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The Travel to the North: Immortal's Tale
Chapter 008: Laughing While Crying (Ⅱ)

Chapter 008: Laughing While Crying (Ⅱ)

The branches and leaves trembled in the wind, and in the gaps of the shade, a hint of the sky's green color seeped out, as if it was going to drip down with the memories of sixteen years. Hat Danmei stretched and curled up her long legs, "So pointless."

  I climbed up in a single bound and said loudly, "To be alive, of course it's interesting! Isn't it just that no man can touch you? What's the big deal? You watch, I'm partial to touching you!"

  Bare claws probed out and pinched Hat Dan Mei's plump thigh.

  It hurts! I grimaced and busily retracted my claws. Luckily, it wasn't burnt, I didn't expect that even my infinitely powerful Dragon Butterfly Claw couldn't touch Hat Dan Mei. Her skin, it was as if it was filled with red-hot sharp needles.

  Damn it, such a sexy thing, but with thorns. I'm curious, what kind of curse is it? Is it natural, or is it man-made? Hat Danmei is really unlucky, it's like a stone girl.

  Hat Dan Mei laughed back and forth: "Oh yo, no wonder you are so bold, the original refining red claws ah. When the dragon butterfly refinement has seven sharp claws, can make the wind and clouds change color, but can not touch me a bit. With you, can you do it?"

  I said with a stiff upper lip, "Didn't Laozi touch it?"

  She looked at me, and in her turquoise eyes, a hint of sneer flashed. She seemed to be mocking me, "Do you have the ability? I've long since seen through you, your whole life, that's all you've got."

  I suddenly felt a surge of hot blood rush straight to my head, glaring at Hat Dan Mei, I gritted my teeth and screamed furiously, "I, Lin Fei, swear to the heavens that one day, I'll touch your entire body from the inside out!" Caught in the whistling hot wind, my bare claws snapped out, striking a small pit in the ground.

  Reddish flames abruptly sprang out of the tip of the claw, blazing. I was dumbfounded, my red claws were even able to breathe fire? Did not have time to think carefully, I suddenly abdominal pain like strangulation, do not wait for Hat Dan Mei to speak, head also do not return to run.

  "Where to go?"

  "I'm going to take a shit, do you want to chip in?" I covered my stomach, ran all the way, drilled behind a big tree, and hastily unbuckled my pants. Day his grandmother, just ate so many berries, now I have diarrhea.

  Through the shadow of the tree, Hat Danmei seems to be still standing in the same place in a daze, I guess, she must have been shocked by my valiant behavior just now.

  After I finished pooping, my body was relaxed, I was bored and turned around, there were so many fruits piled up on the ground, I couldn't eat them so I had to rot, it was too bad. I dug up a lot of clay, mixed it with water, pinched it into the shape of a wine jar, and baked it over the fire. When the clay jar formed and hardened, I peeled and cored the sweet berries, crushed them, and put them in one by one, finally sealing the jar with wet clay.

  Hat Danmei asked in confusion, "Little pervert, what are you doing?"

  I squinted at her, "Brewing wine!"

  "What is wine?"

  Holy shit, is she an idiot or pretending to be one? Doesn't even know about wine? I moved the earthen jar to a shady and ventilated place by the lake and covered it with a tree branch. Hai Ji, who had been standing still, also cast a curious gaze.

  Hat Dan Mei twisted her waist and whined, "Good Lin Fei, tell me, what exactly is wine?"

  I was energized, you guys also have to ask Laozi for advice ah. But the beauty of your attitude is modest, children can be taught. Clearing my throat, I proudly said: "Wine, is a kind of drinking thing, legend has it that it was invented by Du Kang in ancient times. Drink up, warm, drunken, very cool. However, wine is also a culture, often used in rituals and celebrations. Alas, you won't understand even if you say more, but anyway, drinking some wine, invigorates the blood and soothes the tendons. Aphrodisiacs nourish yin."

  Seeing Hat Dan Mei seem to understand, I was happy in my heart, so there is no wine in the northern realm, people here can be really stupid.

  "No stealing drinks ah." I said smugly, to be honest, I don't know how to make wine either, I'm just trying it out.

  The fresh scent hit me, Lemon Zhen floated closer, faintly: "In the future, when we bathe, you're not allowed to come close, understand?"

  I followed her example, raising my head, eyes looking at the sky: "In the future, when Lao Zi bathes, you are also not allowed to come close, understand? Now I'm going to take a bath."

  I turned around and undressed while slowly going under the water. I think Gan Lime Zhen's face must look very good at this moment.

  This lake is very big, half a day can't even finish swimming in a circle, I found a cave at the bottom of the lake, swam in to take a look, inside was none other than Dragon Butterfly's crystal palace, the stone pillars collapsed, full of ruins.

  The past life, as if wandering between the broken walls, I feel very familiar, but I can't remember.

  The Dragon Butterfly of my past life was the reigning Demon King, but in this life, I am just a punk. Could it be that in this life, I can only be looked down upon? Am I really willing to do that? For the first time in my life, I am seriously thinking about my future.

  Behind the rocks, a colorful water snake scurried out, opened its blue fangs and pounced on me.

  I poked out my red claws and grabbed it like lightning. Fortunately, if I hadn't practiced my red claws, I would have died. Day his grandmother, you this kind of small character also dare to bully my hall demon king. My heart was on fire, and I crushed the water snake to pieces. Today's lunch is snake soup.

  I was about to swim ashore and have a good meal, I suddenly remembered the strange phenomenon of the red claws spitting fire, and my heart moved, and my red claws fired, trying to recreate the scene of spitting fire.

  Tried half a day, exhausted, red claws even half a spark did not come out. I just want to give up, on second thought, if even this I can't do, what to talk about touching the whole body of Hat Danmei's lofty ideals? I fixed my mind, moved my muscles and bones, relaxing my emotions a little.

  Intentionally guarding my eyebrows, my mind was as clear as a lake.

  I gazed at the Red Claw, a color redder than blood, vivid as if it was waking up from a sleep.

  The meridians in my body trembled, and the red claw was connected to my essence and blood. For the first time, I felt that it was me, and I was it.

  It was as if it had accompanied me a long time ago, and had always accompanied me, inseparable.

  I slowly raised my red claw.

  I thought I heard it roar with excitement.

  You must have been lonely for so many years.

  You must have been waiting for me too.

  Waiting for me to lift you.

  Waiting for me to wake you up.

  Waiting for me to accompany you to rebuke you!

  Me! Roar to the sky!

  Sixteen years of teenage past turned into an unwilling roar! My blood is hot! My anger is wild! I am! It's the Dragon Butterfly Demon King of the Northern Realm!

  The red claws whistled and grabbed out.

  The lake water oscillated forward with five stern waves of air, crimson flames, erupting and shooting, blooming in the water like a radiant firework.

  The flames were not extinguished by the water, but became more brilliant!

  I let out a loud laugh, if Gan Lemon really hits me with flower petals again, I will use my red claws and burn the petals to ashes. It's best to burn her dao robe along with it. Hehehe, I wonder what it looks like when Gan Lime Zhen strips naked?

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  Floating ashore, I had a beautiful meal of snake soup. For the next few days, besides going down to the lake to hunt for fish and shrimp, I practiced my Red Claw hard. Sometimes I was so tired that I wanted to give up, but I gritted my teeth and held on. The flame spewed out by the Red Claw gradually increased, and in the end, as long as the mind moved, it could spew out a small ball of blazing fire.

  "What's the point of practicing the Dragon Butterfly Claw?" Hat Dan Mei sat beside me and lazily said, "You've never been able to escape the heavenly calamity."

  I spewed out flames from my bare claws, flipping and roasting a spiny fish while saying, "I'm not a Dragon Butterfly, just because it can't escape the Heavenly Tribulation doesn't mean I can't."

  Hat Dan Mei ate and laughed, "What a big mouth, I'll wait and see then. However, if you die early, the three of us will be relieved."

  "Don't worry, before I've played you, old me won't die that easily." I didn't have the heart to say, crushing a few large yellow cake fruits into powder and finely sprinkling them on the fish's body. Although the big cake fruits were salty and astringent, after drying them in the sun, they could be used as a seasoning and used like salt. These days, I've figured out the flavor and properties of every fruit in the woods. After the fish was roasted, I picked up another purple berry, squeezed out a few drops of the sweet and sour juice, and smeared it on the golden fish to remove the fishy odor.

  Hat Dan Mei stuck out her long, soft tongue and gently slid it, "It seems delicious."

  Beauty your fragrant tongue must taste better. I thought in my heart, and said with my mouth, "Nonsense, in the past in Luoyang, Laozi made the top of the line called chicken, and all the wild dogs three miles away would be lured over by the aroma. How about it? Taste some?"

  Hat Dan Mei shook her head, "I'm a vegetarian."

  "Oh, anyway, you can't be touched by men, so you're a nun, it's right to be vegetarian."

  "Not at all, it is said that vegetarianism can reduce the harm during the heavenly calamity."

  I exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? Really or not?"

  Hat Dan Mei said, "Look at Gan Lime Zhen and Hai Ji, which one of them is a meat eater? Don't blame me for not reminding you earlier, anyway, with this amount of demonic power, even if you keep eating vegetarian, you won't be able to avoid the Heavenly Tribulation."

  I froze for a moment and hurriedly asked, "Will Gan Lemon Zhen, Hai Ji and you also encounter heavenly tribulation?"

  Hat Dan Mei nodded, "Cultivating humans have a minor apocalypse once every twenty years, a heavenly apocalypse once every two hundred years, and a metaphysical apocalypse once every two thousand years."

  I laughed and gloated, "Haha, it turns out that you guys are also going to suffer a calamity, not much better than me. What to eat vegetarian and meat, I want to eat fish and meat every day, but also live longer than you!"

  The sky suddenly darkened, dark clouds, "Boom" a thunder, pouring rain, pouring down. I hastily grabbed the spiny fish and scurried into a wooden house by the lake.

  This cabin, I cut down the trees built, very simple, with boulders piled up into a bed, bark rolled into thin rope, and then woven into a straw mat and quilt, more than a dozen clay burnt clay pots piled up in the corner, full of my brewed fruit wine. Strings of colorful sun-dried fruits hang under the eaves of the house.

  Hatanmei followed me in, and now she seemed to have turned into my follower. I stared hard at Hat Danmei's rounded and high arched buttocks, but unfortunately, it is not good enough to eat.

  The rain was so dense that a white mist rose from the lake. The snow lotus petals automatically closed, wrapping Gan Lemon Zhen, as if melting in the blanket of smoke and water. Hai Ji stood on the shore, motionless, her whole body dripping with water. The rain hit three feet above her head, as if it was blocked by an invisible giant umbrella, no longer able to fall.

  "Holy shit, Hai Ji is so awesome!" I said enviously, "Is this that some kind of Armor Royal Art?"

  Hat Dan Mei hummed, "Hai Ji's Armor Royal Art has an orthodox origin, and she's the Chief Female Martial God of the Pulse Meridian Sea Palace, so of course she has two tricks up her sleeve."

  I heard Hat Dan Mei say that the Pulse Meridian Sea Palace was a famous armor imperial art sect in the Northern Realm, very powerful. I just didn't expect that Hai Ji would be the female Martial God there.

  "But when she meets me, she won't be able to earn any bargains." Seeing the look in my eyes, Hat Dan Mei said with some jealousy.

  "I believe in you, beauty." I squeezed my eyes at her, it seems that my three beautiful bodyguards, whichever one of them, are all big characters that can shake the Northern Realm with a stomp of their feet!

  As the rain poured down and the sky was white, I held out the earthen pot, slapped open the clay seal, and took a big gulp of wine while nibbling on the spiny fish. It was a great pleasure to eat and drink in the bad weather, hiding in the house, with the company of a great beauty.

  The fragrance of fragrant wine drifted all over the house. Hat Dan Mei finally couldn't help herself and snatched my wine jar, sniffed it, and carefully licked a mouthful.

  I smiled cheekily, "How does it taste?"

  She looked at me, violently raised the wine jar, tilted her head back, and gulped down a huge cow drink. The wine ran down her long neck, rolling and glistening in her deep cleavage.

  I picked up another can of wine and drank with her.

  Drinking from noon to night, the two of them got so drunk that a dozen cans rolled across the floor.

  "Good drink, I, want to drink more." Hat Dan Mei's face was bright red, her eyes were swirling, and her tongue was in knots.

  I burped and put down the empty wine jar, "You're drunk, beauty."

  Hat Dan Mei cackled and laughed chaotically, "I'm not a beauty, I'm a beautiful demon, I'm a demon just like you."

  I waved my hand, the Hat Dan Mei in front of me seemed to be shaking, "Alright, beauty demon, you, tell me, tell me how you were cursed? Old me wants to hear it!"

  "It was an eccentric man. I ...... don't know who he is." Hatanmei licked the rim of the wine can and yelled drunkenly, "He wanted me, and when I wouldn't let him, he put a curse on me. Oh, damn the curse, damn the man! Where's the wine? I want more!"

  I slapped my chest so hard it thumped, "Don't worry, I'll accompany you to him. Let's go kill him and lift the curse for you! I'm here, don't worry! Tomorrow, Laozi will go kill him!"

  Hat Dan Mei nodded desperately, "Okay, let's go kill him!" With a flop, she fell down on the stone bed, and her snores were deafening.

  Geez, isn't it true that the bigger the chest, the louder the purr? I stumbled to my feet, "Day him, his grandmother, how do you sleep in my bed! You ......" words did not finish, legs soft, head drunk on the ground.

  Outside the window, the night rain cold, dense hit the roof, crackling. Inside the house is dim, I lie quietly on the floor, listening to the rain, listening to Hat Dan Mei loud and clear purr.

  I suddenly smiled.

  The house was small and humble.

  But it was warm.

  Because there were two people.