The stage is lit by torches, trumpets. Duncan enters together with Malcolm, Donny B, Banquo, Lennox, Macduff, Ross, Angus and their attendants.

Duncan

Dude! This castle is Suh-weeeeeet! The air is so nice, it appeals to my obvi extremely impressive senses.

Banquo

I know dude! See all those tweety birdie nests, there isn’t a single pokey bit that doesn’t have one. And these birdie bois always like to settle where the air is nicest.

Lady Mac B enters.

Duncan

Lookie here, it’s our lovely hostess! Y’know sometimes I get a little too much love and attention, (Brief pause, all laugh) I’m just kidding, I can never get enough of that. But if I did I would never outright reject it. Cause that would do y’all the disservice of not having had time to properly prostrate yourselves before me and follow my every command and do exactly as I say all the time at massive inconvenience to yourself. Because that’s what being a king is all about demanding people thank you for the privilege of doing what you tell them to or they risk their hands getting yoinked off their bodies.

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Lady Mac B

Of course, daddy-o . We’ll do whatever you want no matter what, no questions asked. We can never thank you enough for all the honors we received from you, and all the ones still to come.

Duncan

Where is your husband? We were racing to get here. He’s a quick little bugger, but I love that jerk, how dare, he should know he’s not allowed to be me when I want to win. I was hoping to give you even less time to prepare.

Lady Mac B

(Gritted teeth) We are your humble servants, king baby. Everything we have is yours to use at your disposal. After all we owe everything to you and live for the day you demand it back.

Duncan

Perfect, that’s exactly how things should go! No take me to your husband, whom I love so much more than you could, and I shall continue to do so. Whenever your ready?

They all exit.