Hello there! My name is [placeholder] and I'm a [placeholder]! 

Now you are probably thinking of asking something like '[placeholder] what kind of story is this?' or '[placeholder] why am I so attracted to your manliness?’.

Well I'll tell you. This story is about me [placeholder] and my adventures as a [placeholder]! In this story you will find Action, Adventure, Romance, Canc-*COUGH COUGH* I mean…Harems, and much more!

What’s that? The Harem and Romance tags shouldn’t ever be seen on the same story? Well I must say I agree with you there friend.

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After all, Harems are pretty much just mindless gatherings of females trying to get into the pants of some random dude that’s probably a complete creep waiting for the chance to enslave them all or is gay and doesn’t realize that all of his followers want his dick.

While romance is…I dunno, the same thing just with less people? Huh, I guess maybe Harems and Romance can get along. Such a happy ending! Two tags that are complete opposites yet exactly the same.

 I guess that just shows that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, I mean, you came here to read a story about a [placeholder] but instead you got to read about Harems and Romance being the same thing.

Well, that’s all, you can go now.