Dear Hope,

Thank you for your recent application. Unfortunately on this occasion you have not been successful.

Due to the high volume of applications that we receive, we are unable to provide specific feedback to individual candidates.

We would welcome applications from you in the future.

We could give you generic feedback but that would cost our organisation money with no profit to be obtained by force or fraud. Frankly, the chances of anyone remembering this event is nil and no one in our team would even recognise your particular application among dozens of equally capable workers. Understand please, that work is not created based on need in capitalist economies but to accumulate profit. Our basis for choosing a particular candidate make as much sense as pigs flying as most of the candidates including you could do the job. Anyway, you should be grateful we even sent you a rejection notice as many jobseekers do not even receive a rejection notice.

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Many thanks,

The Recruitment Team.