so, the entries were reviewed, and the winner decided.

but before that, some honorable mentions.

corepotato: (close quote)

"reading this chapter was like attending a justing bieber concert"

ouch. but the best is still to come.

"and even if you ignore all that, it's still shit."

...

if i thought you were serious, i'd be offended. good job.

jackajack:

go read it for yourself.

n00bs.

Troll:

just...

yes. yes indeed.

and finally... (drumroll)

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the winner...

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BlackToTheFuture!

(authors thoughts)

damn...

this is the first sentence.

Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

"there are two ways to dislike fanfiction. one is to dislike it, and the other is to read yours."

...

when i first read it, my heart stopped. i thought,

i'm worthless.. no one cares about me... you don't have to say that... i already know i'm a terrible person...

honestly, it hurt. when i first read this comment. i sat there thinking, for a split second, 'maybe i should just give up on writing?'

then i realized it was his entry to the competition, and i laughed my ass off. and my legs. then i inverted and started doing some crazy techno shit.

the rest of the comment is just spreading lemon juice on a wound, and damn it hurts.

congratulations, BlackToTheFuture, you are the first person on the internet who made me have suicidal thoughts. :D