the Eyebrow Sect will have the Chaos Armour Royalty Sect backing them up, and we will die a horrible death then."

  Peanut Skin frowned, "Senior brother, Duke Lin is not a member of our Weapon Armour Royalty Faction, how can you force him to marry He Saihua?"

  I smiled faintly, "Actually, I'm considered a member of the Weaponry Armour Sect." In order not to cause any misunderstanding, I made up a bizarre story that I was lucky enough to learn the Weapon Armour Royal Art after seeing a corpse bone in a certain deep mountain with a number of secret manuals piled up beside it.

  Peanut Skin and Bai Guang Guang were so shocked that they could not speak, and after a long time, Bai Guang Guang said hatefully: ''That corpse must be a book thief! Good death, early death is good!"

  I said, "I will mime out the secrets of the Weaponry Armour Imperial Art and return it to Zhao in one piece."

  Bai Guangguang smiled from ear to ear and even praised me for being a teachable son. Peanut Skin's throat choked, "Your Excellency, how can you ask us to live up to this kindness."

  Peanut shell carefully looked at me half a day, said: "Hey, that day really you saved me?"

  I blinked: "It's true."

  Peanut shells a skimpy mouth: "Hmph, so you kid pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, don't expect me to be grateful to you. By the way, that He Saihua is barely passable, why don't you want her?"

  Peanut fruit interjected: "Big brother was dumped by a woman, a year was bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of well rope."

  I laughed and laughed, Peanut Skin said, "It's getting late, Mr Lin is tired for the day, let him have a good rest." Bai Guangguang still wanted to nag, but was forced out by Peanut Skin.

  After they left, I blew out the light, just lying on the bed for a while, the windowpane suddenly came "puh puh" a few taps, outside the window sounded a woman deliberately lowered the sound of a delicate cry: "surnamed Lin, come out!"