ACT 1, SCENE 1

Thunder and lightning three witches enter

Witch 1

Hey guys, when do you wanna meet up next?

Witch 2 

Somewhere quiet, after one side takes a massive “L”.

Witch 3 

So, Sunset? Gotcha

Witch 1 

A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.

Where?

Witch 2 

That field over there?

Witch 3 

We can meet Macbub.

Pause, cat yowls.

Witch 1 

Shut it Cat! (To others) I gotta go

Witch 2 

Alright, I’mma head out

Witch 3 

Peace

Perform a complicated handshake

Witch 1

Fair is foul

Witch 2

And foul is fair

Witch 3 

Hover through the fog and filthy air