After the last time, you thought that I was done with you?

Thing about it is, I’m having way too damn much fun with you!

Everyone relaxed, thought I was making my exit,

but now I’m back like a jump scare, when nobody expects it!

Come on, did you really think I’d walk away from my band

when everything I ever wanted’s in the palm of my hand?

Thought I pushed it to the limit, but there’s just no chance

I'm gonna go another minute without making you dance!

People drop from hot flashes when the Phoenix starts to sing,

But baby, rising from the ashes? That’s kinda my thing!

Don’t change the channel! Don’t touch the dial!

I’ve decided that I’m gonna stick around for a while!

Don’t jiggle the antenna or adjust your set.

Though I’m the best you’ve ever seen, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Gonna make you hit the ceiling when you hit the floor.

We are Ranko and the Dragons, and we’re back for more!

Oooh, yeah, watch your back!

Oooh, yeah, babe, Ranko’s back!

After sneaking, after freaking, after flying and rising,

that we’d drop a second record shouldn’t really be surprising.

Should’ve known that it was coming, though you didn’t know when.

Nobody else could do it better, so we did it again!

I can’t keep following directions and behaving like a lady, though.

Instead you get the resurrection of the demon in your radio.

You might think nothing much of me, but best not judge.

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I’m still not yours, but if you’re nice, I’ll let ya touch.

Don’t change the channel! Don’t touch the dial!

I’ve decided that I’m gonna stick around for a while!

Don’t jiggle the antenna or adjust your set.

Yeah, she’s the best you’ve ever seen, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Gonna make you hit the ceiling when you hit the floor.

We are Ranko and the Dragons, and we’re back for more!

I can’t be silenced and I can’t be sanitized!

Started in the Phoenix, and now every club’s been franchised.

The haters might have tried it, but there’s just no stopping me

taking over every dance floor like it’s Monopoly.

And now that I’ve got everybody out of their seats,

I’m droppin’ houses on ‘em like the Wicked Witch of the Beats!

So I hate to disappoint the folks who hoped we departed,

but they’d better get comfy, ‘cause we’re just getting started!

Started off small, and we exploded like Chernobyl.

Big in Japan, but now this band is going global!

You thought I’d be content to make my rent and stay home,

but now I’m gunnin’ for London, and Paris, and Rome.

People talk about “Ranko? She only plays in bars.”

Give me a rocket and I’ll rock it all the way to freakin’ Mars!

We’re inviting everyone in every club in every nation,

‘cause if we didn’t, well, it wouldn’t be world domination!

Don’t change the channel! Don’t touch the dial!

I’ve decided that I’m gonna stick around for a while!

Don’t jiggle the antenna or adjust your set.

Though I’m the best you’ve ever seen, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Gonna make you hit the ceiling when you hit the floor.

We are Ranko and the Dragons, and we’re back for more!

So when they’re linin’ up around the club and record store,

It’s cause we’re Ranko and the Dragons, and we’re back for more!