New adventurer pov*

I finally made it to the boss room! Ha! Take that mom! I knew I could do it, even if it did almost take me a month. Well whatever, that’s not important, what’s important is that I made it.

Anyway, it’s time to open the door.

I walk to the door and slowly push it open. What I find inside of the boss room is what I’m going to assume is a demon girl, based on the weird markings covering her body and how small she is, who is sitting on a chair behind a desk seemingly asleep and mumbling something about wanting someone called “Master” to do something harder. 

Well, I wanted to get the fight started so I did what any other adventurer would do. I woke her up via a punch to the face.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

She woke up, fell off her chair, and started rolling on the floor holding her face. After around a minute she stopped rolling and started yelling at me.

“WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!” (Demon girl)

“Let’s fight!” (Me)

“Oh…uh, right” (Demon girl)

The demon girl quickly runs at me. Drawing my sword, I also charge at her and give a quick slash upwards, she attempts to back away from the swipe and as a result only her or well, his clothes get cut exposing his…little friend. I stand there for a few seconds, now questioning my sexuality, and speak again.

“So you’re a man?” (Me)

“You thought I wasn’t?” (Demon boy)

“Well your face makes you look like a girl” (Me)

“Touché” (Demon boy)

The demon runs at me and jumps, getting ready to try to pummel me, and flails around before falling on his face and knocking himself out. I stare at the boys’ unmoving body for a few seconds and sigh, before I walk over and stab him in the head to open the door to the next floor.

“This seemed kind of pointless…” (Me)

I wait another few seconds looking at the dead idiot on the floor, and then start my descent into the tower.