Jay Pov
Zola and I are sitting on the beach and eating calamari that taste like chicken. She puts on a new nun outfit she got from her ship she has like 27 of the same outfit. Speaking Zola what am supposed to think about her. She got the exact same face as one of my girlfriends how do you respond to that. I know they’re not sisters because they are completely different races . Is she a clone is Pyra the clone. are neither of them clones or are we dealing with some magical bullshit.
Dragoons and Dragmeires are really alike but they are also really different it basically comparing a crocodile and a alligator back on earth. Zola attribute is Holy while Pyra is fire. Zola has pointed ears and sharp fangs of a Dragmeire, Pyra ears or more humanoid. They both strike hard and fast like a Nazi blitzkrieg They both twirl their hair the exact same way and quint when their eyes when they are confused. Honestly the most thing that gets me is someone with Pyra face saying fuck with out me being behind her.
Zola: Fucking squid trying to eat me how you like me now you mother fucker may you travel to the stars above
Another things every time she hunts something for food she will say may you travel to the stars above. I guess that is part of her religion. The Church of Violence believe when something dies there spirit return to the stars. Well I am just going to just put the Pyra and Zola thing on the back burner i figure this out again when we meet up back with Pyra and the others. Danm Dragmeires can eat she 75 percent of a 15 foot squid. After we feel our bellies we go search for the other hopefully I can get convince them she is no longer dangerous and hopefully Zola face will distract Morgana from me taking in another girl.
Zola is a very firm believer in excessive self-defense she will never throw the first punch on the creature but it attacks she turns them into a meat patty like fucking Saitama in one single punch. I am burly doing anything I feel like she putting the team on her back. Is It wrong of me to want to kill something to make me feel useful. The beast soon realize who the real apex predator is here leave us alone. We make way to village and it guarded by two goat women. One of them speaks and goes into the village and bring someone to be there leader.
Leader: Welcome to Amazonia I am the the Queen Rama
Jay: I am Jay and this Zola and our ship has crashed. We were separated from out companions.
Rama: I am afraid I have not seen any outlanders beside you my child. Come let us show you our hospitality Amazonia has to offer. Let us give food and drink and a place to rest your head for the night. In the mourning I will send out people to help fix your ship
Zola: We will gladly accept your grace.
The enter the village I notice this place is filled with different type of people from different races. I also know that they are all women and all have red eyes and tribal tattoos and they all have red eyes. They are looking at us like the twins from the shining. It fucking creepy, but who am I to judge they are helping us. They have probably never seen outsider before. We enter the Rama house annd offer us her guess room. One of her servant comes in a little rooster girl.
Girl: Dinner is ready
Jay: So what are we having
Girl: Dinner is ready
She says that again in a monotone voice ok red flags going up and I don't like it, but maybe this kid is just socially awkward, I don't know her race maybe they're all like that. She takes us to the dining room and they serve us our meal and it is a feast. There a shit load of food and drink. Zola begin to pray
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Zola: May this food nourish our body and their spirits travel to the stars above.
Than she begin to tare up the food like a wild animal. That is her Dragmeire showing. Didn't she just eat 300 pound worth calamari. Where the hell does she put it all. she stops for second sniffs it and than stats to eat it again. Honestly I I also had a lot squid so I don't eat that much and just drinks some water. One of the servant comes out.
Servant: Was everything thing to your liking
Zola: Yes everything was wonderful may the stars shine on you and your people. Jay and I have to go to the bathroom.
Jay: I don't.....
She elbows me. I guess I am going to the bathroom, Is is a social norm that all girls go to the bathroom together on every plan
Servant: That is fine after your trip Lady Rama would like to see you. I shall take you there
She take us to the bathroom and when she closes the door Zola slams me against the wall and shoves her tongue down my throat. I know are people are horny and Dragmeires play a little rougher but she wants to take me in the bathroom right after we eat. Is this what she calls after dinner exercise. Than she suddenly stops. THIS FUCKING TEASE !
Jay: So know quickie
Zola: I do not mine the quickie but I prefer we do it when our lives were not in danger. Also I am little tired because I was purifying you with my Holy Power.
Jay: Come again
Zola: I do not know why but they were drugging our food did you notice.
Jay: NO ! THAN WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU STILL EATING IT !
Zola: It would be a waste
Jay: You know your glutton right. Fine whatever I did notice stares and the creepy red eyes.
Zola: So you did notice it as well you have good instincts. I was right in choosing you some of those races it is impossible to have red. I been around the universe since I was a child not all the time but red eyes can be a symbol of mind control.
Jay: Mind control?
Zola: Hold that thought.
The servant comes in with a blade and swings. Zola takes it way by letting her stab her hand than she kicks her out the room and the servant flies into the wall her eyes roll to back her head not dead but dead but definitely knocked the fuck out.
Zola: We should move
Jay: Agreed
????: Were do you think your going
Jay: What the fuck?
We look up at the servant she still unconscious but she is talking and the girl pukes up some sort of black centipede parasite thing. It coming out of her mouth and it is moving the body like it is it own. THAT IS FUCKED UP!
Parasite: You are smarter than others but you will never....
I don't even give it a chance to finish when I shoot a barrage of water bullets
Jay: Uh Uh no way I am doing this. I am not touching that. There is no way in hell that I am dealing with some alien zombie resident evil bullshit.
Zola: That may noy have been wise insect like that tend to have a hive mind. I think that they know that we know that they know we no. So I suggest we get our asses out of hear,
And we do but not before we get surrounded, by several people. Lucky for me I watch Rurouni Kenshin and copied his Hiten Mitsurugi Style and can move fast enough to pull that shit off and they say TV rots your brain. Zola does not have to get that creative she fuses her holy aura in her limbs and beats people they can't die no matter how hard she hits. We make mad dash to the gate
???: PHAMTOM ROOAAAAAARRRR !
????: TERRA ROAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
????: HELL FIRE ROAAARRRRRRRRR!
Shit three roars come at us Zola and I intercept the combine beam with one of own
Jay: SEA ROOAAAAAAARRRRRR !
Zola: HOLY ROAAAARRRRRRRRR!
Both beam collied and the explosion happens when it settles. I see Morgana, Lulu and some girl who looks like a big titty Scarlett Johansen look a like in native close tribal tattoos and glowing red eyes. Oh shit Morgana and Lulu have gone native. Queen Rama comes in claps
Rama: That was quite impressive you two will make fine additions to our little paradise.
Jay: Serious Lady what the Fuck !
Rama: Man have ruled this universe for far too long just because they have a little thing dangling between there legs. Men are irrational the cause wars and trying conqueror anything they can get their hands on. Woman are the Superior Species. I am simply uniting them to make more lets call it organized. Join us and you will be one of my most powerful generals.
Jay Zola: No
Am I really getting the come dark side speech. She did not even offer cookies.
Rama: Such a shame Lubella, Morgana, Louise knock them out and plant and egg in them like the others
Lulu Morgana and Louise: Yes
Lulu: TERRA...
Morgana: : PHAMTOM....
Louise: HELL FIRE....
Lulu Morgana and Louis: ROAAARRRRRRRRRR !
Zola: Shit I am to tired to roar.
Jay: Same
Is this it is this how I go out. I guess not today because a force field generate around myself and Zola. We look over and we are saved by a ripped white hair Tiger stripped shirtless..... Hold up I have to do a double take.
Jay: Chris Evans?
Not Chris Evans: Oh Honey I take that as the biggest complement but no
Jay: Carl?
Carl: Ding ding ding correct. Now Sweeties Come with me if you want to live.
Louis: HELL FIRE STORM !
Carl: AEGIS !
Carl makes another shield
Carl: Lewis Honey I know your being mind controlled but when this over were going have stern talking too.
Jay: WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT !