A mysterious mortal, a mysterious wooden puppet, a mysterious rooster, a mysterious Shopping Mall System, the Heavens, and a Cracked Storyteller… NEVER SEEN BEFORE ABSURDITY…??? Jin Kai gains a shopping mall system in a xianxia world and establishes the Immortals Shopping Mall in a remote neighborhood of Rising Sky City. However, at the beginning, the mall only has a street food stall inside. The Immortals Shopping Mall will eventually grow and attract countless beings to it. Well, hopefully… What to expect? I dont know... Come here when you want to distract yourself, when you're bored, sad, or feeling depressed. If you’re tired of nonsense novels and events, then the most nonsensical nonsense is here! (Screw it, it’s really the most absurd... I want my mom…) "HEY, SHUT UP AND DO WHAT I SAY!" However, this absurdity won’t make you sad, it’ll make you laugh. This will be your safe haven, your second family. Maybe even your grave... (Let’s hope not… Be careful! Never mess with Jin Kai!) "Stop adding stuff yourself!" (Screw it…)