So after the whole eating people fiasco, I put my recently acquired skeletons into my storage and when I came out of the storage room the door to my room started opening. So I started to get ready to kill the new adventurers that were coming through, but to my surprise instead of adventurers coming into my room to kill me, a skeleton wandered into my room.

After a fairly drawn out staring contest between me and the skeleton, it started to move towards me. So I did the only reasonable thing to do in that situation. I started freaking out. You know, the usual running around screaming like a little girl, peeing myself, and throwing things at the cadaver.

What? It’s perfectly normal to be afraid of moving skeletons. I mean, how would you react if something that’s not supposed to be moving around started walking towards you?

Anyway, instead of following me like I expected, the skeleton started walking towards my storage room while ignoring the many objects that I was pelting it with (Pillows, books, pictures, etc.) It slowly waddled into my storage room and disappeared.

After a few minutes of watching the storage room door, prepared to fling my desk, the skeleton comes out dragging the two skeletons out.

The skeleton looked at me and we had another staring contest, after a few minutes I threw the desk at the skeleton, and it kind of…exploded. Not the desk mind you, the desk is very sturdy despite how it looks. No, the skeleton exploded. And in doing so, covered a corner of my room in skeleton pieces.

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So, after a few more minutes of calming myself down, I started to clean up. Or I would have, if the doo to my room hadn’t started to open again.

 And once again, to my surprise and horror, a skeleton walked into my room, and then another, and another. After a few minutes my room was filled with skeletons walking around and picking up bits and pieces of the destroyed skeleton, as well as two of them slowly dragging away the skeletons of the adventurers.

Where was I during this whole ordeal? Well obviously I was in a corner of my room, peeing myself again and crying. What? Walking skeletons are very traumatizing.

Anyway, after about an hour the skeletons started leaving the room. All except one that was standing behind me holding a piece of paper out to me. But because I was too busy crying in the corner I didn’t know what it was doing.

After a few more minutes the skeleton put the piece of paper on my head and walked out of my room. It took me another few hours to get over my trauma, but when I did I took the paper off my head and read it.

Paper: “Dear Nai

It has come to my attention that you have killed your first adventurer(s) today. So congratulations! Keep up the good work. (also I’m going to send these skeletons to you whenever you kill adventurers to collect their corpses, so try to get used to them.)

Beelzebub. “

After another freak out and lots of happy crying due to the praise I had received, I put the paper into a plaque on the wall and quietly stared at it.

Anyway like I said, perfectly normal.