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The Travel to the North: Immortal's Tale
Chapter 047 - Shit Equals Treasure (1)

Chapter 047 - Shit Equals Treasure (1)

  In the sky, there was a thick and large cloud haze suspended in the sky, flowing with colours and shaped like various monsters. On each cloud haze, there stood a beautiful woman clad in colourful clothes with bare snow-white feet, dancing. A brightly coloured flower petal sprinkled down from the sky in a flurry, with a strong fragrance that hit the nose.

  Seeing so many beautiful women at once, my eyes were really a little too busy. The Lustful Sky, indeed living up to its name, has more beautiful women than ants. Their brightly coloured sashes hung down high from the clouds, thousands of feet long, all the way down to the top of their heads, gently fluttering. As long as you stand on tiptoe, you can touch them, and maybe even tug on their sashes to climb up and touch and kiss them.

  I looked further down, and at my feet were colourful, pale mountains stretching into the distance. There, a river shimmered like crystal, set in the overlapping forests and grasslands. Faintly, there was also the sound of charming and fragrant singing. A warm breeze blew by, as if it still carried a sweet flavour, and I couldn't help but take a deep breath and shout, "It's so beautiful!"

  "What are you fuming about?" The voice of the Moon Soul suddenly came from the middle finger of my left hand, and it rolled its little green eyes, "Suffering state ascension can only stay in the Lustful Heaven for one tea, so why don't you hurry up and find something useful!"

  One tea? Damn it, it's so short! I hurriedly collected my mind and searched for the treasure. The beauty in the air also has no time to study it, after all, the search for treasure first, the search for beauty second.

  At this time I am standing in a high mountain cliff top, surrounded by a variety of plants, some like a giant gourd, gourd mouth kept popping out a small red fruit, fell to the ground and disappeared. Some grew very densely, with hundreds of long, thick vines surrounding a dark green bulb, quivering like snakes. Others grew like beasts, with snowy claws sprouting from the edges of their petals, and would wave their claws and let out odd roars as they approached them ......

  I was so dazzled that I didn't know what to take for a moment. Anyway, more is better, so without saying a word, I rushed towards the flowers and plants with the momentum of a hungry tiger.

  "What are you doing?" Moon Soul asked in surprise.

  "Nonsense, of course I'm pulling them out and taking them all away."

  Moon Soul showed a snort, "Try it then."

  Could it be that there is a mystery in it? I hesitated for a moment, grabbed a nine-leafed, purple-flowered, red-fruited sesame grass in front of me, and gently pulled it out. Huh? I actually couldn't pull it up? My hand immediately added a few points of force, "Puff," the soil burst, a round carrot with the roots of the sesame grass jumped out together. The large carrot abruptly cracked open a slit, like a large cracked mouth, biting hard at me.

  Holy shit, not only are the flowers and plants here weird, they will also bite people! I was taken aback, and hurriedly let go of Sesame Grass and flashed to the side. Chi grass fell to the ground, together with the carrot melted into turquoise juice, slowly seeped into the ground, a moment later disappeared.

  I was surprised, "What's going on here?"

  Moon Soul said, "Taking treasures in the Lustful Heaven is not as easy as you think. Once you take the Lingzhi Qiqi grass, you must never let it touch the ground again after pulling it out, otherwise it will be melted by the earth's qi. And many treasures have guardians nearby, such as that big carrot that is connected to the roots of the Chi grass. Therefore one must not only be careful when fetching the treasure, but also be fast so as not to be attacked by the guardians. In addition, it is impossible to use any spells in the Lust Heaven."

  I exclaimed aloud, so I can't use spells yet. Moon Soul said indifferently, "Don't you know Phantom Dance? Phantom Dance is a supreme martial art, different from spells, and can be performed just as well in the Lustful Sky."

  My heart stirred and I said seemingly casually, "Moon Soul, you seem to know a lot of things. Could it be that you've been here before?"

  Moon Soul's mouth quirked, "There's no need to set me up, when the time comes, I'll naturally tell you. You'd better hurry up and hunt for treasure."

  I smiled sarcastically and aimed my gaze at a raised mountain rock on the left side, there was a thin slit in the middle of the rock, and a bowl-sized flower stuck out of the slit, snow-white in colour, with a clear fragrance. The most peculiar thing is that the heart of the white flower has been flowing nectar, dripping on the stone, immediately condensed into a thin frost, at a glance you know it is a rare thing.

  I cautiously walked over, my left hand darted out, grabbed the stem of the flower and violently pulled it out. At this very instant, a small blue-scaled two-headed snake drilled out of the stone crevice and pounced on me like lightning. At the same time, a cold nectar suddenly erupted from the centre of the white flower, shooting straight into my face!

  Letting out a soft cry, I performed the Charm Dance and leapt up, my body slightly bowing to avoid the fangs of the two-headed snake, while at the same time reaching out and throwing the white flower into mid-air to avoid the surge of juice. Afterwards, his body leaned back, his left foot accurately kicked the two-headed snake's seven inches, sending it flying, and then reached out his hand, easily catching the white flower that fell from the air.

  These few moves of the Phantom Dance were like flowing clouds and water, all in one go. Holding the white flower, I was very proud in my heart. Moon Soul, however, lazily sighed, "Alas, the Phantom Dance has been spoilt by you."

  "What do you know!" I glanced at it disdainfully, put the white flower into my arms, and lunged towards an octopus-like plant again, not waiting for me to get close, dozens of the plant's green tentacles abruptly wrapped around me, I made the Phantom Dance again, dazzlingly changing my dance in the air, avoiding a tentacle's interception, and reaching out to grab it, I pulled out the deep yellow fruit at the top of the plant.

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  The fruit was warm and cool in my hand, before I had time to look at it, it melted into juice in my hand, I froze and cast a questioning look at Moon Soul.

  Moon Soul hummed: ''I forgot to tell you, every time you ascend, you can only take one thing away from the Lustful Heaven, you can't take more. Unless you throw away that white flower just now, no matter what treasure you take again, it will melt in your hand when it arrives."

  "There's such bullshit reasoning? Why didn't you say so earlier?" I was dumbfounded, since I could only take one treasure, I had to pick the most valuable one. I pulled out the white flower and asked, "Is this flower useful?"

  Moon Soul said, "It's called the Frost Flower, it can cure heat poisoning, and it's nothing particularly precious. You can buy it for ten thousand taels of silver in Red Dust Heaven."

  Damn it, ten thousand taels of silver isn't considered precious? I curiously asked, "Then what is considered precious?"

  Moon Soul said, "None of the flowers and plants here are truly precious, time is running out, you'd better look elsewhere."

  I hurriedly cruised around, the other side of the mountaintop was shrouded in a sea of clouds, a white haze, nothing could be seen. Moon Soul said, "Go over and take a look."

  I said in disbelief, "What could be there?"

  Moon Soul hummed, "Most of the truly exotic treasures grow in hard-to-discover places, otherwise they would have been taken away by the ascended demons long ago, and it would still be your turn?"

  I walked over to the sea of clouds, gradually going deeper and deeper into the sea of clouds. Surrounded by white clouds, covering all the scenery, I walked carefully, because the line of sight was blocked by the clouds, a bad, foot stepped on the empty space, you have to fall off the cliff.

  Walked for a while, in front of the eyes opened up, the original has passed through the sea of clouds, the rugged extension of the mountain road in front, the two sides of the strange stone rows of empty, really have a different world.

  "Pa la la ......" a group of big golden birds fly out from the messy rock group, large size, long human face, call like a baby. They pulled down a pile of bird droppings and flew away again in a hurry.

  The trail was getting narrower and narrower, only an inch or so wide at its narrowest point. I walked a few steps further, a treacherous stone beam rose up and stretched out diagonally, below the stone beam was an abyss of ten thousand feet, colourful fog, a glance to the end. At the end of the stone beam was a craggy cliff, surrounded by tangled vines and forest trees, deeply rooted in the rugged cliff crevices. In the centre of the crag, there was a dark cave that was covered by grass and trees covering most of the cave entrance.

  Moon Soul said, "You go there and take a look."

  I leapt onto the stone beam and quickly scurried towards the opposite side of the crag, when a strange beast slowly crawled out of the cave, with a bull's head and turtle's body, its eyes crimson, and lazily barked a few times at the sky. Then lying on its back and not moving, its short tail covered with scales bucked as if it was taking a shit.

  "Quickly get down and don't talk." Moon Soul suddenly eyed a different colour, I very sensible to do as I was told, this kid obviously came to the Lustful Sky, so for the time being, I have to do as it says.

  "Whoosh" sound, from the abyss below, suddenly jumped up a pale white-clothed child, climbed up the cliff, straight towards the monster. The latter did not move, the child put his hand to the bottom of the beast, pulled out a white bead, put into his pocket, and jumped down into the abyss.

  I looked puzzled, and was about to ask the Moon Soul, when another old man with a red face and red robe jumped up under the abyss, walked towards the monster, touched a red bead from under its buttocks, and then leaped down into the abyss. Because I was lying on the stone beam, the child and the old man did not find me.

  Moon Soul suddenly said, ''Quick! Throw away the Frost Flower and go pull out the monster's arse! Be quick!"

  Holy shit! It's too disgusting to do that, isn't it? I couldn't think too much about it, and endured the pain of throwing away the Frost Flower worth 10,000 taels of silver, and violently scurried out, pouncing at the monster in a hurry. The monster is always lazily lying in front of the hole, no reaction, my right hand lightning-like touch to its buttocks, a round bead is rolling out from the arsehole, I grabbed it to see, it is a turquoise bead, crystal clear, with a hint of residual heat. Day his grandmother, this bead is really a monster pulled out of the shit!

  The green shadow shook, the stone beam suddenly appeared a beautiful woman wearing a green dress, the posture is enchanting, snow white breasts half naked, turquoise eyes staring at the beads in my hand.

  My heart moved, I reckon that this woman and the child, the old man, are the same, are here to pull out the beads, I did not expect to be my first.

  The beautiful woman smiled at me, "This gentleman, what are you holding in your hand?"

  I playfully said, "This is my family heirloom."

  The beautiful woman caressed her chest with her hand and snapped, "Gongzi is really good at joking, this is clearly a slave's thing. You give it back to me, the slave is willing to exchange everything for it." Throwing a wink, the fragrant shoulders shook and the green skirt slowly fell off.

  My mouth was dry and hot blood rushed to my head. Day his grandmother, this woman said to take off enough cool. Beauty twisted willow waist, step by step towards me, snow white thighs between the grass, full of temptation. I was sweating on my forehead for a moment, not knowing what to do.

  "Boom!" There was a loud bang in my head, and the scene in front of me abruptly disappeared. I spun and flew, my surroundings became pitch black, and in the depths of the darkness, a door slowly opened up to me with a great deal of light.