Hey, um…I’m kind of in a little bit of a pickle right now. I kind of…sort of…killed a pair of adventurers.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “That’s great Nai! You got your first kills!” and I would celebrate too, but I didn’t really kill them on purpose.

See I was up above the door, trying to put up a picture of master Beelzebub, when the door started opening. So I started climbing down to fight them when I sort of…slipped.

While falling I might have landed on the adventurers and broke both of their necks a little…what? Don’t act like you’ve never slipped and accidentally killed someone before!

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Anyway now that I’ve actually killed some adventurers I need to figure out what to do with their bodies.

What, did you think that they would just magically disappear? That would be stupid. I mean it’s not like there’s some kind of magic spell for cleaning up corpses.

Anyway, I’m thinking that maybe I should eat them. I mean, I haven’t eaten anything in years and it’s not like they need their bodies anymore…yea, I’m going to eat them.

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You know, humans taste a lot like chicken. Only a little more stringy. Though, I guess it depends on how you cook them, I mean I ate them raw so I guess I don’t really know how they taste when cooked.

…Oh! Right! I forgot about the pictures!

Okay so, you know those pictures of master Beelzebub I bought? Well I’ve been hanging them up around my room, and I must say that it looks a lot better now that no matter where you look you can see masters face.

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Huh…I seem to have made a very bloody mess. I guess I should get to cleaning.