I am confused.

Today I heard the Aunties talking. They were laughing and talking about “The Lady”. Apparently Lady isn’t a very good woman. She’s snooty. She puts on airs. She looks down on people. She dresses like an overstuffed chicken. The Aunties said many things about her, and in the end Aunty Gina picked me up and told me, “Odie, don’t ever let a woman like her get her hooks in you. She’s much worse than we are. At least we’re honest about what we want and expect from a man.”

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I thought they liked her, but apparently they don’t. Aunties are just too nice! They must not have wanted to hurt the poor woman’s feelings yesterday. I hope I can learn to be half as kind and warm as my Aunties!

Don’t worry Aunties! If I ever see a woman with hooks, or one who calls herself a “Lady”, I’ll be certain to tell her to go away and not bother me. I’ll only allow the good women to stay with me. Trash can just stay in the garbage where it belongs!