I see you sneakin’ ‘round the joint, so we’re all on the same page

I’ve got a damn good vantage point from up here on the stage!

I see you over there making those eyes and talkin’ smooth,

thinking that you might go ahead and try to make a move

I’ll spare you from my laughter, offer you a course correction -

you ain’t gettin’ what you’re after, but you still might want protection!

Guess you think I might ignore you trying to steal my baby’s heart,

but I’ve never lost a fight before! I’m not about to start!

Thought you had a shot, but you ain’t ever gonna get it!

Move your ass along, or bitch, you’re gonna regret it!

I’ve got a nasty streak in me when it comes to the fellas,

And I promise you, you’ll see it if you go and make me jealous!

You can try until you die but you’ll just never be this fine

That’s why the one you want

The one you want

The one you want

That’s why the one you wanna be beside is mine!

I know I’ve been gone too much, but now I’m putting up resistance.

That’s not yours, so don’t you touch it! Go ahead and keep your distance.

Sorry, but access denied; afraid this area’s restricted.

Should’ve asked before you tried, because I promise you, I’ve licked it.

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I really think it’s kinda funny, and I don’t know what compels you

to try and beat somebody that the gods all touch themselves to!

I’m turning up the heat with every single sultry kiss.

Do you think you can compete against a girl who looks like this?

Thought you had a shot, but you ain’t ever gonna get it!

Move your ass along, or bitch, you’re gonna regret it!

I’ve got a nasty streak in me when it comes to the fellas,

And I promise you, you’ll see it if you go and make me jealous!

You can try until you die but you’ll just never be this fine

That’s why the one you want

The one you want

The one you want

That’s why the one you wanna be beside is mine!

I think the party’s over, honey, time for me to write your epitaph.

When’s the last time anybody ever asked you for your autograph?

You might be smart, but damn it, you can’t do the things that I can:

takin’ over half the planet with my mother fucking rock band!

Yeah, when I make the speakers thump, I got, like, twenty thousand cheering.

I’ve been telling you for months, but yo, you must be hard of hearing!

Yeah, when I’m singin’, when I’m rappin’, I’m explosive ecstasy.

Go ask Saburo what happens when somebody fucks with me!

My sweat is turnin’ into mist because my rage is gettin’ hotter.

You don’t wanna be the one who pissed off Hana Takahashi’s daughter!

You wanna be a friend, that’s cool; there’s boundaries expected.

Try to play me for a fool, you’ll find yourself getting dissected!

It’s prob’ly for the best that you give up this thing and quit.

I catch you sneaking in the Viper’s nest? Your throat is getting bit.

So I’m gonna warn you one last time; back off and let it be,

or there’ll be no one you can hide behind to save your ass from me!

Thought you had a shot, but you ain’t ever gonna get it!

Move your ass along, or bitch, you’re gonna regret it!

I’ve got a nasty streak in me when it comes to the fellas,

And I promise you, you’ll see it if you go and make me jealous!

You can try until you die but you’ll just never be this fine

That’s why the one you want

The one you want

The one you want

That’s why the one you wanna be beside is mine!