well, the subject sums it up.

i will not apologize, or make excuses for my lack of effort, but i will do what i can.

anyway, none of you really care, right?!?!? then here it is!

three hours from now, a new chapter will arrive. it is worthy of being called a 'turning point' in the story, which will blow your pants off. but, since i don't want to be sued for massive public indecency charges, i'll write a badder version which will let you keep your pants on.

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

and, if any of you noticed that i used the word 'badder' and then immediatly insulted me, i have a little something for you.

:3 https://www.youtube.com/v/-0-PUDjNycQ

the video is courtesy of xtremeloldude, a wonderful person. :3

i wish i could see your faces.