Dear Hope,

We hope you are well.

We are reaching out with some feedback after a recent review of our surveillance. You did 'X' wrong. If you do 'Y' then you should not make the same mistake again. Here is a list of vague help towards doing 'Y'.

You may lose your job for not having enough 'Z' or for doing too much 'Z' which may be determined upon a review by the committee that may or may not happen.

You are not paid to be human. You are paid as labour. You are a machine in a fleshy body. You are to be replaced with plastic, metal and AI when our investments in technology return with efficient workers. Work like you were trained to, you tool.

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Further, you also did 'Q' wrong. Now, 'Q' is out of your control and we could have told you. Instead, we observed longer and did spot checks on a regular basis. The fact that 'Q' happened will be humiliating for you. [Insert nice comment in response to expected embrassment]. Here is a solution that won't work, so you be encouraged to either ask for help or solve it on your own. Good luck with the lingering sense of shame.

Also, your clients loved you but we want you to repeat 'L' again because it does not fit our arbitrary, goalpost moving, standards.

Remember, always that – WE ARE ALWAYS WATCHING!

Please reach out if you have any further questions. Please respond in 24 hours to confirm receipt of the above. Please let us know if you have any further questions and we'll be happy to help.

Kind regards,

X Corporation.