The Tenets of Ghondish the goat god of eating stuff

Oh, of these five tenets, all my followers shall hold true;

Always have food and drink available; you never know when one will need sustenance.

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All prey is holy; do not make them suffer.

Provide for the crops and animals; so they may provide for you.

Offer food to strangers; and receive my blessings in return.

Eat, drink and make merry; for tomorrow we may be hunted.

Translated by Grug the Shepherd, first cleric of Ghondish (that f-ing talking goat, why won't he let me sleep?)