Abridged Kirito and abridged Asuna are summoned to melromark to be the sword hero and 'spear' hero. They are not amused. Shenanigans ensue. Our favorite sass-lass and our insecurity-hiding badass-by-accident to mess up shield hero's world at first by accident, and then on purpose with sheer spite and absolute insanity as things go way too far, way too fast. You cool with that? Well, they don't care, so be cool with that or Asuna will do violent things to your intestines using her rapier... Which in fact, despite the world's assertions, we all agree is NOT A SPEAR! --- You can check out my character trailers on my youtube channel. I made them with 6 hours of hard work involving generative AI and several plugins Yui trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlxotqfGmW0 Kirito trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY_yaTTERkE Asuna trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6-MednCcuI Arc 2: It turns out, Conquering one world Isn't enough! Watch as a family of people who, while chaotic good, really stretch the chaotic part while moving on to conquer every single piece of their local multiverse cluster! What did you expect? Did you really think Yui would be satisfied with only one world and only one world? Only one set of stolen divinities? Let me tell you, this family wants, and will have, it all. OR ELSE! Things to expect: A former AI turned divine being who gasl- I mean encourages her just as powerful parents to steal worlds by yanking them from orbit and proceeding to convince reality that everything is fine! Backstories that are sad and really messed up! Worlds that are sad and really messed up! (Until Kirito gets ahold of them and turns them into even more messed up by going full iron-fist-velvet-glove authoritarian dictator on them. That making it better is actually half the comedy/Tragedy/WTF of this story!) Shenanigans! Chaos! A very floofy eldritch being showing up from time to time when you least expect it! Prepare for don fluffles... This story is not to be taken seriously. It asks the question, what if this happened and it is taken to its logical extreme... Then the question itself is set on fire and screams in terror as Kirito laughs maniacally.