Okay, so I may have gone a little bit overboard while buying things. But I mean, it’s not like that’s a problem. because of how much exp I have, the stuff I bought barely even put a dent in my exp pool…now that I think about it, why do I have so much exp? I mean I don’t remember ever beating or killing anybody. So why do I hav-AAAAAAGGGUUUEEEHH!!!

…Why am I on the floor? What was I talking about just now? Well whatever time to go put up all of the new decorations I just got!

Let’s see here, I got some streamers just encase I ever have a party, enough new books to fill a library, a picture of a little cat hanging off a tree branch saying “Hang in there!”, several pictures of master Beelzebub, and maybe one or two dresses…or thirty. I never was really good at counting.

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What? I have a big room, it will fit…maybe.

Well even if it doesn’t all fit, I can always put some of it into my storage…huh you know what? I don’t think I ever checked my storage. Well no time like the present! Let’s see what’s in here!

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Well, that was disappointing to say the least. All I found was some old dusty armor and a weird black rapier. I mean sure the armor fit me, and it would probably help me fight off adventurers, But it was so creepy! I mean it had all these weird symbols on it, and not to mention the fact that it smelled like blood.

And then there was the rapier. i mean, it’s not like I’m against using rapiers or anything, but the thing is just as creepy as the armor. It has similar weird symbols, and the blade seems like its trying to steal my soul or something.

So yea, I’m just going to close my storage room back up and let those things keep collecting dust.