It's my first cliffhanger... It would be a shame if it lasted only one day. Thats why, today's chapter is about Colm.

Colm was summoned in the middle of a forest... 500 meters above ground.

He fell into a bush containing a powerful poison and passed out.

When he woke, he was tied to a stake.

There were banana-like creatures dancing in circles around him and a fire at his feet. And he was naked. And the bananas were chanting something about an american breakfast.

Colm got pissed. Pulling the sword akubaba from his infinite storage, he cut down the rope... and fell into the fire

"itetete... Didn't think that through..."

Then he proceeded to massacre the bananas.

"I-I-I'm the c-c-c-chief of the banana tribe. We are a peaceful tribe that never attacks anyone, pbjt"

"Alright... You tried to cook me... You will die! Also, why pbjt? At least use desu or something..."

"Pbjt stands for 'Its peanut butter jelly time' but I got tired of repeatedly saying it... So after 3 years, I decided to shorten it."

"WHY? Why that american breakfast? and WHY did you wait three goddamn years?!!! Anyway, die."

Saying this, he promptly killed the banana. And ate it. Cause he was hungry.

"Tastes like banana"

Cause it is one... what'd you expect.

He took clothes out of his storage and started walking out of the forest. At a distance...

"I got a photograph magic scroll for my birthday!"

"Show me too. Here take a photo of me"

"I will... but first, let me take a selfie."

Colm then cut down the two children

"I bloody hate selfies!"

He reached a town. someone tried to pickpocket him. He ended up tied upside down to a tree.

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"Oi, you... you're carrying a pretty good sword. Gimmie."

They were beat up.

"You bastard! Our Darwulsifivbriglanding can will destroy you!"

Colm smiled.

"Oi bastard... Stop smiling like that..."

"Your base."

"Eh?"

"Take me to your base"

"Trying to act like a hero won't get you anywhere! You'll die. Even you can't take the clan alone."

"I don't want to destroy the clan... I want it for myself"

After three hours...

"Damn... Who are you?"(Clan boss)

"There's a guy I want killed. And I need manpower.

If (you give me manpower)

{

cout<<"you live"

}

Else

{

cout<<"You die"

}

Do you understand?"(Colm)

All rival gangs in the vicinity were given the same choices.

All of them chose to join.

Over 125,000 thieves from all over the country had been organized into a strict hierarchy within three days

Within five more days, 17 villages and three towns were ransacked.

All these towns had at least one branch of Toa's various businesses.

"I'll kill him. I don't wanna talk to that old furt(fart) ever again."

Three of the kingdom's national treasures were stolen.

Several nobility and a prince was killed.

Common folk trembled in fear of thieves that possessed a never before seen power.

Therefore, a new legend began...

Joshua Colm, King of Thieves

A Legendary badass: GET!

The chapter's slightly short, but I ran out of things to write, and since most of my chapters are written almost at midnight, I shall lay it off today and go to bed. I'm sleepy.