5000 Years Ago, 100 A.W.E., Delhi, India
Red stood in the middle of a bustling marketplace, his frustration palpable as he spoke on the phone.
**RED:** Why the hell did I get stuck coming to this country? Why couldn't you send Light, Blue, A, or someone else?
**S:** Well, don't you remember? Asia is your area.
**RED:** But why the hell am I here in the first place?
**S:** You're here to wipe out all the gangs and anyone who opposes us and take over the entire country.
**RED:** This sucks! I'm stuck here doing some boring job for you guys.
**S:** Well, I guess it sucks to be you. Good thing I'm not in your shoes.
**RED:** Screw you, S! And where the hell is my ride?
Just then, a car appeared in the bazaar, stopping right in front of Red. A man named Siddharth was behind the wheel.
**SIDDHARTH:** Sorry, sir! I was late.
**RED:** So, you're my driver?
**SIDDHARTH:** Yes, sir! Please get into the car.
Red climbed into the backseat.
**SIDDHARTH:** Where would you like to go, sir?
**RED:** मुझे ऐसी जगह ले चलो जहाँ खाने को खाना, पीने को शराब और लड़कियाँ हों. (Take me to a place that has food to eat, alcohol to drink, and women.)
**SIDDHARTH:** What, sir?
**RED:** Don't you understand Hindi?
**SIDDHARTH:** Yes, I do, sir, but—
**RED:** But what? Can you take me to a place like that or not?
**SIDDHARTH:** Sir, there's one place we can go.
**RED:** And where is that?
**SIDDHARTH:** Tonight, there's a huge competition, and there will be food, alcohol, and women there.
**RED:** How huge are we talking about?
**SIDDHARTH:** Huge enough.
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**RED:** Let's go then.
That night, the King of Kings, Red, met someone who would change his life forever.
At the competition, Red enjoyed himself, surrounded by drinks, food, and beautiful women. He watched the event unfold.
**SIDDHARTH:** How do you like it, sir?
**RED:** It's great! How the hell did you manage to get us here in the first place?
**SIDDHARTH:** Sir, our company sponsored this competition, and you are our VIP guest.
**RED:** I guess this place isn't as bad as I thought.
**THE HOST:** Ladies and gentlemen, please give me your attention as I present to you our most beautiful and gorgeous performance yet by the stunning Radhika!
Red was completely mesmerized as a woman in a white dress took the stage and began to dance.
He couldn't take his eyes off her and soon found himself on stage, holding her close.
**RED:** You have beautiful eyes.
**RADHIKA:** Who are you, and what are you doing?
**RED:** I love you.
Red kissed her passionately.
Suddenly, chaos erupted as gunshots rang out. Siddharth tried to shield Red, but Red fought back fiercely, eliminating all threats.
After the attack, Red took Radhika to his home.
**RADHIKA:** तुम कौन हो और मुझे यहाँ क्यों लाए हो? पार्टी में गोलियां क्यों चलीं? (Who are you, and why did you bring me here? Why were there gunshots at the party?)
**RED:** Hi, my name is Red.
**RADHIKA:** क्या आप लोग माफिया हैं? (Are you people the mafia?)
**RED:** Well, I'm more like the King of the Mafia, or to be precise, I am the King of Everything. I am the King of Kings.
**RADHIKA:** आप मुझसे क्या चाहते हैं? (What do you want from me?)
**RED:** I want you. I want to marry you. मैं तुमसे शादी करना चाहता हूँ. (I want to marry you.)
**RADHIKA:** क्या? (What?) Absolutely not!
**RED:** I don't think you're getting the situation here. If I like something, I love it, and I want it. I get what I want, and I want you. You don't have a choice in the matter. Let's go meet my parents-in-law.
Red arrived at Radhika's house with her and knocked on the door. Radhika's mother opened it.
**RED:** Hi, mother-in-law!
**RADHIKA'S MOM:** क्या? (What?)
In the living room, Red made his intentions clear.
**RED:** Let me get this straight. मैं आपकी बेटी से शादी करना चाहता हूं और आपका आशीर्वाद लेने आया हूं. (I want to marry your daughter, and I have come for your blessing.) You don't get a say in the matter anyway.
Radhika's dad stood up.
**RADHIKA:** Dad, please sit down!
**RADHIKA:** What? Are you supporting this man? Are you with this son of a bitch or are you his lover?
**RED:** Boys!
A group of armed men pointed their guns at Radhika's dad.
**RADHIKA'S DAD:** मैं यह कहना चाह रहा था कि मैं आप दोनों को 100% आशीर्वाद देता हूँ. (What I was trying to say is that I give both of you 100% of my blessing.)
**RED:** That's more like it! Now that that's over—Siddharth!
**SIDDHARTH:** Yes, boss! Anything you need?
**RED:** Arrange a grand party because the biggest wedding in the world is about to take place! Call everybody—celebrities, singers, billionaires—everyone should know that the King of Kings is getting married!
**THE NIGHT OF THE MARRIAGE**
Many big celebrities such as Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Aamir Khan, Deepika Padukone, Priyanka Chopra, and billionaires like Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Mukesh Ambani attended the party.
**RED:** Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention? Thank you all for attending my wedding ceremony, and a special shout-out to my best man, S. Let the wedding commence!
**S:** Okay, let's get this over with. I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Red kissed Radhika.
**S:** Whatever, I'm getting drunk tonight and sleeping with women.
**THAT NIGHT**
Radhika was in bed.
**RADHIKA:** मुझसे दूर रहो, मेरे पास मत आओ. (Stay away from me, don't come near me!)
**RED:** Oh, come on! It's our first night!
**RADHIKA:** Don't you have any dignity?
**RED:** Dignity? What the hell is that? I've never had it!
Red moved closer to Radhika.
**RED:** Come on! I'm the richest and most handsome person in the world. What else do you want? I know you love me.
**RADHIKA:** Well...
Radhika blushed.
**RED:** You're blushing! You're so cute when you're blushing.
**RADHIKA:** Stop that now, will you?
Red moved closer again.
**RADHIKA:** What are you doing?
**RED:** Let's talk in the morning, okay?
**RADHIKA:** Okay.
**THE NEXT MORNING**
Radhika and Red were in bed, hugging each other.
**RADHIKA:** Time to wake up!
Red hugged Radhika tighter.
**RED:** I don't want to wake up. Let's sleep a little more.
**RADHIKA:** Wake up already! It's 12 in the afternoon!
They both woke up.
**RED:** Get dressed; I have a surprise for you.
**RADHIKA:** What surprise?
**RED:** Just get dressed!
Red took Radhika to show her beautiful sights, natural landscapes, and a complete field of red flowers. They spent a wonderful day together.
In the middle of the field of red roses, Radhika said,
**RADHIKA:** Red, I love you.
Suddenly, a gunshot pierced the air, and a bullet struck Radhika through Red's body, hitting her heart. She died in his arms.
Overcome with rage and grief, Red went on a rampage, turning the entire country into a sea of blood. The great Indian Ocean turned red with blood. Red sat atop a stack of bodies, his crimson sword soaked in blood, as the world around him turned crimson, and the moon bled in the sky.
S appeared, walking on the sea of blood.
**S:** Red.
Red charged at him, sword drawn, and they clashed.
**S:** Red, stop!
Red dropped his sword and sat on the sea of blood, tears streaming down his face.
**S:** I am sorry, my friend.