These kids are going to be the death of me. I’ve printed out a copy of each report from them and compiled them below.

Name: Teagan Walker

Date: 2/24/20XX

Reason For Detention: Destruction of School Property, Yelling Profanities at Another Student, Being a little shit

Penance: 1-Page Reflection Essay, Clean Desk, 2 weeks of detention

Time Owed: 1 week, 3 days

Offenses: In here more than the actual teachers are at this point Thirtieth Offense

Name: Charity Chery

Date: 2/24/20XX

Reason For Detention: Assaulting Another Student (causing hospitalization)

Penance: 4 week suspension, 4 weeks of detention, Apology Letter, 2 weeks of community service

Time Owed: 3 weeks

Offenses: First Offense

Name: Adam Meijer

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Date: 2/24/20XX

Reason For Detention: Sleeping in class, On phone in class

Penance: 2 days of detention

Time Owed: 1 day

Offenses: Third time offender

Name: Junpei Enomoto

Date: 2/24/20XX

Reason For Detention: Poor Attendance, Caught Skipping Class, AI written essay

Penance: 4 days of detention, rewrite essay

Time Owed: 2 days

Offenses: Second Time Offender

Name: Xiao-Hua Zhou

Date: 2/24/20XX

Reason For Detention: Eating in class, Ms. Fullini

Penance: 2 days of detention

Time Owed: 2 days

Offenses: First Time Offender