Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-naaa, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, naaa!

Na, na-na, not yours!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-naaa, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, naaa!

Na, na-na, not yours!

(I guess)

You think that if you follow me around then I’ll give in to you.

I probably should tell you straight, I’m really not that into you.

The way you chase me everywhere is gettin’ kinda scary, so

I’m here to send the message to you clearly and in stereo.

You must see how I look and think that I’m a perfect angel ‘cause

you didn’t seem concerned that when I’m mad, I’m really dangerous!

You wanna be the guy for me? Oh man, you must be joking.

If I feel your fingers on my dress again, they’ll wind up broken.

I know that you want me, boy, I understand!

But I’m gonna have to ask you, boy, to watch your hands!

You should know by now that isn’t so polite to do.

Keep your fingers off of things that don’t belong to you.

Boy, I never really liked you that much!

Not yours! Don’t touch!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-naaa, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, naaa!

Na, na-na, not yours!

It’s time to set the record straight and maybe I’ll get through to you,

‘cause it’s painfully obvious you don’t know who you’re talking to.

You think that you’ll just show up at my club and get my kisses,

but you’re just the type of guy who tries to hit the floor and misses.

I honestly can say I’ve never met someone more lame than you.

It’s pretty sad when Super Mario has way more game than you!

I think that you should take a beat. Examine your priorities.

Go buy a bigger TV if you’re trying to see more of me!

I know that you want me, boy, I understand!

But I’m gonna have to ask you, boy, to watch your hands!

You should know by now that isn’t so polite to do.

Keep your fingers off of things that don’t belong to you.

No, she never really liked you that much!

Not yours! Don’t touch!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

I understand your thinking, dude, you’re digging my aesthetic,

but your problem is, your vibe is coming off as just pathetic.

Yeah, don’t think that I don't know you're trying, boy, but you're not able.

I’m too hot for you to handle. Should’ve read the warning label.

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The fact you even think you’re in my league is just adorable.

I’ve seen you at your best, and boy, your best is freaking horrible!

So, think about the way you act and maybe re-evaluate.

You can’t get with me for a second, let alone a second date!

I know that you want me, boy, I understand!

But I’m gonna have to ask you, boy, to watch your hands!

You should know by now that isn’t so polite to do.

Keep your fingers off of things that don’t belong to you.

Yeah, nobody really likes you that much!

Not yours! Don’t touch!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na

Na, na-na, not yours!

You thought that if you spread some lies, I'd play your little scene?

Well, you’re in my castle now, and on this stage, all hail the queen!

Hey, are you okay? You’re looking like your confidence is laggin’.

Guess that’s the price you pay when losers try to dance with Dragons!

Dude, I don’t know what went through your head, “She’s hot, I’m gonna date her?”

Boy, my RISE was meteoric. Now I’ll leave you in a crater.

Your lines are tired and laughable. “I’m burning with desire?”

Boy, you're talking to a Phoenix girl, and I was born in fire!

I see you tryin’ to sneak away. I see you mouthing curses.

But you’re not going anywhere. We’ve still got two more verses!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

You think that this is bad, just wait, ‘cause here’s something for you to know:

as soon as I get down from here, I’m heading to the studio.

I’m gonna drop a master of this crazy bangin’ track I wrote,

and tell ‘em how I came up here and crammed it down some loser’s throat.

And once it’s on that record, no one ever will forget it.

I’d sign your copy for you, if you weren’t too broke to get it.

You could have just accepted no, and moved on to some other chick,

but now? Your gravestone’s gonna say, “here lies that jerk that Ranko ditched.”

I know that you want me, boy, I understand!

But I’m gonna have to ask you, boy, to watch your hands!

You should know by now that isn’t so polite to do,

and it’s time you realized I don’t belong to you!

No one’s ever gonna like you that much!

Not yours! Don’t touch!

I’ve wasted enough time on you. I’ll say this in conclusion:

I think it's probably time for you to give up this delusion.

Whoever winds up next to me is gonna treat me properly,

but you think just ‘cause you’re a guy, I’m gonna be your property.

I know you wanna notch your belt and tell the boys I dated you,

but didn't think to ask me first, so I humiliated you.

I’m with someone who’s good for me and treats me like an equal.

She told you once, now back off, boy, or I’ll go write the sequel!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, nuh-uh!

Na, na-na, na!

Na, na-na, not yours!

Dude, she’s never gonna like you that much!

Not yours! Don’t touch!