Welcome to the 'x' organisation

Hi Hope,

Welcome to X Corporation! We're so happy you are now one of us.

We have some final steps before you can start.

In no specific order, you must be obedient. Do whatever you are told, as best as you can and do as much as possible within your pre-determined work hours. Obey the manager above you, they are your priest. Over the priest submit yourself to the clock. Your new god is not plastic or metal but rationally determined time. It is always present, all powerful and it is for your own good. Be glad that your potential for experience and freedom are cut up into time slots when you must work like a dog.

We only really like healthy bodies, but lucky for you we have still have room in our quota of the despised, disabled and/or mental ill. The dead are useless and the living make a profit. You exist and we are happy to put you to work. Unlike our ancestors, we have work for you. Be grateful, you will be happier for it and we make money from your labour. Win-Win.

We need you to speak English. As a global company, we feel it is important for you to speak the truly international language of the Anglo-Saxon people. Something about their particular culture is universally applicable, please do ignore those centuries of colonialism, or so we at X Corporation think so along with the rest of our pals! If you don't then how did you manage to pass the interview? Seriously, asking for a friend.

This book's true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.

You need identification (ID) from one of the Northern countries of the planet Earth. You need other people to verify you are what you say you are at least one of them from another company or state institution. If you have been an obedient worker with the necessary years of experience to do this piss poorly paid job then you should be able to provide these IDs. Remember you are no one unless a state and/or corporation member tell us you are one.

We invite you to mandatory training. If you fail to complete it or when working fail to operate excatly as told you may be fired. Blasted from X Corpation and in your flight of misery you may end up destroying other's lives. Even if you don't, you will be hollow and a ruin. Remeber you need us more than we need you, there is always another desperate body to do what we demand.

Once again welcome! We hope, whoops just said your name, wish you to make money for us. If you don't have a positive experience as a finger of the X Corporation that means there is something wrong with you! Not us.

If you have any questions, reach out to our designated emotional dumpster @bin.com

You aren't working already? What are you waiting for? GO, GO, GO!

Best regards,

X Corporation